Never Show the Monster

Kelly and Chelsea are joined by Nate Ragolia to discuss the first horror movie,   THE DEVIL'S CASTLE (1896) . This'll give you a taste of our brand new podcast Debut Buddies, a podcast about firsts! Go subscribe/rate/review and tune in bi-weekly to discuss a new debut!   Where to find Nate: Spaceboy Books Twitter As always, you can find us on twitter  @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  nosho...

Kelly and Chelsea are shootin' the shit! We're talking about where horror has been, where it's going, and what even qualifies as horror in the first place. We're also gonna hit you with our Spirit Halloween opinions in the run-up to spooky season!!! Next week, we'll be joined by fan favorite Nate Ragolia to discuss the first known horror movie, THE DEVIL'S CASTLE (1896) . This'll give you a taste...

Kelly and Chelsea are talking about Happy Death Day 2 U, a delightful follow up from earlier in the series. Of course it's a recommended watch before listen - don't be like Chelsea and make sure you watch the end credit scene.  As always, you can find us on twitter  @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show...

Kelly and Chelsea are talking about LITTLE EVIL (2017), a perfectly pleasant little flick wherein Adam Scott marries Evangeline Lily only to find out her son is the antichrist. It's cute but not scary lol. Also!! If you are interested in a Never Show the Monster discord please let us know! It could be fun, right? If you like good things? As always, you can find us on twitter  @NoShowMonster  or sh...

Kelly and Chelsea are talking about 2001 MANIACS (2005), a simply wretched movie. It's a requel of TWO THOUSAND MANIACS! (1964), which was written and directed by Herschell Gordon Lewis, the same clown who did COLOR ME BLOOD RED. Yankee kids on spring break find themselves in a small town in Georgia where the townsfolk are still riled up the Civil War. Also!! If you are interested in a Never Show...

Kelly and Chelsea are talking about HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017), which is a gosh darn DELIGHT. Does it look bad? Yeah. But treat yourself, give her a watch. And!!! If you need a little help renting it, tweet at or email us and we'll help you out! We haven't figured out logistics, it may just be venmo, we just know in our hearts this movie is dumb and fun and we all deserve a little brain break, and tha...

Kelly and Chelsea are talking about READY OR NOT (2019), which they loved and will watch again and again. This is a fun romp! Come romp with us! As always, you can find us on twitter  @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we're talking READY OR NO...

In which Kelly and Chelsea discuss the remaining SCREAM movies, the impeccable film FIRED UP (2009), and the horrors of the internet. Links to stuff we talked about in the show: Fired Up The Culkins Two girls one cup As always, you can find us on twitter  @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks,...

Kelly and Chelsea are joined by special guest Ryan Tate to discuss SPAWN (1997), John Leguizamo, and holograms! There are only two good scenes in the movie, but Ryan says the HBO animated series is actually good and worth your time! Links to stuff we discussed: Violator transformation scene Clown as cheerleader Tom Holland lip sync WATCH THIS Where to find Ryan: YouTube Etsy     And as always, you...

Kelly and Chelsea are joined by special guest Nate Regolia to discuss EVENT HORIZON, which is so fun and so scary and so nineties and you should absolutely treat yourself to watching it. Where to find Nate: A Vague Idea podcast A Vague Idea podcast  network Roll for Blank Spaceboy Books Twitter   And as always, you can find us on twitter  @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmai...

We're discussing SCREAM 2 (1997), theatre kids, and the differences between skipping and galloping. Links to stuff we talked about in the show: Texting 911 - this is insane, but you have to /download a spreadsheet/ from the FCC to find out if it's available in your county lol. You can do that here   As always, you can find us on twitter  @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail...

We were going to discuss SCREAM 2 (1997) but then the Supreme Court sort of wrecked that. We talk about what to do now that Roe v Wade was struck down in the US and lament our current situation before recapping SCREAM (1996) in preparation for SCREAM 2 (1997).  Plan C can help you find safe, effective abortion pills Here are the donation links we discussed at the top of the show: Center for Reprod...

Kelly and Chelsea continue their discussion of I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997), defeating their technical difficulties to bring you the content you deserve. As always, you can find us on twitter  @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we're...

In this episode, Kelly and Chelsea start their discussion on one of the best (horror) movies from the year 1997, in the first part of this two-parter you'll hear about bed skirts, flat coke, and a little Kevin Bacon. As always, you can find us on twitter  @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks,...

Kelly and Chelsea just vibe in this one. They've been hit with a bunch of technical difficulties lately (including in this episode!!! sorry Kelly sounds like she's trapped in a bathroom!!!!!) so I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER will just have to wait another week. See you then! As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your addr...

Kelly and Chelsea are BACK from their week off to recover from various Cronenbergian ailments, and they discuss MIMIC (1997). As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we're watching I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMME...

Kelly and Chelsea discuss THE BABADOOK (2014), and just you wait until you hear their impression of him, they're so good at it, you're gonna love it. As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we're watching MIMIC...

Kelly and Chelsea discuss THE BROOD (1979), milk cabinets (??), and celebrities they can't tell apart. It's mostly THE BROOD though. Also! Ryan Tate, the man, myth, and legend who created our show art released a YouTube video chronicling the process! It's v fascinating and v funny. Check it out!   As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.co...

Kelly and Chelsea continue their exploration THE EMPTY MAN (2020), a horror movie about an urban legend that leads to missing kids and the detective trying to solve the case, but also it's not about that at all, not even a little bit. Next week we'll be watching THE BROOD (1979)! As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your a...

Kelly and Chelsea discuss THE EMPTY MAN (2020), a horror movie about an urban legend that leads to missing kids and the detective trying to solve the case, but also it's not about that at all, not even a little bit. Here's that video we were talking about, the one about Shelby Oaks. It's only an hour and it's v compelling. Also! Ryan Tate, the man, myth, and legend who created our show art release...

Kelly and Chelsea discuss SLAPFACE (2021), a horror movie about a troubled boy who misses his mom so much he summons a witch from folktales to come be his BFF. She seems cool... at first.   Also! Ryan Tate, the man, myth, and legend who created a show art released a YouTube video chronicling the process! It's v fascinating and v funny. Check it out!     As always, you can find us on twitter @NoSho...

Kelly and Chelsea discuss AFTER MIDNIGHT, a delightful little indie horror movie about loss, love, and a monster loose in a small town. This one's a big time recommend from us. Horror/romance! Who'da thunk it!     As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we'...

Kelly and Chelsea continue their discussion of THE DARK AND THE WICKED, and it continues to be rough! We have a lot of feelings and, frankly, can't figure them out. Write in with your experience of the movie if you had a happy childhood or somehow live a guilt-less life!   As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your address...

Kelly and Chelsea discuss THE DARK AND THE WICKED, and we won't lie to you: this is a rough one. Write in with your experience of the movie if you had a happy childhood or somehow live a guilt-less life!   As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also...

Kelly and Chelsea discuss A DARK SONG (2016), and friends, if you want to see the depiction of ritual, this is the movie for you. We're talking sigils, we're talking esoteric languages, we're talking blood drinking. We'll for sure be re-visiting this one!   As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your address and we'll send y...