New and a Bit Alarming

49 - We're Not Sorry About All the Venom Jokes 18.10.2019 16:41 ↓

In this excessively meandering episode, we talk about just any damn thing. Just... just any damn thing. Also, we get REALLY excited about a movie that's now won an Oscar and everyone loves it but the trailer had just come out when we recorded this, okay?

48 - Flonk Tells a Very Good Joke About an Invisible Horse 16.10.2019 3:31 ↓

In this episode, Flonk tells a very good joke about an invisible horse

47 - There is Not One Word Apt, One Player Fitted 11.10.2019 9:53 ↓

Hey, remember that romantic moment in the original movie when The Beast gives Belle a library? Did you want it to instead be a passive-aggressive flex about his wealth and education? Lucky you, you freak.

46 - Nouveau et un Peu Alarmant 09.10.2019 4:55 ↓

Let's get French up in this buddy

45 - Your Move, Creep 04.10.2019 9:22 ↓

My brother Flonk joins us, and if you thought we had tangents going on before, JUST YOU WAIT.

44 - Return of the Shirt :-( 02.10.2019 10:18 ↓

Oh, a new song. That's always a good thing. The kids will all walk out singing "Days in the Sun", the song that replaced "Human Again" the good song by the original team that was deleted from the original movie.

43 - Bears and Eagles and Muscles, Oh Myyyyyy 27.09.2019 5:37 ↓

Hope you're ready for this one to get SEXY.

42 - Professional Gay Opinion 25.09.2019 6:21 ↓

Oh, good, the Gaston subplot is back. Hope we're ready for more muddied messaging and bad characterization! Hooray! Question mark?

41 - Damsel in Dat Dress 20.09.2019 6:12 ↓

Wolf attack, wolf attack, this wolf is like a maniac

40 - Maybe He Lays Eggs Now 18.09.2019 7:08 ↓

HEY, THAT BABY LOOKS FAMILIAR

39 - All Right, Keep Your Secrets 13.09.2019 4:44 ↓

Anton joins the team, and Mrs. Potts is allergic to telling the truth and making emotionally healthy choices.

38 - Friends Bar Trivia Team Name 11.09.2019 9:40 ↓

Still in "Be Our Guest." Other good ideas: The Smelly Cats, We Were On A Trivia Team, Joey Triviani, The One With the Trivia, The Ugly Naked Guys.

37 - Life is So Unnerving 06.09.2019 10:14 ↓

The animators continue trying their best as "Be Our Guest" continues, but no, it's very very bad. 

36 - Roly Poly Fish Heads 04.09.2019 7:10 ↓

In this episode, "Be Our Guest" starts in earnest, Emily gets mad at Ewan, and Spencer feels emotionally manipulated.

BONUS - Squashed Banana 02.09.2019 12:01 ↓

Another lightly sleep deprived live report from the drive-in, as I finally drag myself to go see The Lion King. It's TERRIBLE.

35 - And We're Back 31.08.2019 8:05 ↓

Sorry for the weeks off. Turns out when you upload a bunch in advance, sometimes you think you're good through September and you aren't. OOPS. Anyway, there's some harpsichord nonsense in this one.

34 - Stop Drinking Out of Boys 16.08.2019 5:15 ↓

They really need to stop that. It's so much more upsetting in live action.

33 - Clockfarts 14.08.2019 10:03 ↓

Emily thought she was out, but she's back. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. And Courtney and Spencer are also here! So we have backup.

32 - Ugh! Idiots! 09.08.2019 7:17 ↓

Maybe this scene would be better IF IT WASN'T STRETCHED TO THE POINT OF POINTLESSNESS OR IF THE CREATURE DESIGN WAS AT ALL FUN.

31 - Feasts of Rage 07.08.2019 7:54 ↓

Emily is confronted with the designs of the servants, and Emily's cats angle for a guest spot on the show

30 - Crazy Old Maurice 02.08.2019 4:26 ↓

In this episode, Kevin Kline develops an accent somehow, and they make another trademark INEXPLICABLE CHANGE that makes some trademark WILD CHARACTER CHANGES AND PADDING

29 - Every Last Inch of Me's Cringing With Hate 31.07.2019 9:18 ↓

YOU KNOW WHAT A QUIVER IS, BILL? DO YOU?

28 - No One Snowclones Like Gaston 26.07.2019 4:50 ↓

It's not that they changed the lyrics, it's that the new lyrics don't make a lick of sense.

27 - Gosh, It Disturbs Me 24.07.2019 5:34 ↓

Well, here goes with our three-part dissection of the song "Gaston", and how Condon just had no clue what to do with it.

26 - Garderobe is Medieval English for Toilet, by the Way 19.07.2019 7:46 ↓

Lara has been relieved, and now Tinseltown's own Emily is taking over! She knows not what is to come. Treasure this ignorance, Emily.