Never End the Story

This episode we review Cats (1998), a suitably horny movie for episode 69 (nice). We discuss said horniness, the lack of story, delve into the goldmine that is the Cats fan wiki. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get acc...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 68 of Never End the Story, remember all the endings, and play Caged or UnCaged. We also tease episode 69; can you guess what we'll be watching? If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get acc...

This episode we review Con Air. We discuss multiple endings, what's legal in Alabama, a sick action riff, and Cage's everything. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for ou...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 67 of Never End the Story, our sleep habits, and Canada's lack of national treasures. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme...

This episode we review National Treasure: Book of Secrets. We discuss upping the stakes in a way that downgrades, inaccurate conspiracies, finding gold to prove your ancestor didn't kill Lincoln, and the fact that nobody cares about these historical puzzle desks. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 66 of Never End the Story, a familiar Lord of the Rings substitution, horniness, and rumoured videogames. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit...

This episode we review Drive Angry. We discuss rural satanists, a plain-old fun movie, being a badass motherfucker, and just the absolute worst hairstyles you can get. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extr...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 65 of Never End the Story, Tepper's childhood home layout, unsympathetic cops, and building our own wicker man . If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits t...

This episode we review The Wicker Man. We discuss a dissection of the loose-canon cop trope, rural horror and the fear of the unknown, poor pacing, and worshipers of an anti-cop goddess. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 64 of Never End the Story, alternate takes, a new riff, and Tepper's quality of life inside the trunk. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Ja...

This episode we review Kick-Ass. We discuss realistic vigilantes, a casual disregard for human life, how the civilian scenes aren't great, and some excellent goons. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra c...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 63 of Never End the Story, Cage's acting style, art and media under fascism, and Tepper's methods of partially watching movies. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra con...

This episode we review Season of the Witch. We discuss post-modern and medieval horror, learn historic facts about the Crusades and witch trials, the missed opportunity for a compelling mystery, and the controversial message that in a world with demons maybe witch trials are a little justified? If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@down...

We discuss our thoughts on the 2020 Holiday Special episode of Never End the Story and make some bold choices in purchasing nations. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Heather, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

This special episode we review Die Hard: With a Vengeance. We discuss the various onion layers of the story, the excellent buddy cop dynamic between Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson, and we put on the monocle once again. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 62 of Never End the Story, Michael Bay movies, and practical versus digital effects. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme s...

This episode we review The Rock. We discuss how Cage's and Connery's characters play off each other's strengths, the value of human life, the military's influence on movies, and Michael Bay's directing history and style. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help su...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 61 of Never End the Story, somewhat get the actor right this time, and then have a very long discussion of Canadian content and the lack of it in popular media. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our P...

This episode we review The Trotsky. We talk about a truly Canadian film, an uncomfortable relationship, the concept of apathy versus boredom, and a nightmare baby face that haunts us. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to ge...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 60 of Never End the Story, the crumbs of potential, musicals, and definitely refer to the correct actor. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit...

This episode we review The Sorcerer's Apprentice. We talk about bad protagonists, too much exposition, rules of magic, and setting our clocks as we pass the Prime Merlinian. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access t...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 59 of Never End the Story, a hinged Cage, actors that would pair well in a face/off, and actors that look the same. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credit...

This episode we review Face/Off. We discuss how there's so much happening all the time, psychological and body horror, gross familial interactions, and how the final climax just keeps happening. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Pa...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 58 of Never End the Story, the monocle, what cars we would be, and Buzzfeed. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cas...

This episode we review Gone in 60 Seconds. We talk about real family connection, car heists, and SPHYNX! If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan...