Nightly News Roundup

Trump ghosts his way through Scotland, the DoJ keeps dancing around Ghislaine, and South Park drops $1.5B worth of hellfire, all while America’s IQ test gets harder and its moral test gets easier to fail. From golf-course photo ops to visa vendettas, this week’s Nightly News Roundup is a flaming clown car driven by a raccoon with a checkbook. Hosted by Theo Jesterfield from deep beneath the rubble...

The orange circus crashes the Fed, the Epstein files detonate, and Chuck Mangione exits stage left with his flugelhorn blazing. Trump hijacks headlines with a surprise stunt at the Federal Reserve while the DOJ fumbles accountability like a greased football on fire. Meanwhile, Jacob "QAnon Shaman" Chansley turns on Trump in a glorious poetry slam of betrayal, Gaza peace talks collapse in typical U...

Trump’s name pops up in the Epstein files, the DOJ won’t release the goods, and Congress wants it all anyway. The White House yells “fake news” but can’t find the off switch. Meanwhile, Trump invents a trade deal with Japan, the EU threatens to nuke our bourbon, and the new AI plan looks like Skynet with a flag. Tesla crashes, lobbyists sweat, and somewhere in Washington, someone definitely shit t...

Trump’s yelling treason, the EPA’s axing science, and Mike Johnson ran from the Epstein files like they were on fire. NOAA’s losing weather balloons, the Wall Street Journal got booted from the White House, and Obama’s officially had enough of this nonsense. It’s Tuesday tantrum time with Theo Jesterfield on Nightly News Roundup, the podcast for people who love to hate the news and hate to love it...

Trump posts a fake Obama arrest video, attacks Adam Schiff (again), drags Samantha Power into his nonsense, and demands we bring back the Redskins name — all while dodging Epstein questions. Speaker Johnson folds like a lawn chair. DeSantis blames “media bias” for flopping in Iowa. RFK Jr. links vaccines to climate change because tinfoil isn’t just for hats anymore. Elon Musk casually admits fraud...

FBI agents flagged Epstein-Trump files like biohazard warnings, DOJ cracks open grand jury records on Trump’s orders, and Paramount sacrifices Colbert to keep FCC regulators off their backs. Plus: Congress axes PBS, Trump signs crypto into law, pollution is back on the menu, protesters hit the streets, and Trump launches a nuclear-grade hissy fit at the Murdoch family after The Wall Street Journal...

Trump dodges Epstein accountability, DOJ raids voter files, mass “Good Trouble” marches hit the nation, and a clean-energy power grab forces windmills into royal approval. All this with Theo Jesterfield’s signature offensive cynicism. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Texas floods kill over 130—but GOP priorities? Redrawing maps, banning bathrooms, and gutting climate science. Trump toys with firing the Fed chair while markets spiral. Inflation climbs. NOAA’s climate forecasts? Axed. America’s drowning in more than water. The NNR: The contempt you need, delivered nightly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Obama scolds Democrats, Congress buries Epstein’s secrets, NYC subway becomes Atlantis, Cal Raleigh hits bombs, Republicans declare war on woke (again), the DoD is going to use Musk's Hitler-infatuated AI, and Wall Street fears climate change might hurt the real victims: profits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump hijacks a soccer trophy and calls it a win for America, Texas braces for more floods while infrastructure remains theoretical, and tariffs slam into Mexico and the EU because revenge is the only currency left. Russia blames us for Ukraine’s latest attack, China finally admits it’s backing Putin, and protesters flood Trump Tower to remind everyone that ICE raids and anti-LGBTQ+ policies didn’...

Trump blames dead Texans on inquisitive reporters, Canada gets slapped with economic maple spankings, and the State Department gets the guillotine. Also: America keeps shipping guns like it’s Amazon Prime Day for proxy wars. And Gallup says we finally like immigrants now. Weird. It’s NNR — your Friday fix of feral satire, constitutional hangovers, and the faint smell of burning democracy. Hosted o...

Trump’s birthright order gets blocked, veterans are shooting at weather radar, and Netanyahu wants to give Trump a Nobel Peace Prize. Meanwhile, $80M in refunds vanish into bank vaults, the FBI's strapping agents to loyalty polygraphs, and Elon Musk founds his own political party with AI tanks and birthrate mandates. Plus: Brazil gets tariffed, the USDA kills equity, and America slides further int...

Flies from the sky, measles in the streets, and a chatbot goes Nazi: just another Wednesday in the terminal phase of empire. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on NNR: Grapes of Wrath, weaponized weather, and your government’s new foot fetish. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Epstein’s phantom list remains exactly that. Texas floods thanks to ghost infrastructure. The Hague sets sail for climate reckoning. Tariffs are the new national sport. America drills more but pretends less. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ICE agents pissed all over an elementary school parking lot, cities around the country are cancelling 4th of July events due to "safety concerns," Marines are deploying to Florida, and the Supreme Court says "bow down to the executive, bitches." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ICE has decided the best way to celebrate independence is to round up brown people, Trump and his clowns passed a piece of legislation that will add trillions to the deficit at the low, low cost of American lives, and U.S. District Judge Randolph Moss just blocked Trump’s asylum ban... for now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

President Trump admitted he had no idea what's in the Big Bucket of Bullshit Bill but he did try to hawk cologne and perfume. Eau du Scandal! The U.S. lost 33,000 jobs in June, Tesla posted its worst quarter ever, and an app that allows users to pinpoint ICE agents' location hit number one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enter Alligator Alcatraz! “We’re all going to die anyway,” - Republican Sen. Joni Ernst  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump wants to reach out and touch the CEO of AT&T, then he saw his approval ratings plummet to the lowest of all time. The Big, Fucked Up Bill is going to keep taxes on tips, overtime, and Social Security, just like people who can read told us would happen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Supreme Court ruled today that federal courts might not have a say in federal actions, dissidents are clowning ICE, Gov. Newsom sues Fox News for $787 million, and massive protests are ready to go all over the country this weekend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whiskey Leaks went off a (checks notes) Fox News reporter for daring to ask a valid question, the Big Beautiful Bill is rapidly becoming a giant fucking failure, cocaine use and production is at an all-time high, and Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has been frozen out of intelligence briefings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump exploded like a SpaceX craft over a CNN report, MAGA is raging over the NYC mayoral democratic primary, heroin health secretary RFK Jr., wants everyone to wear a health tracker, and the White House plans to limit sharing information with Congress as required by law. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

President Trump placed the world on high alert for World War III in an attempt to win a  Nobel Peace Prize. He staged an attack, demanded an end to the attacks, announced a peace treaty, and received a nomination for the award. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Monday Mayhem! We've got conflicting reports about Iran contacting the U.S. and Qatar before their attacks, our Secretary of Defense is on the sidelines during major military operations, warnings abound about retaliatory strikes, and NNR sides with MTG for once. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.