Nielsen Said No

In this episode we meet Princess Isotoners the French, cat burglar who plays Johnny like a fool who will kill countless people to appease her wishes as well as buy hers hamburgers and ice cream sandwiches for breakfast. She is being chased by the shadowy Goatee who will stop at nothing to get the one thing he covets the most. Billy is in there too I guess.

Guess what? Andy's no longer dead. Moving on. The cast of Nielsen Said No are a bit torn if this was a so-so episode or an absolute crap fest. But regardless this week's episode is full of Russian spies and international gymnasts, and that's about it. Oh wait there is two unforgettable performances by Johnny's band El Oskar the Dude and I grantee you can't guess the songs but y...

With a heavy heart we must once again announce the passing of our cohost and confidant Andy who we are pretty sure died on the way to record this podcast for real this time (we think). He would have wanted us to press on making podcasts covering terrible TV shows so we are. Misfits of Science episode 10 Grand Theft Bunny is garbage, as you would come to expect but does that stop us? No. Does our c...

OMG this episode has everything or is nothing? Not sure but the Misfits meet a possessed motorcycle mechanic and learn of his secret twin brother who has been kidnapped by an oil company wanting to stop him from producing a carburetor that would end fuel use or something. Its dumb.

Join along with the guys of Nielsen Said No as they inch their way through failed TV shows that only made it one season (or less). They are on episode eight entitled "Fumble On The One"of Misfits of Science where you'll meet Robot Brick the top secret, football hero who gets his arm chopped off by a chainsaw in the opening scene, travel to French Riviera, and even bare witness to a g...

Well howdy partners. Buckeyed Jack and his posse wrangled another episode of this godforsaken show where the boys meet 'dem Old Boners who get super strength after eating mutant burger from outer space, Johnny does a roller-skating music video montage, and Kevin's dad from the Wonder Years tries to stop a nuclear melt down. Tarnation!

On episode 6 the boys of Nielson Said No get to meet a dolphin scientist and his dolphin buddy Donald as well as some drug smugglers who are trying to stop Donald from telling the authorities all he knows . Gloria is discovering her place in the world while Johnny B continues to only be able to express himself through violence. Hays is weirdly aloof to the happenings around him and Jane is still n...

OK. Not our greatest episode. Is that a good way to sell this? Probably not but this episode sucked so hard. We did get to meet the Creepy Rich Australian as well as Sewer Boy which is pretty awesome not to mention a live(ish) performance from Johnny B's band...maybe it is actually us that sucks and not the Misfits of Science? No I was right the first time. Onward.

The boys breakdown another episode of Misfits of Science this time episode 4 entitled "Lost Link". Come along as they discuss the nonsense of Hays' hairbrained plans, the pitiful way the team treats El, the murderous tendencies of Johnny, and the unique fashion choices of Gloria. Did we mention this episode has a tiger and space ships?

In the most unlikely of events, our fallen comrade and podcast cohost Andy rises from the dead after being assumed lost forever when his pearl diving excavation went horribly awry. He rejoins the show just in time to learn why Gloria was wearing those ridiculous cloths in the Mayan episode, what might have happen to the frozen man in the Deep Freeze episode, to what depths Hays is willing to go to...

Having lost their cohost Andy in a fatal pearl diving accident the surviving members of Nielsen Said No carry on watching and discussing the 1985 action/comedy Misfits of Science. Nick, Phil, & Alex dive into (no pun intended) the second episode of this remarkably bad show dissecting its nuances, cast changes, musical choices, and plot developments.

Nielsen Said No is a watch-along comedy podcast reviewing failed TV shows digging into each episode before their inevitable failure. For the podcast's inaugural season the guys take on Misfits of Science a one season episodic mixing Sci-Fi and comedy starring a young Courtney Cox. Beginning and ending in 1985, Misfits is the perfect starting point for this new podcast.