Never End the Story

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 57 of Never End the Story, talk about math numbers, and have a long discussion of movies that would be improved -or worsened- if Cage was in it. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get ac...

This episode we continue our transition from apocalypse to Cage movies by reviewing Knowing. We discuss Christian parallels with the angeliens, solving a mystery too fast, and get off-topic into an exploration of conspiracy-core. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want t...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 56 of Never End the Story, discuss Cage's body of works that we're familiar with, and use future knowledge to make a joke. We also make a special announcement of our future movie lineup! If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help s...

This episode we review Next. We discuss Cages' charisma, the definitely not creepy future stalking, and how the FBI were the real villains all along. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 55 of Never End the Story, the failed ending, spontaneous theater viewings, and Boss Baby Driver. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz fo...

This episode we review Æon Flux. We talk about the sexy goth future, the cure to pregnancy, and seasonal trap gardens. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme so...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 54 of Never End the Story, stay on topic the whole time (actually), and briefly touch on Disney. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for...

This episode we review Osmosis Jones. We discuss how nobody wants osmosis, the racist tones in the movie, and Murray's portrayal of an absolutely putrid human being. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 53 of Never End the Story, the end of the world, the quality of the movies we watch, and other unmentionables. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to...

This episode we review the accredited Atlantic Rim. We talk about the Admiral-General singular duo, the two monsters who are three monsters but are actually two monsters, the good-bad main character, and even more inconsistencies. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 52 of Never End the Story, go over our previous points on the movie, make comparisons to games, and accuse Shana of bringing garbage for our next movie. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon t...

This episode we review War of the Worlds (2005). We discuss the terrible children, the variety of human behaviour in times of crisis, and the blatant 9/11 symbolism. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 51 of Never End the Story, podcast listening, struggling to recall actor names, and the ever eternal Cherry Hill Video Plus. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra conten...

This episode we review Mars Attacks! We discuss the movie's social commentary, alien cops, and the underrated laser gun kids. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our t...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 50 of Never End the Story, The Core in depth, fanfiction, and unexpectedly- dildos. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme so...

We celebrate our 50th episode by reviewing The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter. We discuss the various characters of Fantasia, the effects of losing your memory, and what is possibly the worst wisher ever. [caption id="attachment_3268" align="alignnone" width="300"] The snail, or "Nudecor", drawn by Heather.[/caption] If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermission...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 49 of Never End the Story, the Canadian stereotypes in the 90's, and renting videos. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme s...

This episode we review Independence Day. We discuss the movie's length, merging characters, and the very big fireballs. [caption id="attachment_3167" align="alignnone" width="201"] Independence Day Poster as described by Tepper, art done by Heather[/caption] If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 48 of Never End the Story, the future of zombie movies, destroying our computers, and USB port insertion. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit...

This episode we review The Core. We discuss the unnecessary and excessive length of the movie, break down the character roles, and express our insult of the experience. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to ext...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 47 of Never End the Story, the feasibility of thrown bolts, apocalypse mantras, and Fallout. We also make a special announcement about our Patreon: we have one now! If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out o...

This episode we review Reign of Fire, the start of our world-ending reviews. We discuss the rad action, the surprisingly A-list cast, and hold a lot of debate over small details. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chr...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 46 of Never End the Story, our varying levels of recall, and sci-fi books. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

This episode we review Total Recall for the second half of Arnie April. We discuss the surprisingly bloody violence, the sets and prosthetics, and the many Extra moments. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shan...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 45 of Never End the Story, our own Gotham gangs, and puzzling Bruce Willis quotes. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Heather, Spencer, Tepper