Never End the Story

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 81 of Never End the Story, what makes a good bad movie, and get off topic with Tepper's Tops; and also we definitely don't condone stealing. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access...

This episode we review The Princess Diaries. We discuss teenage bullies, hair-straightening treatment, and what a bro Joe is. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our t...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 79 of Never End the Story, our top re-watchable movies, separating an actor from their role, and if a bird is evil or not. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content....

This episode we review A Bug's Life. We discuss how it's a tight 90, the rise of the proletariat, and speculate how it compares to Antz. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jaz...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 79 of Never End the Story, ponder other Christmas movies, and wonder why did anybody like Elf? If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for o...

This episode we review The Santa Clause. We discuss the intersection of body horror and inflation, great set design, and an evil child. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 78 of Never End the Story, get off-topic with Pokemon, back on-topic with pocket dinosaurs, and bemoan our boring distopia. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content...

This episode we review Prehysteria! 2. We discuss an out of touch rich kid who doesn't jump, a housekeeper who is a witch, and a child raised in a train yard. Also dinosaurs I guess. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 77 of Never End the Story, learn how it compares to the short story, how much better it could've been, and how it much would Tepper rather watch Cats. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to...

This episode we review The Illusionist. We discuss a lacklustre mystery, flat acting, and a severe lack of magic. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. C...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 76 of Never End the Story, compare it to The Last Unicorn, and preemptively compare magician movies. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8 Bit Jazz...

This episode we review The Prestige. We discuss time cuts, real science magic, and two/three terrible people causing problems for each other. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook. Want to help support us? Check out our … Continue reading "Never End the Story Episode 76:...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 75 of Never End the Story, animated content for older audiences, and our thoughts on other animated media, . If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credits to 8...

This episode we review The Secret of NIMH. We discuss the rare choice of making a widowed single mother the main character, the mix of science and magic, and the politics of small mammal societies. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 74 of Never End the Story, unhinged and horny parents, a wild set of characters, and also we don't really talk about dinosaurs. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra con...

This episode we review Prehysteria. We discuss how the dinosaurs are not the main focus of the movie, some very Italian goons, and a completely unhinged father. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra conte...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 73 of Never End the Story, scrutinize the Mortal Kombat tournament rules, the movie's blatant disregard of them, and opting out of being invaded. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get a...

This episode we review Mortal Kombat (1995). We discuss great theme music, inserting video game aspects in the movie, the wild characterization of Raiden, and an aesthetic villain. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get a...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 72 of Never End the Story, what childhood toys we'd bring to life, how toy souls work, and our new YouTube channel. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra content. Credit...

This episode we review The Indian in the Cupboard. We discuss how the movie doesn't pull its punches, a set of strange normal parents and real brothers, and then theorize all the horrible atrocities you can commit with the magic cupboard. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 71 of Never End the Story, how we talked ourselves into a better story, the vibe of doctor's office movies, and our release schedule going forward. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get...

This episode we review The Sixth Day, or second and last movie of Arnie April. We discuss what the 2000's thought 2015 would look like and what it got right, how there's too many henchmen, come up with way cooler concepts than this movie could explore, and get creeped out by a too-realistic doll. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@do...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 70 of Never End the Story, our favourite Arnie movies, a small director tangent, and idealized movie theatres. We also make a special announcement. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get...

This episode we review Last Action Hero as our first movie of Arnie April! We discuss how this movie was too early for its time, the movie meta genre, what is and isn't feasible to bring into the real world, and how terrible 90's New York was. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Fac...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 69 (nice) of Never End the Story, catchy songs, the politics of furries, and discuss a loaded metaphor of movies aimed at Tepper If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Want to help support us? Check out our Patreon to get access to extra co...