Mystic Lasagna

Join Paul and Alex on their quest for corporate sponsorship and creation of new Trader Joe's mascots. Also, they get their ears tied in a knot.  https://garfield.com/comic/1981/04/15

Look who's back! Amanda VanNostrand joins us again to chat about humane crustaceacide and anthropomorphized refrigerator drama. Plus we consult the field and get an early shot of Nermal going all Bruce Lee on supposed power dynamics. It's time to flip slam some ass holes. Also, Paul has a new feline room mate!  Lasagnaste´.  https://garfield.com/comic/1979/12/08

The snake has eaten it's tail!! John and Garfield are talking about horoscopes and the mystic consequences of following your bliss. We are in direct contact with the Davian Field. It is time to be the bunny ears you want to see in the world.  https://garfield.com/comic/2018/04/02

The Orange Oracle is just chilling so hard these days. Garfield knows that no matter what he does, he can't experience everything. Life isn't a game of catching them all. So, open up those pokeballs and say hello.  https://garfield.com/comic/2013/11/09

Give us a great big smile! We're back after the absolute madness of episode 50, and settling down into a nice conversation with the field about mood shaming, emotional vampirism, and trapping small animals inside of our mouths.  https://garfield.com/comic/2004/02/19

Behold the rise of Number Boy!! Oh, but the leveling up in this episode! After evolving to their next forms, Paul and Alex chat with the Field about residing at the center of the Universe through the power of restorative dreams and the strength of stillness. Slide into these layers!  https://garfield.com/comic/1992/03/03

The G man is everywhere. This week Paul and Alex take a moment to relax after the live show and discuss Garfield smashing his way into the memosphere and what it's like fighting the fight for the light side of the Davian Field. Then Garfield beats on Odie to satisfy his Johnless ennui.  https://garfield.com/comic/1982/04/25

LIVE from the People's Improv Theatre in Manhattan! We are so happy to present our first live show, in which we solve all of the problems in the Star Wars fandom with a randomly generated Garfield comic about dieting. https://garfield.com/comic/2019/10/07 Also, stories about smoking crack, the naming of a number one noodlehead, and a Space Yeti.  Special thanks to our guest Mike Mercadal! Find him...

New Year. Same old Garfield. Paul and Alex walk through flipping the script and using metaphoric pickle juice to keep your friends from getting complacent here in this new decade. Also, the Werewolves and the Vampires have a big football game this weekend. Clear Eyes, Full Bellies, More Lasagna. Let's do this 2020!  https://garfield.com/comic/2007/01/20

Let's begin an annual tradition, shall we? Join Paul and Alex in watching Garfield's 1987 Christmas special. We'll join John, Odie, and Garfield on a trip to the farm. There will be no stakes, no real plot, very little to overcome, and a lonely grandma in some funky duds. That's Christmas, friends. Happy Holidays. We Love You.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tda2n8tgfXU

Have an undead friend in your futon? No worries, just feed them with your buttsplosions. They Love it! This week Paul and Alex talk about getting a new coffee table, eliminating furniture slurs, and the NYC dancing teen invasion.  https://garfield.com/comic/2009/07/28

The Holidays are hectic! Dr. Doctor Professor Paul is out this week. So, your always local seeker of Truths explores some holiday wisdom with you. Alex found a list of Christmas quotes on the ol internet and gives a chill meditative thought essay on them. Mellow travels, Y'all. 

Whole lotta showing off in this one! Paul and Alex know about, well, alot. Let the flexing commence! We've also got a new 'Field Sighting, and the Davian Field takes us on a little adventure looking for our bliss. Join us!  https://garfield.com/comic/1984/04/05

Monday is Monday is Monday is Monday is Monday. Sometimes a Monday is hiding a special treat inside. So, just remember that the good times are coming around again. Also, Alex ate Mariah Carey's M&M's and Paul has been brainwashed by WeWork hashtags.  https://garfield.com/comic/2000/06/19

This week the Universe helps Paul and Alex take a closer look at racist songs from the great American songbook. Then, the Davian Field serves up an enigma phone, portal warnings, and dead eyed room mates. As we ease into the Holiday season, the Field has us talking about communication again. It's never easy.  https://garfield.com/comic/1998/06/26

Put the shovel down!! There isn't a rule that says you have to keep digging. Friends, get ready for some nutty energy here. Paul is juggling too many commitments from folks and Alex has hit that dangerous level of caffeination that taps him directly into the field. The Davien field throws a telephone at us and we talk about communication, email sign offs, marathon clothing, veterinary rabbicide, c...

What will you do with your gift? Our good buddy Sarah is nermaling all up in our studio today and helping us discuss the nature of gift giving as well as what to do when the Universe decides to smack you right in the sensitive bits.  https://garfield.com/comic/1996/12/13

So SpOoooOOooOKy!! It's time for another Mystic Lasagna and Friends! For the spookiness, we're watching the original Garfield TV special from 1985. Watch along with us, and BEWARE! ...it's not that scary. Except it is!!!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ysk6baRDAM

Ah, the existential crisis of the changing seasons. This week Paul and Alex discuss cold toilet seats, Sartre sequels, and mermaid triggered boners. Join us.  https://garfield.com/comic/1978/11/01

This week we're murdering things and absorbing their power. Also, we're looking for balance. Also, Alex has consumed a Garfieldian amount of coffee and Paul is about to spring his long con. This episode is %100 off the walls.  https://garfield.com/comic/2005/02/02

Garfield isn't one to take life a lil sip at a time. This week Paul and Alex discuss communication in relationships, the benefits of moderation, and what it would sound like if Hulk Hogan and Vanilla Ice tried to wash a car together.  https://garfield.com/comic/1998/05/11

One man's trash is another man's snack time, apparently. Paul and Alex are confused by the Masked Singer, contemplate becoming garbagemen to improve our podcasting careers, bitch about timeout style prison sentences, and then align themselves with the field to examine our emotional garbage.  https://garfield.com/comic/1984/06/15

Just a nice dark combative episode about tribalism and self righteousness. Yay. This week we're rooting for our own teams no matter who that pits us against. Grab a big foam finger and root for your own personal ideals against all odds. We're #1! We're #1! We're #1! https://garfield.com/comic/1983/02/14

Sometimes you just gotta play with your toys. This week, through a haze of foggy memories and pounding heads, Paul and Alex get some advice from the field on appreciating the things you've created even when they're just works in progress. Also, Jon Arbuckle gets his own Stamp podcast, Paul wears mittens for three weeks, and Alex takes artistic pictures of drugs.  https://garfield.com/comic/2013/12...

What happens after the end of a good learning montage? Well, you gotta do something with that knowledge, don't you? This week Paul and Alex discuss what to do with knowledge and skills once you've attained them, and how hard it can be to realize that you've got cartoon powers and can totally dunk on the Monstars. Also, there's a bit about alternate names for a "Wet Willy" that deserves a trigger w...