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BEYOND overwhelmed and excited to have hilarious comedian Harriet Kemsley on today's episode!!!! Our anglophile hearts have grown three sizes this day. We ask some hardhitting questions here, like...why won't the grinch wear pants? Do the Whos have a Whobilee? What HAPPENED before the new era of peace and prosperity? And also...what are all the Whos on, and can we get some? Don't forget to rate us...

**If you want to see the video of this episode, it's currently free and ad-free on youtube!!!** We’re covering A Christmas Melody and we’re joined by the one and only Ronald Young Jr! Ronald is a writer, critic, and culture obsessive you may know from Leaving the Theater , NPR's Pop Culture Happy Hour , and Weight for It! 🎄 A Christmas Melody info: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4917236/ https://ro...

Our most requested movie this holiday season!  Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RE-RELEASE TIME - in honor of having Stephanie Sy on the pod, we're re-rereleasing one of our favorite episodes! or: "The Harbisons Get Religion" Welp. This movie is perfect. I'd apologize, but this might have been our favorite episode to record to date. Was it because we'd consumed a bottle and a half of wine before deciding to record the podcast in the middle of the night after watching the movi...

If you've been around a while, you'll know that getting one of the girls from actual Santa Summit is just about the biggest deal ever?!? We have the lovely, talented, effervescent Stephanie Sy on the pod today covering the classic, White Christmas! If you haven't heard it, we really encourage you to listen to the Santa Summit episode, where we all had a bottle of wine and waxes rhapsodic for an ho...

Sophie is back! And this time we’re debating whether this movie is good, bad, or both. Grab a frozen hot chocolate and let’s go on a New York Holiday adventure! Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025 Season Holiday episodes are incoming!!! In the meantime, enjoy this rerun from Patreon! AD FREE! It's like when dr*g dealers give you the first hit free, we're hoping to lure you into Patreon. If you love The Sound of Music so much that you'll settle for anything even remotely similar, this is the movie for you! Not saying that's a bad thing, we actually found it pretty enjoyable. Were there...

RERUN!!!!! We're getting ready to post a whole lot of new christmas/holiday episodes, but in the meantime enjoy this AD-FREE pre-holiday treat! A sample of the ad-free goodness you get on Patreon! Vanessa Hudgens and Vanessa Hudgens star in The Princess Switch! Little to no effort is made to make this in any way plausible but it's still a pleasant movie. The rental house "Kevin" and "Stacy" have i...

Yes, that's right, Jack is back! For God KNOWS how long, but we're happy to have this little flake back on the show, and this time with his wife in tow! Kick back with your spiked cup of apple cider or blood or whatever and enjoy this week's film, full of wigs, vanity casting, and one unbelievable performance. You'll never GUESS which one of us didn't like it, and it's not who you might think...!...

It's another Hallmark movie everyone! This time featuring Romance Queen, Elissa Sussman, who spills the tea on her upcoming TV show starring an INCREDIBLY HOT heart throb and we talk about the awful hat and accents in this movie! Where to find Elissa: https://elissasussman.com/ But How's the Sex? instagram.com/elissa_sussman tiktok.com/elissa.sussman Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be foun...

WE ONLY HAVE BLYTHE ON FOR WITCHES! Well, at least so far! We were lucky enough to have her on the pod last year for Hocus Pocus , and this year we're rewatching Practical Magic . Spoiler alert, we still like this one. We talk about hot Nicole Kidman, not-Hot Jimmy, and debate the appeal of living in an idyllic town full of MEAN AF bullies who hate witches. Listen to our other episodes with Blythe...

Time to watch a classic! Joss is the debut author of the immediately-beloved romance novel, It's Different This Time about two ex-roommates who are left a brownstone in New York and have to live together for 30 days in order to inherit--will they fall in love? But that's not ALL we're here to discuss, we're also here to watch the Meg Ryan Tom Hanks autumn bucket list movie, You've Got Mail . And.....

Welllll well well, welcome back to Nameless Best Friends! I'm still Paige, and that's still Beth! Jack is in Paris! We'll explain on Patreon. Anyway, this movie is batshit, and I think the title we landed on was, A Love so Fowl. This one is a 'you don't need to watch it, just listen to the episode' movie, but if you want to, it's on Hallmark Plus, and then later, in our nightmares! Bonus episodes...

Look, you're rewatching it, so we're reposting the episode! Because I don't care what the thermometer says, it's FALL! That means it's time for Hallmark, Nora Ephron, and Nancy Meyers! Or if you're Beth, Norepinephrine. Please like, subscribe, share with a friend, and give us five stars!!!! Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbis...

Paige feels insane because a) this episode never seems to have been posted?!?! and also she....liked this movie???? and beth feels insane because.....she thought she posted it?? and why does Paige like it??? Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HAPPY XMAS IN JULY!!!! THEY'RE HOT, THEY'RE BROTHERS, AND WE'RE INTO THIS Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a treat we have for you today! Actor/comedian/ray of sunshine Mackenzie Barmen joins us to discuss the original Bridge Jones movie. Was Renée Zellweger really fat? (NO) Who was hotter, Hugh Grant or Colin Firth? (WE DON'T KNOW!) (Probably Hugh). And how did some of these jokes slide by a mere two decades ago? If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a lot of pithy life ob...

CHRISTMAS IN JULY! A Hallmark classic! We actually LOVE this one. It's playing all the time on Hallmark and is on Hallmark Plus! Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Delightful British author, Sophie Cousens, joins us to chat about this movie, Kate Hudson, and a tantalizing taste of British celebs and comedians she knows and has worked with. Her latest book is IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM though Paige began raving about her a couple years back after reading THE GOOD PART. If you can resist reading her entire backlist after listening to her talk, it will be...

We are joined by the delightfully sunny author Hannah Orenstein. Are there HUGE PLOT PROBLEMS with the plot of The Parent Trap? Yes, of COURSE! Did we love it anyway? What cold hearted monster wouldn't?! Order Hannah's book Playing With Matches and pre-order her upcoming, Maine Characters ! Tried to group all the commercials into one long break at 27:27 again so you can do one skip. Hopefully it w...

For the theme, 'So...This is Love?" In this one, the Harbisons think florist code is problematic, Paige gets in a tit-off with her nonexistent child, and everyone recalls warmly the one year they all liked Ashton Kutcher (‘shton’ to his friends, among whom jack counts himself). Oh, and also, don't worry, Adam grabbed his ****. Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at...

For the theme, 'So...This is Love?" In this one, the Harbisons think florist code is problematic, Paige gets in a tit-off with her nonexistent child, and everyone recalls warmly the one year they all liked Ashton Kutcher (‘shton’ to his friends, among whom jack counts himself). Oh, and also, don't worry, Adam grabbed his ****. If this wasn't enough phone sex for you, read Beth's book Secrets of a...

Wow, what words to even use to describe this...piece. For a hella devout group of people, there's so much ego, so much 'missing the point,' so much car-sitting. The preaching, the sanctimonious monologues, the very very white hip hop flash mob...the CAMERON of it all. Holy god, is all we have to say. We had an amazing time with Jen & Fletch, so the episode is a blast thank GOD. Bonus episodes...

It's Paige's fault. Entirely. Teen Beach Movie and now this. Look, if you're looking for a great or beautiful film, this is far from it. But if you want a time portal directly to sitting in front of your heavy, bulky monster of a TV in the year 2000, it's a miracle! Is there magic in it? Yes. Is it magical? No. Worth watching? We did it for you! Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found her...

Hilarious author Lindsay Hameroff (Till there was You) joins us for what some of us found to be a pleasant holiday diversion. It's no "Round and Round," sure, but it's also not "Letters to Santa." Most importantly, it brings Marc Summers back to our screens, where he shows genuine warmth and charm at a time when we need it most. If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a...