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Kelly and Chelsea are BACK, for real this time (we think), to talk about 28 DAYS LATER (2002), 28 WEEKS LATER (2007), 28 YEARS LATER (2025), and 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE (2026). We also, unfortunately, discuss THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 2 (2025) and CHAPTER 3 (2026) Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter:  https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster...

Hello! Why, we haven't seen you since you were just a baby! Knee high to a grasshopper! Thanks for taking us in while we convalesce, it should only take a little while...    Folks, we're back this week (maybe just this week? maybe more??) to talk Zach Cregger's WEAPONS (2025) , the trials and tribulations of being face blind for Josh Brolin, and our favorite Whitest Kids You Know sketches. Join us...

Knock knock knock! Open up! There's someone inside your house, they went in while you weren't looking.  We're discussing ODDITY (2024) this week, a jigsaw puzzle of a supernatural murder mystery. It feels like cozying up with a classic whodunnit book and a cup of tea and we think you'll like it.   Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter:  https...

Hellooooo we're talking SMILE 2 (2024) this week and no spoilers but we frigging loved it.  Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter:  https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/kellyattaway.bsky.soci...

Hey how are you doing today? Do you feel good? Are you feeling good about yourself? If not, have I got the product for you - a lil substance you can inject to spawn a hotter version of yourself who will ruin your life. Are you interested?  We're talking THE SUBSTANCE (2024), a very weird and disgusting and delightful film we can not recommend highly enough. Don't cheat yourself out of watching thi...

Helloooo and welcome back to the show! We're discussing THE CROW (2024) , THE CROW (1994) , and _The Crow_ (1989) this week, and folks? Folks??? We've got opinions. And we want to hear yours! Who would you cast in a gender-bent remake of this iconic classic? Find us on socials @NoShowMonster or email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com ! Also we recorded this before Tony Todd passed, RIP, we wouldn't ha...

Ayyyyyyyy join us this week in space to discuss ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024) ! We recorded this before the election so please ignore that part where we dared to be hopeful and focus on the part where we talked about how awful this year has been. But you know what's not awful? This movie! We liked it a lot! Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter:  htt...

Helllloooooo this week we're talking about Tilman Singer's CUCKOO (2024) , a bonkers little flick we highly recommend. And do you know what, it maybe generated a revelation, an evolution if you will, if the show's thesis? Neat! Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter:  https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instag...

Cuckoo!! Cuckoo!!!!!! Your dear old friends of a friend are back to talk LONGLEGS (2024) , the movie we've all been waiting for!!! You can feel the excitement in this episode because we are a little bit all over the place, so think of this as one of our classic shootin' the sh*t episodes and join us as we pin all this red yarn to our cork board.   Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/nos...

Ssssshhhhh welcome to our bunker, today we are watching A QUIET PLACE DAY ONE (2024) and sort of the whole suite of Quiet Places, as well as the whole suite of Thumb- shorts (Thumbtanic, Frankenthumb, etc), and bog bodies. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter:  https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.c...

Helllllloooooo today we're discussing ARCADIAN (2024) , shoebill storks, upcoming movies, and our love for Cillian Murphy. Oh also! When we recorded, Arcadian wasn't on Shudder yet, but it looks like it is now! Great time to start a subscription (non-spon, but would spon)!   Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter:  https://twitter.com/NoShowMo...

Hi!!!! Today we're discussing The Watchers (2024) , fairy smut, and Rupert Grint.    Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter:  https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://ww...

Hiya! Hey quick question, before you keep reading, are your doors locked right now? You should make sure your doors are locked right now.  Ok, now that you're safe - we're talking The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024) ! It's nowhere near as good as The Strangers (2008) and if for some reason you have to choose which one to watch, definitely go with the original.    Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app...

Hello! We're going to stop saying "we're back" until some personal things shake out, we're currently dodging our own various spectres, but you know your gurls are still out here watching scary movies. Today, we're talking TAROT (2024) which is fun! We thought it was going to be very bad, but it instead it was pretty ok! We also discuss Kelly's home invader and Chelsea's Guillermo Del Toro's tarot...

Hello! We're back at it again to gush over ABIGAIL (2024), much like the way blood gushes throughout the movie! Which sounds gross/bad, but actually it is gross/good! We're also making up monsters that sound like "a can of beans," appreciating the art of pec bouncing, and various pools and piles of bodies in film.  Join us in two weeks to talk about the upcoming movie TAROT (2024). Do you think it...

We're back, sweeties!!!! Sorry for the unintentionally long break, but you'll recall 2023 was a year of nightmares for us, and buddy? 2024 is giving it a run for its money. In honor of that, we're returning by covering all the new horror coming out over the next few months, starting with Late Night With the Devil (2024) ! We're also discussing The Cleansing Hour (2020) and Ghostwatch (1992) , and...

Hellooooooo it's another classic shootin' the shit episode where we're discussing THE UNBINDING (2023) a spooky/weird/wonderful/fascinating/magical/paranormal documentary that came out recently from our faves, the Hellier crew. If you haven't watched it, we hiiiiiiighly recommend it. It's so thought provoking and unexpected and we'll be revisiting it again and again.   Follow us on Bluesky: https:...

Hello! We're back! We had to miss an episode because, as I'm sure you know, life is very challenging. Thanks for your patience as we muddle through some situations that I would describe as neither goofs nor spoofs. We'll be taking a proper break soon to get our houses in order - ha, in some ways metaphorically but in others literally - but we'll announce that officially when the time comes.   ANYW...

Hello, welcome back! So good to see you, omg, you look great! We're discussing WOULD YOU RATHER (2012) this week and yall it's. I mean, listen, not all movies can be good movies, you know? We're also playing Would You Rather (no deaths edition) and we'd love to hear yours, write in!     Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter:  https://twitter....

This week, we ~*~dare~*~ you to watch TRUTH OR DARE (2018) with us! We don't, actually, it's not, like, stellar, maybe instead go watch HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017) again, idk.    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instag...

Hello and welcome to our new series, Party Games! We're kicking things off with 2022's BODIES BODIES BODIES , a very fun slasher (?) we've been sleeping on since it came out last summer. Join us as we fabricate the plots of other movies to compare it to, and write in if we were right to call SPRINGBREAKERS (2013) " THE BLING RING (2013) for boys."   Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShow...

Episode 69!! Nice!!!! This week we're shootin' the shit about the congressional UAP hearing, the Men In Black movie franchise, and the new (incredible) horror movie TALK TO ME (2023) which you should absolutely go see.   Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway T...

This week we're closing out our series on possession by aliens with John Carpenter's GHOSTs OF MARS (2001), and it's a rare one where we disagree on whether you should watch it! Kelly says yes but Chelsea's not convinced. So uuuuuh I guess watch it and then write in if Kelly totally led you astray?   We also end up listing like a thousand movies and tv shows throughout, see if you can spot them al...

This week we're continuing our series of alien possession with INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978) and also INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956) and also Invasion of the Body Snatchers by Jack Finney (1955). We're also discussing 70s faces, whether Donald Sutherland could get it, and if we'd kill each other's doppelgangers (yes). Come with us!   Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowM...

Hello!! We're back, officially kicking off our fortnightly cadence with John Carpenter's THE THING (1982) , and folks, it's a classic for a reason. This movie is going to be relatable no matter when you watch it, or at least until Start Fleet figures out how to make the world socialist. Until then, join us as we get a bunch of white dudes confused for each other, try to decide of Kurt Russell is a...