Near Death Dolls

It's been a hot minute since the DOLLS had a friendly chat about MURDER! Lisa and Paige talk about a long time friendship that lead to beefin', blue cheese, biological weapons and beer making supplies! And those aren't the only B words that come to mind. Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠samhears.wordpress.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

The Dolls are finally back and tackling the infamous Jodi Arias, aka the worst liar and 3 hole wonder. Lisa talks about Jodi and Travis' background and relationship while Paige covers arrest and trial (and why Nancy Grace had a GREAT year.) *If you want to jump into the case quicker, skip to minute 7* Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

You like mixed nuts, salted and roasted? Then you'll love these Unexplained Nuts that Lisa and Paige brought to the party. Crunch on these topics! Lisa brings us a cashew of a car dubbed Little Bastard due to how many people it killed, including one 50s Rebel Celeb. Then Paige opens up some almonds and elves, as she discusses Clockwork DMT Elves, and what this supposed hallucination could really b...

This is a Dolly story if there ever was one! Lisa and Paige talk about the lusty ol' gal Dolly Oesterreich and her young lover that she kept tucked away next to old linens and mothballs. You may be familiar with love triangles, but have you ever seen a love octahedron? Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always...

Grab your popcorn and blankey, the Dolls are talking CURSED MOVIE SETS! Freaky happenings and loss of limbs are only the beginning of this weeks episode featuring popular horror movies. Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Straight from the mouths of Robert Stack (Unsolved Mysteries, season 2, episode 19) and the murdered Teresita herself comes the true crime paranormal case of Teresita Basa! Listen in to learn how she solved her own murder... Note to listener: We started experiencing some strange audio malfunctions towards the end! Maybe Teresita joined us electronically!

Paige and Lisa are running behind (the only kind of running they do!) with recording but they didn't want to leave you without an episode this week. Enjoy a Patreon Exclusive "Dolls after Dark" episode where the Dolls talk favorite cake flavors, Youtube makeup channels and Funeral Traditions from around the World! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive...

Welcome to Spooky Season Dear Dolls! This week, Lisa scares the pants off Paige with the 2017 viral tweet story about a ghost child, Dear David, haunting a New Yorker. Better guard your Peephole, you never know who's looking in! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you...

In this, our last episode about Jack the Ripper, the dolls discover that Freemasonry isn't free, don't try to blackmail the government, and that Paige and Lisa want to be sunflowers together. Join in on the conspiracy! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel...

This weeks episode has the Dolls asking so many questions about the disappearance of college student Bryce Laspisa. What could have caused this young man make sudden life-altering choices and never make it home? Lisa and Paige have some thoughts, but what do YOU think? Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patr...

The Dolls cover the LAST known Ripper victim in this weeks episode, Mary Kelly. Different from all the other victims, Karaoke Kelly got it the worst! Hope you have a stomach of steel for this one! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠PATREON ⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click ⁠⁠HERE ⁠⁠ t...

Saucy Jacky is at it again, and the dolls are hot on his trail! There are bloody clues, racist graffiti, and we're even joined by Sam Hears to read out the infamous Ripper letters! We're not codding, dear old boss... Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠PATREON ⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus....

We're taking a time out from Ripper-Mania to bring you some True Crime Trivia! Paige graciously put together some questions of a devious nature to try to stump Lisa...but will she fall victim to dumbness of the brain? Or triumph in the world of True Crime? Can you guess the answer before Lisa does? Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We apprecia...

You KNOW Paige wasn't about to let Saucy Jack end with only 1 episode! In this part 2 of...well, MANY, Paige delves into the next 2 victims of that leather aproned fiend! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer o...

Cor Blimey! Join the Dolls in merry ole London Town for a ripping good time! But, seriously, folks, it's going to get brutal as we navigate Victorian London, the life of a Whitechapel Unfortunate, and the mysterious figure who stalked them in the night. Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great w...

If you like a little VARIETY in your podcast, this week's episode is sure to please! Lisa and Paige discuss a big coincidence at a Church in the 1950's, a She-Ass on trial, and if this OJ witness had testified... *if you want to get straight to the stories and skip the banter, fast forward to minute 10:20* Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appr...

We got you a ticket to sit FRONT ROW to watch the world of stage magic with Paige and Lisa! This week the dolls will be demystifying the life and tricks of Harry Kellar, like the Levitation of Princess Karnak, and the Golden Butterfly - emphasis on the flying butt! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a g...

New York in the 80's was a wild time, but nothing is more crazy than this alien abduction story with multiple witnesses. Lisa and Paige "sip sip What the $h!t" their way through this tale of aliens, kidnappers, unofficial Government officials and dead fish. But there's something more fishy going on here...what could it be? Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠ f...

We got any Screamers in the crowd?? You're in for a treat! Just west of Nashville, in the quaint town of White Bluff, be careful if you go into the woods at night. You just might see and hear the White Bluff Screamer! Dun, Dun, DUN! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you rea...

You better finish your veggies or Cropsey will get ya! Sure, it's a great way to scare the F*** out of your kids, but what if the boogeyman was real? Join the dolls in discussing the link between real life child abductor Andre Rand, and the Staten Island legend of Cropsey! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreo...

You put a lot of trust in people in white lab coats (ie Doc Brown, Victor Frankenstein, Dr. Benson Honeydew), but do they always deserve it? This week, the Dolls discuss Robert Courtney, a pharmacist who had the ability to provide possibly life-saving medication, but chose greed over life. Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support alw...

What's more American than Hamburgers and Serial Killers? Prepare for some weird fun facts about Kansas and the urban legend of a backwoods killer who doesn't like to grill, but likes to KILL! With a side of fries, hold the shake... Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you re...

Karl Denke, Papa to his friends, lived in Germany and Poland between WW1 and WW2. He was a pillar of the community, beloved by the destitute, and purveyor of fine meats. But were those meats made from pork, dog, or did his house guests become a special on the menu? Listen in to find out! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always,...

Deadwood, Mt. Rushmore, Grays and more in this week's Urban Legend episode from the great state of South Dakota! Venture to the hill where Lewis and Clark stood in search of "deavels"... Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click ⁠⁠ HERE⁠...

When a young, vivacious woman is found hanged at a mansion under strange circumstances, police believe she'd taken her own life. The rest of the world continues to think otherwise. In this week's episode, Lisa & Paige discuss the case of Rebecca Zahau and the details that point to foul play. If you or someone you love is struggling with Sexual Violence, Mental Health and Well-Being, Se...