Nielsen Said No

This is the espisode we've been waiting for . Savage Animal! To bad creepy Evan has to ruin everything. The band gets named, Sabastian gets hammer, Ted gets pissed. Classic television.

Episode three of super group is a bit a sleep compared to the rest but the rest are off the rails so its still pretty great. Sabastian starts drinking and its definitely not a good thing, Ross Halfin mocks the group (mostly Sabastian) remorselessly, we meet Pearl Meatloaf's kid, and the band has decided maybe FIST isn't the greatest name in the World.

Super Group continues to supply near perfect terrible television as the group meets TL the stylist manager Doc has brought in to give the band a new look. Val and Jay come back to take even more verbal abuse and Uncle Ted (Nugent) burns as many bridges and he possible can with the rest of the band.

Season 3 of Nielsen Said No will be our first of our split 7 inch experiments where we watch and review two short run shows that failed in their first season instead one with a more stand episode amount. The first to get our attention is VH1's Super Group where five has-been rockstars are teamed up to create a band and write a song to perform at a show. The group includes Skid Row's Sabast...

The series finale of Teen Angel has Marty trying to get a date with Thirty's friend Nina by covering himself up with makeup to disguise the fact he's dead...no it doesn't make sense.

The second to the last episode of Teen Angel is Casey Bochamp centric as he tries and fails to unretire from armature baseball. We meet the Devil's cousin Nevil who is trying to throw a game between the Angles and the Devils while Not God Rod himself is actively cheating in the name of the lord.

In this episode Marty dies like 20 times after realizing that he can go back into time and change history. Steve dies, Pam too but all in all its a pretty lousy episode. There are so pretty funny moments and even a line of self reflections when the show writers see what we've all been force to witness.

So Marica is back but not really. We will learn that this episode was played out of order recorded before Marica got the axe as Steve's mom. Steve joins the theater group who are doing Mutiny on the Bounty and he gets the lead role performing directly after having an intervention calling out what others see as odd behavior when he is talking to Marty his guardian angel who he killed.

A horse jumped over a fence.

OK, so this episode of Teen Angel goes a bit off the grid. Turns out in real life the show's ratings were plummeting as well Maureen McCormick's reputation on the set so the Network decided to let her go as the lead's (Steve's) mom . They replace her with Steve and his sister Katie's dad who we've never met before as well as a grandpa character we also never met played by J...

Steve starts playing chess again with Kenny in the chess club when a cute, alterna chick named Diane enters wanting him to show her some moves. The two set up a date but Steve can't go because Marcia has to take Fab Pam to the hospital because she's all bloaty and he has to watch his kid sister Katie. Marty changes one of Katie's toys real and she can't help but screw up Jordan&#39...

Steve is hanging out with Cool Guy Jordan a bunch after winning tickets to Bloodapallooza 4 and inviting him to join. Steve doesn't include Marty, his guardian angel who he killed in real life, as he says to many jokes and when Steve laughs to talks to Marty Jordan gets weirded out. Steve attempts to keep up with the avid sportsman Jordan but almost dies several times while doing so. During th...

Is this the weakest episode yet of Teen Angel? We are not sure but it is chock full of cultural insensitivity even for the 90's. In this episode Steve's out of the picture father is unable to take Katie, Steve's sister, to a father-daughter outing so Steve accompanies her right after giving her one of Dead Marty's angel feathers. The feather's are able to grant wishes and the u...

In Episode 24 Steve make Marty (his guardian angel who he killed) give the voice of speech to a frog voiced by Tim Curry or he will be banish to hell. The frog is to be dissected and Dr. Frank is not OK with this. There seems to be a hint of a protest against animal cruelty by the writers of Teen Angel but the fact that they have given up on this project is quite evident even this early on.

In this podcast Nielsen Said No covers One Dog Night, the cross over Teen Angel episode where all the Friday-night, teen-sitcoms intersect meeting up to certain degrees. We get a Melissa Joan Hart appearance as Sabiana as well as Salem the cat both of which are probably the best part of the show. The rest is bad 70's dancing, suggested bestiality, and John Tesc.

Its spooky season here in real life and on Teen Angel as we are treated to the Halloween episode for this week. Steve is trying to take Jessica out but the heavens and Fab Pam keep screwing it up his chances. Marty tries to help after stealing arrows owned by Cupid while he was on the toilet doing god knows what. Havoc ensues and Hot Marica falls for Nitzke instead. It a mess and a story told abou...

Filmmaker Steve Dayton (Pop Punk Zombies, gIVE, Rubber Hits The Road) joins the cast to dive into the latest episode of Teen Angel where Dead Marty is conjuring up spirits to help Steve (not the filmmaker) get his homework done so he can go on dates and crap. Dee Snyder makes an appearance and asks his guardian angel to get him woman and touch his butt.

It seems the writers of this show have already given up only four episodes into this terrible show. Steve and Dead Marty are just a boring as ever reliving the same jokes and ideas as the other episode but somehow this one is even worse as we watch Steve join the wrestling team and then quit the wrestling team when he learns Dead Marty had been making him win matches the entire time.

Seth joins Nielsen Said No for the first time on episode three of Teen Angel where Dead Marty give Steve the power of song to woo a young woman in his choir group.

In episode 2 of Teen Angel Steve asks out Jessica, a cheerleader, to dinner and a movie. Jessica's horrible friend says that Steve is gross and not good enough for her. Marty overhears this (while being invisible) and takes the form of Jessica going on the date with Steve. At one point Marty becomes a bear and Cool Guy Jordan may have built a bong in shop class.

Nielsen Said No kicks off their second season with Teen Angel. The 90's flop that had alot of potential including talented writers, a capable cast, and a great timeslot but nothing could stop its untimely demise. Join the boys as they dig through each episode to find out why starting with the pilot where one of the main character dies in the first 5 minutes.

We finally made it! All sixteen episodes of Misfits of Science in the can (whatever that means). In this garbage fire of an episode we watch as the writers desperately attempt to make Hays out to be a nice guy who generally cares about people. Nothing can be further from the truth as he goes to prison for crimes against his country.

In this episode we meet Milt a wrestling wanna be who mistakenly believes that he has special powers (its really just Gloria). Watch as he takes on Gangster Wolf and the LA mob. There is a nine year old sociopath who steals the tires off the Fundea Sundea when Hays refuses to give him an ice cream. Also in this episode Hays is repulsive but that's every episode.

OH GOD ITS A CLIPS SHOW! But that's ok as we only have two more episodes after this one and then we can say we watched every episode of the failed Misfits of Science. Hays falls asleep and is whisked away to a bizzarro world where things are kinda different than before but not really...its kinda redundant. We see dorky Johnny B, Bitchy Ms. Nance, but nothing is comparable to dick slapping Big Dick...

Are you guys following along? If you are you'd know that its the basketball episode of Misfits of Science! Hays and El go undercover (sort of) to investigate either a cursed player or just a team throwing games and receiving brides. We meet Nick Cave or Nick Cave's Bass Player as he makes moves on the teenage Gloria (gross) and see Johnny B come to grips with his own mortality on a pool fl...