NAMELESS BEST FRIENDS

If you love The Sound of Music so much that you'll settle for anything even remotely similar, this is the movie for you! Not saying that's a bad thing, we actually found it pretty enjoyable. Were there a few ridiculous coincidences? Of course. A cheap device to create pity and a "serious" tone? Indeed. Was there a happy ending? Weirdly enough...we're not going to say. Even though you could guess....

Vanessa Hudgens and Vanessa Hudgens star in The Princess Switch! Little to no effort is made to make this in any way plausible but it's still a pleasant movie. The rental house "Kevin" and "Stacy" have is fantastic, but what isn't beautiful in Belgravia, amirite? Besides the castle. By the way, only one of us thought it was a good idea to leave the rambling intro in. It wasn't Beth. Bonus episodes...

Mixed feelings on this one. Is "Sugarplum" the actresses single name? Is she human? Why doesn't she understand anything about life? If she's just a character, does she have a human double out here somewhere? Why aren't these questions ever answered??? If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a lot of pithy life observations strewn in, look for us on Patreon for an ad-free expe...

Wasn't Nancy Meyers working on a new, updasted Private Benjamin? And could they re-release the original with Goldie Hawn in the meantime? That was a great movie. This is not that movie. This is the story of a man with Issues that any sensible woman would stay away from. Not one surprise here. But we had fun discussing it! If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a lot of pithy...

Beth couldn't make it to this recording so Jack read her notes, which ended up feeling at times like they were reading her diary. Anyway, we have another Lindsay Lohan Christmas offering. Not a great one but here it is. If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a lot of pithy life observations strewn in, look for us on Patreon for an ad-free experience and bonuses! You can also...

This is part three of three. Seven movies in one long weekend is a LOT. Add a sudden breakup for one of your hosts and emergency surgery for a dog and it was just too much. We did the best we could! If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a lot of pithy life observations strewn in, look for us on Patreon for an ad-free experience and bonuses! You can also find us on Apple Pod...

This is part two of three. Seven movies in one long weekend is a LOT. Add a sudden breakup for one of your hosts and emergency surgery for a dog and it was just too much. We did the best we could! If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a lot of pithy life observations strewn in, look for us on Patreon for an ad-free experience and bonuses! You can also find us on Apple Podca...

This is part one of three. Seven movies in one long weekend is a LOT. Add a sudden breakup for one of your hosts and emergency surgery for a dog and it was just too much. We did the best we could! If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a lot of pithy life observations strewn in, look for us on Patreon for an ad-free experience and bonuses! You can also find us on Apple Podca...

This movie was terrible. Yes, of course we all want to think about emergency rooms and car accidents at the holidays, but somehow this movie was lacking that special zing you'd expect with such a theme. Hallmark hates us. Clearly. If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a lot of pithy life observations strewn in, look for us on Patreon for an ad-free experience and bonuses! W...

This is part two of two. We're glad you're back. Beth couldn't make it for this recording, so it's just the kids! Paige, Jack, and June had a lot to say about The Merry Gentlemen and Chad Michael Murray in particular. If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a lot of pithy life observations strewn in, look for us on Patreon for an ad-free experience and bonuses! You can also f...

This is part one of two. Beth couldn't make it for this recording, so it's just the kids! Paige, Jack, and June had a lot to say about The Merry Gentlemen and Chad Michael Murray in particular. If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a lot of pithy life observations strewn in, look for us on Patreon for an ad-free experience and bonuses! You can also find us on Apple Podcasts...

It's fun to see Angela and Kevin on screen together again, if you're a fan of The Office. And this is set at Christmastime. So. If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a lot of pithy life observations strewn in, look for us on Patreon for an ad-free experience and bonuses! You can also find us on Apple Podcasts here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/nameless-best-friends...

In honor of WICKED being released today, we're sharing a previous Patreon-only episode, talking with the fabulous and funny author, Laura Hankin, about this weird movie from the 80's. Unlike the Judy Garland version, this movie follows the original L. Frank Baum stories more faithfully - it helps to know that going in. A creepy Halloween classic, presented to you for...Thanksgiving. Enjoy! Bonus e...

Some of us thought this was a delightful movie. Some had quibbles. What did YOU think? Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is part two of two. It's our first crossover episode! For this one, we join forces with Hallmark Snark to share our takes on Jingle Bell Run, and we get to do snarks and sparks and "will this love last?" Which we all pretty much agreed it wouldn't. But it's fun while it's here! If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a lot of pithy life observations strewn in, look for u...

It's our first crossover episode! For this one, we join forces with Hallmark Snark to share our takes on Jingle Bell Run, and we get to do snarks and sparks and "will this love last?" Which we all pretty much agreed it wouldn't. But it's fun while it's here! This is part one of two. If you hate commercials but love a sassy movie breakdown with a lot of pithy life observations strewn in, look for u...

This is part two of two. We had a watch party with Paige's lifelong bff, Emily, and Jack's fiance, June! Unsurprisingly everyone had a LOT to say about this one. Obviously we realize this is not supposed to be a serious drama but is it too much to ask that Hot Frosty be...hot? If you want to enjoy our episodes without commercials, look for us on Patreon! The lowest tier is $5/month and we're cover...

This is part one of two. We had a watch party with Paige's lifelong bff, Emily, and Jack's fiance, June! Unsurprisingly everyone had a LOT to say about this one. Obviously we realize this is not supposed to be a serious drama but is it too much to ask that Hot Frosty be...hot? If you want to enjoy our episodes without commercials, look for us on Patreon! The lowest tier is $5/month and we're cover...

This movie sure inspired us. Believe it or not, MOST of our complaints ended up on the cutting room floor, but there was no way to cover this one without pointing out that there was zero chemistry among any of the leads and the sister character was obviously dead. Not only that, but the family had clear left the house in a huge and desperate hurry 25 years ago. But our plucky heroine has no damns...

This is part two! For this (two part!) episode, we are joined by the lovely, funny, and authentically Irish actress, Amy Shiels! How lucky for all of us! She sets us straight on some "conventional wisdom" about Ireland, specifically Irish songs; but she spends most of the time proclaiming her absolute adoration of Hallmark movies. They should get on that and hire her, pronto! Bonus episodes and ad...

For this (two part!) episode, we are joined by the lovely, funny, and authentically Irish actress, Amy Shiels! How lucky for all of us! She sets us straight on some "conventional wisdom" about Ireland, specifically Irish songs; but she spends most of the time proclaiming her absolute adoration of Hallmark movies. They should get on that and hire her, pronto! Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can...

The hilarious Sophia Benoit, author of "Well, This is Exhausting", joins us to discuss Triva at St. Nick's. We have a lot to say, hence the two parts. Stick around after the end of episode one for a sample of Jack's excellent song, "Sorry Sorry Sorry." (Some of us are over-apologizers). Remember, if you prefer no commercials, we do have a Patreon where every episode comes ad-free and we have speci...

The hilarious Sophia Benoit, author of "Well, This is Exhausting", joins us to discuss Triva at St. Nick's. We have a lot to say, hence the two parts. Stick around after the end of episode one for a sample of Jack's excellent song, "Sorry Sorry Sorry." (Some of us are over-apologizers).  Jack's music is available on all platforms; look for Thalo. Remember, if you prefer no commercials, we do...

Welcome back! Paige, Beth, and Jack are still at it. This is part two of "Holiday Mismatch - if you missed part one, it's out there somewhere! Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth at @bethharbisonbooks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hilda and Zelda Spellman are reunited! And so are the Harbison crew - Jack joins us for HOLIDAY MISMATCH, starring two of our faves from the 90's sitcom Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Salem did not join them, alas - it might have made this better. But this is still a semi-fun movie, and a very fun discussion! Bonus episodes and ad-free episodes can be found here! Follow Paige at @pharbeaux Follow Beth...