Nightly News Roundup

Trump locks 72 million people out of health insurance, takes credit for rain, freezes veteran assistance programs, demands a missile defense shield, and offers to buy out federal workers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This past week has been a helluva year. Trump has pissed off the United Colors of Benetton, House looks to investigate the investigators, Dr. Phil gets somehow more terrible, and the Chiefs will face the Eagles in the brawl for it all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Migrant workers aren't migrating or working, Chicago school denies hall pass to federal agents, Trump calls Denmark, Pete Hegseth will likely be the first SecDef for Trump's second term, and news from the sporting world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ICE can now raid petty criminals, Kentucky KKK has a hemorrhoid flare-up, pardoned Jan. 6 attacker re-arrested on Federal gun charges, and a special comment from Faith and Religion correspondent Rev. Dale E. Happysock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bishop asks Trump to consider being passionate toward other human beings; Trump says "Pass." Georgia GOP Representative wants Bishop deported. Russia wags finger at U.S. plans for Panama Canal, Coast Guard Commandant fired for doing her job, and Trump says Jan. 6 attackers are free to go. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Inauguration Day Edition! Trump takes oath, becomes King with no oversight, goodbye Gulf of Mexico, hello Gulf of America, Vivek likely out of DOGE, Trump thwarted by Melania's Spy vs. Spy brim, and Ohio State plays for natty against Notre Dame. Brought to you by Poli Memes, for the bumper sticker politico. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump moves inauguration indoors because even tough guys get chilly, turns out climate change is just hype, Greenland melts, and more from the wide world of sports. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump's official portrait released, fights and stand-offs in the Georgia State Assembly, former Presidents snub Trump, and Bezos and Musk suffer space setbacks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike Pence pulls support for RFK Jr., Pete Hegseth's testimony indicates only rich, white dudes can apply, Village People set to appear at Inauguration for some bizarre reason, and the day in sports. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fox News personality appears for top DoD gig, Mike Johnson breaks tradition if not the law, Gov. Abbott gets mad, and a special appearance from the Rev. Dale E. Happysock. Get the Bourbon ready. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Editorial comment on Governors Mark DeWine and Greg Abbott. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Walking herpes ad Steve Bannon calls Elon evil and racist, Mexican firefighters demonstrate walls have two sides, peach farmers get up to no good, and news from the spectacular world of professional darts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zuckerberg begs Trump for help, Tik Tok faces SCOTUS ban, Jack Smith hangs up his spurs, Ukraine has flying boom stick, and Ohio State vs. Notre Dame threatens to ruin Midwest civility forever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump sentencing means absolutely nothing, Jewish space lasers, California unites to hunt arsonists, priests can be gay now, and news from the sporting world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For President Jimmy Carter, Navy veteran and Allman Brothers fan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

President Musk and partner Trump prepare massive land grab, California is on fire, AG Merrick Garland to release one of two criminal investigation reports, Steve Guttenberg emerges as a hero, and news from the sporting world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump announces plans for Gulf of America, Americaland, Americaworld, and Amerxico, Judge Cannon shits on Jack Smith, Biden with a last-ditch effort to be relevant, Ohio fires up solar farm just in time to get shut down by MAGA heads, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Liberals return to offices, Trump pushes Canada annexation, later has a moment of self-awareness then washes it away, Musk goes on the offensive in the UK, Bird Flu claims first American life, and a special comment from the Rev. Dale. E. Happysock of the Holy Order of the Sanctified Amnesia Tabernacle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.