Never Show the Monster

This week we're back with our new series, "Possessed by Aliens," and we are SO stoked. And also, we are so Stokely. We're kicking things off with THE FACULTY (1998) , which is incredible! This is the first time Kelly has rewatched it since she was a kid, and she is big mad she's been sleeping on it since then. Don't be like her! Go watch it!    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonst...

You guys, when I tell you this book is bonkers, I'm not sure I'm making myself clear.  Monster by Frank Peretti is a wild ride of racism, creationism, and misogyny; the author tries to hide all this behind a thin veneer of bigfoots but we see right through it.   This week we have very special guest Kylan Savage of the podcast Church Jams Now! It's a podcast where three former youth group kids talk...

Hey, lemme ask you something - what's your time cycle? This week we're talking THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES (2002) , an atmospheric tour of high strangeness that isn't scary so much as, like, moody. Join us as Kelly tries desperately to remember details about Indrid Cold from books and podcasts she's read over the years but did not commit to memory! Also Chelea stuns and amazes as she waxes poetic about...

Yooooo this week we're discussing ABOMINABLE (2006) , and do you know what? Do you know WHAT? This movie rules/whips/slaps/etc!! We totally would have slept on this one based on imdb and the movie poster, but it was so fun! We also invent our next project, Showing the Monster, which will be a touring roadside attraction, accepting donations now :) Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMo...

We're talking ANTLERS (2021) this week, and great news! No pets died in this one, so Chelsea is sticking with the show..... for now. Folks, we're talking wendigos, and - because this is a literary podcast, as you know - we're also talking Othello. Shout out to my main man Shakespeare iykyk Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nos...

Friends, enemies, countrymen - we're talking DOG SOLDIERS (2002) this week, and let me just say you have /got/ to watch this one. Chelsea and I had slept on it and boy were we wrong to do so. We're also reflecting on just how many pets have died in the movies we've watched recently, what's that about, we hate it Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https:...

We're starting a new series on cryptids! And!! We're off to a bad start because this is an alien movie lol. Oh well! This week we're talking SKINWALKER RANCH (2013) . Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: ht...

Hey girlies and ghosties, this week we're shootin' the shit about Scream VI ! And we spoil the ever-loving heck out of it with reckless abandon, so make sure to watch it before you listen! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kell...

This week we're concluding our Kevin Bacon Does Horror series with the 2022 slasher flick THEY/THEM, even though this one is teeeeeechnically more of a theatre kid movie. KBakes is truely heinous in it though, so good for him. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Att...

In this week's installment of our series Hey Have You Noticed How Many Horror Movies Kevin Bacon Has Been In, Do You Think It's He's Okay, we're covering THE DARKNESS (2016) , buried treasure, and various movie feast scenes. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaw...

Continuing our series called Kevin Bacon Loves Horror Like Way More Than You'd Expect, No Seriously, Go Look At His IMDB, we're covering STIR OF ECHOES (1999) . Well, we're ostensibly covering STIR OF ECHOES, we're mostly covering hypnotism, alien abductions, and who's been cancelled.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowm...

Up next in our series called Kevin Bacon Is In Love With Horror And You Know What We're In Love With That Fact, we're talking 2020's YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT , a movie that wants to be about a haunted (cursed?) house but is instead about a cursed marriage. We also discuss Cher, an unknowable deity. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.co...

We're continuing our Kevin Bacon Loves Horror and Doesn't Care Who Knows It series with the classic FLATLINERS (1990) this week, and very clumsily working through social issues we care deeply about, but we are still learning how to talk about them!!!! We also talk about the usual dumb stuff like smooth yoda and FOOTLOOSE and wheezin' the juice, don't you fret. Trans rights forever Follow us on Twi...

We're starting our first proper series of 2023 admiring all the ways Kevin Bacon does and loves horror, beginning with TREMORS (1990) . We love our man and he loves making people scared (with consent)!!! We recorded this ages ago at this point so apologies for starting it talking about the holidays lol but better late than never! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on...

That's right, sweeties, the gals are BACK and they are ready to talk about all your favorite horror topics, especially if those topics are ALIENS and the impending threat of DISEASE. We're easing in with one of our class Shootin' the Shit episodes, and we'll start our new series next week! Make sure to stay tuned if you wanna watch all the horror movies Kevin Bacon has starred in!!! Links to Stuff...

This week, Kelly and Chelsea are celebrating their ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY by revisiting the greatest movie of all time, DEAD & BREAKFAST (2004), and you should absolutely watch this one if you can find it. And if you can't find it, let us know and we'll figure out a way to get it to you.  Links to Stuff We Talked About: SMILE and Kevin Bacon TikTok Barbarian history TikTok Making of DEAD & BREAKFAST...

This week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking THE MENU (2022), and you should check it out!! It's not what you expect! But in a good way! Would yall be interested in a watch party soon? Let us know! Contact deets below, or you could just leave a 5-star review in Apple podcasts that lets us know :) As always, you can find us on twitter  @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com ....

This week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking HELLRAISER (2022), which is very gory and will also make you feel feelings. As always, you can find us on twitter  @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an email at  noshowmonster@gmail.com . Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we'll be Shootin' the Shit about THE MENU (2022)

This week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking PREY FOR THE DEVIL (2022), which is fun and goofy and feminist, which you don't see a lot in exorcism movies. And make sure to check out Church Jams Now! where you get your podcasts! We guested on an episode about Evanescence's hit album "Fallen" and yall............... we have opinions As always, you can find us on twitter  @NoShowMonster  or shoot us an e...

This week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking SMILE (2022), which they had to wrestle with a little, but ultimately really liked!  And make sure to check out Church Jams Now! where you get your podcasts! We guested on an episode about Evanescence's hit album "Fallen" and yall............... we have opinions Links to stuff we talked about: Human Fall Down (which is actually called Human Fall Flat) and t...

This week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking BARBARIAN (2022), which they absolutely loved!!!! And! Peep our new show-within-a-show art! The wonderful Ryan Tate Art made special Shootin' the Shit artwork so you know when we're ~*~getting real~*~~~~~ And make sure to check out Church Jams Now! where you get your podcasts! We guested on an episode about Evanescence's hit album "Fallen" and yall............

This week, Kelly and Chelsea are joined by artist and Halloween officianado Ryan Tate to discuss THE HALLOWEEN TREE (1993)! It's a wholesome little romp through time and space that teaches us about different cultures but, more importantly, about ourselves. It's a classic! Watch it! Where to find Ryan!: YouTube Etsy Instagram Links to stuff we talked about: Stumble Upon Debut Buddies! Ted the Caver...

Kelly and Chelsea are coming to you LIVE from SPOOKY SEASON 2022 to talk about IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA S6E7, "WHO GOT DEE PREGNANT?" I'mma be real with you, this is neither spooky nor scary, but it is FUN and that's what Halloween is all about! Links to stuff we talked about: Debut Buddies! Ted the Caver - Angelfire Ted the Caver - "Creepy" podcast Ted the Caver - Movie As always, you ca...

Kelly and Chelsea are coming to you LIVE from SPOOKY SEASON 2022 to talk about BOB'S BURGERS S6E3 "THE HAUNTENING." It's very cute, and very wholesome, and I hope you watch it! Not as funny as the Boy Meet's World ep we did last week though if I'm being totally honest Links to stuff we talked about: Debut Buddies! SNL Harry Caray Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury As always, you can find us on twitter  @NoShow...

Kelly and Chelsea are coming to you LIVE from SPOOKY SEASON 2022 to talk about BOY MEETS WORLD S5E17, "AND THEN THERE WAS SHAWN." It's not technically a Halloween special but Jennifer Love Hewitt is in it riding the high of I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997), and they do a SCREAM (1997) bit, so it counts. It's surpisingly funny!  Links to stuff we talked about: Debut Buddies! Buzzfeed's 15 Bes...