Near Death Dolls

The Dolls are BACK with new Urban Legends! Paige hikes up 100 steps to a cemetery that will give you a vision of your death, so be careful walking back down those steps. Lisa takes you to Maryland where accused witch Moll Dyer really leaves an impression.  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to...

Lady gangster Stephanie St. Clair is one badass crime boss! As a black woman in the 1920's, she managed to start her own empire while going head-to-head with another notorious gangster, have a bizarre marriage and still come out on top!  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you rea...

You thought 2020 was bad? Try living three and a half years in a trench during WW1! Join the Dolls as they go through what trench warfare was like - including rats, trench foot, shell shock, poisonous gases, and a famous game of futbol! Who’s ready to live their best #trenchlife?  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and P...

Hold your babies tight because the Dolls cover the case of missing toddler Deorr Kunz Jr. "Lil Man", as he is known, is on a camping trip with his family and seems to disappear into thin air. The 4 adults on the trip all have different stories but none can lead to any answers. Family foul play, an interloper, wild animals or even extraterrestrials could be responsible for this Lil' Man lost. ...

June and Jennifer Gibbons, aka "The Silent Twins", decided early on to ignore the outside world and only talk to each other. The Dolls follow their journey from birth to Broadmoor Psychiatric Hospital and try to figure out why June and Jennifer decided that one of them had to die in order for the other one to really live.  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive conten...

Put on your warmest coat and head to the deck as The Dolls talk crazy conspiracy theories about the one and only "Unsinkable" ship, the TITANIC! Lisa leads you through the murky waters of its history and theories involving insurance fraud, Egyptian curses, and more!  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a gr...

This week, the Dolls are joined by special guests Sam and Kyle! Each of them tells of their own personal experience with possible ghosts or demons. Paige takes you overseas to a smelly ghost from her childhood, Kyle's spector may be ex-mafia or a musician, Sam is a good person to have around but not if you want a ouija board to work, and Lisa's invisible co-worker has a hard time with door knobs.&...

EXPLICIT CONTENT  While the Dolls are taking a break, they hope you enjoy their highly inappropriate conversation on the Patreon Exclusive Show, Dolls After Dark. Paige chats about the grumpiest pussy up North, the Yule Cat! Lisa brings you a highly researched report on the most ridiculous and slightly offensive adult toys you can get! Happy New Year! Come to the dark Dolly Side and join our...

The Dolls are giving you a little holiday treat with an episode of Dolls After Dark, the Patreon exclusive conversation show! Lisa throws fun facts in your face about Giorgio Tsoukalos aka the Ancient Aliens dude. Paige reminisces about her time in the Beyond...of Bed and Bath fame and discusses her favorite department to work in (spoiler alert: it's the beyond department). Then the Dolls take a "...

Happy Holiday's Doll Fam! This week, Lisa regales you with the curmudgeonly Belsnickel of German origin, ready to give you a good smack if you've been bad. Paige will make you have nightmares about the Icelandic ogress Grýla, who loves nomming on bad kids with the help of her Yule Lad sons and pet cat!  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate you...

The Dolls are wrapping up the JonBenét Ramsey case this week with Paige going over evidence and theories. Who could have done such a thing? Everyone is a suspect and yet no one has ever been brought to justice. Let us know what you think!  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you r...

The Dolls take on this heartbreaking case that happened on Christmas 1996. It's one of the most widely known and scrutinized child murders that has never been solved. Lisa takes the lead and navigates through the events leading up to and immediately after pageant darling JonBenét Ramsey is reported missing and found dead in the family's Boulder, CO home.  Special thanks to SamHears for our co...

It's the holiday season and the Dolls are celebrating with Mari Lywd, a skeletal party horse with a need to rhyme. Late to the party is La Befana, the Italian witch who likes to cover her bases and has seniority on Santa Claus! Happy Holidays!  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how...

Russia’s oldest prison might be named after a cute aquatic mammal, but in reality is a brutal fortress, housing the worst of the worst criminals. Learn how they treat prisoners, guard against breakouts, and about one of their most notorious inmates, Vladimir “the Ogre” Nikolayev, known for cannibalizing his victims. Get your hot sauce and listen if you dare! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit o...

The Dolls take it back to the summer of '69, a year of great tragedy for the Kopechne Family and Edward "Ted" Kennedy. Could this be the work of the "Kennedy Curse" or Kennedy Privilege that caused a remarkable woman to lose her life and become only a footnote in history?  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon i...

It's all about Virginia and her sis, West Virginia on this episode of Near Death Dolls. Lisa keeps things hot by the train tracks with her West Virginia urban legend. Paige explores the origins and legend of a furry foe who keeps it creepy around Halloween in the Virginia woods.  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON ! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way...

Kathy Odom’s quiet life was shattered one night when she’s found stabbed to death. Everyone suspected her creepy brother-in-law, who showed far too much interest in Kathy’s “tummy,” but the police have to find proof! Join the Dolls in this frustrating tale of obsession and the hunt for justice. Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON ! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a...

Take your motion sickness meds because the twists and turns of this case will have you reeling! Lisa covers a highly sus(picous) story of a teenage girl gone missing and the person involved in the coverup is who you'd least suspect.  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON ! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! C...

Are you afraid of flying? Well, Lisa is and Paige is getting there pretty quick after this crazy episode! Tune in to the story of Juliane, the sole survivor of a plane crash in 1971. Lucky for her she grew up in the Peruvian jungle, like a German Dora the Explorer, and has a few survival tricks up her sleeve. Buckle up, Dolls, it’s going to be a bumpy ride! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit ou...

Get ready for some Cryptid and Cryptic tales, Doll Faces! Paige wanders into the forest with the New Hampshire legend of a string-bean wannabe sasquatch that may overreact if spotted. Lisa flies you over to Colorado where a bizarre coincidence in cinema ties into a past episode. Intrigued? Grab your grandpa from the Tuff Shed and have a listen!  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATRE...

Before Satanic Panic hit towards the end of the millennium, Anton LaVey was putting on a pretty good show for people with his Church of Satan, even making it a family affair! Lisa covers LaVey's mysterious life, Paige calls him by his middle name the whole time and both try to separate fact from fiction. Marilyn Monroe and corndogs make an appearance, but it may not be what you think! Come to the...

Happy Halloween Darling Dollfaces! The Dolls welcome guest SamHears and together they treat your ears to some of the best creepy tales submitted by YOU! This episode featured shady lawn decor, Ouiji Boards, and Ubering ghosts with no manners. Remember you can always submit your ghostie, weird, strange tale to Neardeathdolls@gmail.com to be featured on the next Dear Dollies! Spookity Spookity! Come...

Spooky Doll Season continues with the story of  Yankee Jim, first ghost to haunt San Diego’s infamous Whaley House! Saddle up, friends, and come hear a lonesome tale of a man who stole horses, struck gold, and was too tall for the hangman’s noose. Giddy up! WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON ! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! C...

Happy Spooky Season Dolls! Lisa recounts a Halloween in the  70's where this jerk ruined it for everyone. Remember when your parents had to check your Halloween candy for razors and rat poison...yeah, it was because of Ronald Clark O'Bryan aka The Candy Man aka The Man who Killed Halloween. But don't be sad, Doll Faces... justice was served and it was sweeter than a king size candy bar. ...

Vampires: sexy beasts or bloated corpses? Maybe both! The Dolls discuss European Vampire Folklore, as evidenced in a 16th century account of a shoemaker turned undead bloodsucking fiend, terrorizing the neighborhood every night. Grab a stake and garlic- Let’s hunt some vampires! WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON ! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel...