New and a Bit Alarming

74 - Here Comes the Boom 05.02.2020 6:11 ↓

It's a mad scramble to the finish line, as I realize I accidentally recorded over two episodes, and have to enlist those horny bastards Emily and Spencer to finish out the movie. WE ARE IN THE ENDGAME.

73 - Dropping Like a Gas-Ton of Bricks 31.01.2020 10:39 ↓

Maybe in season 2 we'll lay off the pun titles

72 - Goliath? I Hardly Know Ath ha ha ha we are so tired of this movie 29.01.2020 8:58 ↓

IT'S STILL GOING, FOLKS

71 - Go Go Go Joseph 17.01.2020 10:55 ↓

Courtney finally returns to conquer the film singlehandedly. Well, with me, so doublehandedly. And we each have two hands.

70 - A Series of Increasingly Problematic Events 15.01.2020 8:05 ↓

For ONCE there is too much to talk about for us to go on digressions. Not that that really stops us.

69 - It's Turbo Time 10.01.2020 5:57 ↓

In this segments of the movie, there are several things that can be recognized as jokes.

68 - A&E Biography: Ray Stevens 08.01.2020 4:14 ↓

After less than a minute, we run into another terrible remake change for the characters, and unfavorably compare Bill to Orson Welles.

67 - The One Where We Review Beauty and the Beast 03.01.2020 12:23 ↓

Flonk comes by and we review Beauty and the Beast. This one gets a little weird.

66 - Baz Luhrmann's William Shakespeare's Walt Disney's Beauty and the Beast 27.12.2019 14:25 ↓

Almost up to minute 100 here. The original was EIGHTY-FOUR. WITH CREDITS.

65 - Don't Watch a Good Movie in the Middle of a Bad Movie 20.12.2019 7:55 ↓

Pitchforks, torches, hat on a stick.

64 - With Special Guest Tina Fey 18.12.2019 4:34 ↓

See, all that planning for an angry mob really pays off.

63 - With Special Guest Tim Rice 13.12.2019 5:51 ↓

In this episode, we are joined by friend of the shows Sarah, and also by noted British lyricist Tim Rice.

62 - No Pain Could Be Deeper 11.12.2019 13:06 ↓

Another new song. Oh. Boy.

61 - Depression Vest 06.12.2019 5:09 ↓

We all have a depression vest of some kind. Mine's a hockey sweater.

60 - Turns Out Weinerschnitzel is Actually Veal 04.12.2019 5:39 ↓

Flames! Flames! On the side of Robbie's face!

59 - Getting Your Dick Wet at the Plague Faire 29.11.2019 6:50 ↓

Robbie sees a certain prop, and loses the ability to speak English. Also, the Beast fishes for it HARD.

58 - No, We Have Beauty and the Beast at Home 27.11.2019 6:02 ↓

Robbie wants to see Beauty and the Beast, AND SO HE DOES. AHHH HA HA HA HA HA.

57 - Fakeout as Old as Time 22.11.2019 6:10 ↓

Why oh why did we think this movie would tell the story efficiently.

56 - And You Won't Know What Time it Is 20.11.2019 6:23 ↓

In this episode, David reveals a neck fetish, and the movie throws another unnecessary explanation.

55 - What Haydn Saw 16.11.2019 7:27 ↓

Sorry for the week off, I misread the calendar again. And here we've been sitting here just wondering what Haydn Gwynne has been staring at all this while.

54 - Come At Me, Breaux 06.11.2019 7:05 ↓

TIME FOR MORE GREAT GASTON CHARACTERIZATION.

53 - A Revealing Flashback (Also One in the Movie) 01.11.2019 6:52 ↓

If you thought the heavily implied flashback was bad enough, it's time for a literal one. Also David joins us and reveals another chunk of his fascinating, terrible life story.

52 - ZORG! 30.10.2019 5:20 ↓

The journey to the past continues as we pile on a bunch more stupid backstory.

51 - Wasted Crossover Opportunity 25.10.2019 4:55 ↓

Colleen is lucky enough to be hanging around when the DUMBEST THING IN THE MOVIE HAPPENS

50 - Laughter Dies 23.10.2019 4:09 ↓

Woooooo 50 episodes woooooo