Near Death Dolls

Smack dab in the middle of Spookity Spookity season, the Dolls got some Urban Legends for you! Paige takes you to Idaho and tells the tale of a watery criptid named after a Vaudville catchphrase. Lisa loves some architecture in Vermont that plays host to a family curse. But fear not! There's a springy dance floor and possibly a champagne bathroom fixture. Cheers and Flush! WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREO...

This urban legend deserved its own full-length episode! The Dolls discuss the Black Eyed Children: who they might be and why they just want to come inside or hitch a ride. By the end of this episode, you'll be screaming "I need an adult!"  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON ! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take...

Have you ever wanted to know what aliens look, feel, and smell like? You’re in luck! This week Paige takes us through the case of Whitley Strieber and his close encounters of the fourth kind, AKA abduction! Beam me up, Dolly! If you feel you need help, please click here for the National Helpline . It's free and confidential. WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON ! We appreciate your support always, and Patreo...

It's about to get horny up in here! Lisa covers Arkansas and a haunted mansion where lovers don't last. Paige takes you deep into the underbrush of the cutest crypids, the Jackalopes!  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON ! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Speci...

The Dolls posit this question: Is murder ever justified? This week, Lisa takes you through the history of Skidmore, Missouri, and the town bully who got bit in the butt by karma. But who actually killed Ken Rex McElroy? Dozens of witnesses but there's still no answer. Remember, be kind to thy neighbor! WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON ! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to sho...

Uncle Ponto is an annoying and unwanted guest of talk show host "Jamsie". And how do you get rid of an unwanted guest? An exorcism of course! Join Paige and Lisa as they unravel this chilling take of possessions, priests, and Ponto: the Familiar Demon. If you feel you need help, please click here for the National Helpline . It's free and confidential.  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON ! We appreciat...

This week's Urban Legends are perfect to get you in the mood for spooky season! Paige covers a New Orleans haunted murder house and her encounter with a "vampire" tour guide. Lisa goes "back to school" with a teacher whose students are a pain in the neck! Better pay attention!  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON ! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really...

It's all about YOU Dollfaces! You sent in your stories and now Paige and Lisa will not be sleeping without nightlights ever again! Listen to hear about haunted toys, ghostly handprints on top of the car, weird goings-on involving a haunted doll and Ouija board, and a foggy spirit that doesn't want to blink first. Thank you to our amazing listeners for submitting these personal encounters!  WE...

Get ready for a murder mystery that'll knock your blue suede shoes off! Paige and Lisa discuss the Grimes Sisters case, which sparked one of the largest manhunts in Chicago 's history. Will the killer ever be caught? Be good little Near Death Dolls fans and tune in... WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON ! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PE...

In this weeks installment of Urban Legends, Lisa takes you to the smallest U.S. state and throws some Vampy knowledge your way. And Paige went down to Georgia, looking for a statue to steal...well, someone has been stealing bits of a statue that might very well be haunted!  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON ! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel...

The Dolls are FINALLY covering their namesake...Haunted Dolls! Lisa tackles the history and psychology of what makes dolls creepy. Then she talks about several famous haunted dolls as well as some doll friends you can take home for the right price...but at what cost?  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON ! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...

The Dolls cover the electrifying case of Ruth Snyder, AKA Mumsie! She’s out to kill her Motorboating husband for the insurance money, along with her corset salesman side-piece. Will she get that sweet $$$, or is she headed for Old Sparky? Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeat...

It's always a good time when the Dolls get going with Urban Legends! In this weeks episode, Paige covers Montana's earliest recorded UFO crash. Lisa brings you "Urban Legend Inception", the Alaska Triangle, and all the weirdness that goes inside!  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instag...

The Dolls left you with a cliff hanger last week with the question...where's Susan? We hope your emotions are tall enough to ride this rollercoaster because the ups, downs and surprise twists of this case will leave your head spinning!   Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @Near...

Put on a jacket, Dolls, cuz this case will leave you COLD! Lisa discusses the disappearance of Utah resident Susan Cox Powell, her background and relationship with her husband and his family. And in true Near Death Dolls fashion, we turn it into a drinking game of sip sip...what the $hit! This is a frustrating case and it's only part 1!  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music!...

The Dolls take you on a tour of Hawaii and Arizona in this episode of Urban Legends! Lisa covers Hawaii and tells the chilling tale of the Night Marchers who's gaze you better not meet. Paige takes you to Arizona where she has actually seen the odd structures that are the Case Grande Domes. Could it be a portal to Hell or alien instructions? Or just a failed tech company? You can decide for yourse...

Some say "Love never Dies" but bodies sure do! Paige takes us through the bizarre tale of Carl Tanzler and his obsession with his one true love, who didn't have long for this world when he met her. But he won't let a little thing like DEATH stop him from living his best life. Get your boozy shots ready, because the Dolls have turned every gag-worthy moment into a drinking game! FYI you'll be trash...

The Dolls put on their best black suits and Ray-Bans to bring you this episode all about the Men in Black! Are the MiB just government goons or something extraterrestrial themselves? Why do they apparently wear lipstick? Why don't they fully charge themselves before threatening UFO enthusiasts? Put your shades on and listen up! Check out Murder Coffee Co.!  aka Near Death Dolls favorite anti-...

This week the Dolls cover Urban Legends in Oklahoma and Michigan! Paige takes you into the Oklahoma basement of a crazy would-be cult leader with only 2 followers. Lisa goes full campfire legend on back roads Michigan with a knock-knock girl and her victim who like to haunt drivers. Get in on the fun and don't forget to tell us what Urban Legends you want to hear about next by emailing us! Special...

The dolls are SO excited to bring you...well, YOU! Listener's stories are featured in the very first Dear Dollies episode! Hear stories of camping and bringing back something malevolent that sticks around way too long. Another one about a high school boyfriend who definitely turned to the dark side. Then we have a story of a family that takes a trip to the scene of a murder from the 1800's. And fi...

The Dolls are back with Part 2 of Edmund Kemper, the Co-ED killer! Paige takes over to tell you about Ed's life after killing his grandparents and it only gets worse! Things get gruesome once Ed convinces everyone he's rehabilitated, but that's definitely not the case. Hope you have a strong stomach, Doll Gang! And don't get into cars with strangers!  Check out Murder Coffee Co.!  aka Ne...

In this evil installment of Near Death Dolls Urban Legends, Lisa talks camping in a portal and the devil's favorite booze in North Carolina. Paige takes a walk through the tale of a cemetery in Minnesota where you better watch where you step and how you can get a tombstone from the Sears Catalog for $3...curse not included! 

It's the Bumblebutt of Burbank himself, the Co-ED Killer Edmund Kemper. Lisa takes the lead as she guides you through big Ed's formidable years, talks psychology, and manages to sneak in both a Star Wars AND Game of Thrones reference. Mommy issues a-plenty in this part 1 of 2 episodes focused on a real "weirdo"!  Check out Murder Coffee Co.!  aka Near Death Dolls favorite anti-murder jui...

Harken the tale of the Miraculous Staircase in Santa Fe! A mysterious stranger rolls into town and builds a gravity-defying staircase for a small chapel and skedaddles before anyone can catch his name...or pay him! Was it St. Joseph, the patron saint of carpenters? Or a crabby hermit named French? Let's find out! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at...

Mermaid Babies and Witch Curses? This ain't a Hans Christian Anderson story, it's Urban Legends from your favorite Dolls! Paige regales us with tales of sea serpent baby hybrids in Nevada. Lisa tells a heavy story of stones, curses and why Karma comes a-knockin' for a jerk face husband.  Get in on the fun and don't forget to tell us what Urban Legends you want to hear about next! Special than...