Mystic Lasagna

What have you been doing with all your quarantime? If you said anything other than rebranding, you're wrong. It's time to rebrand...reality. In these trying times we here are Mystic Lasagna would like to assure you that we're taking every measure possible to help toilet paper commercials get an edge, all Pokemon Trainers bow down to Paul, and Star Wars/Garfield mashups are heard once more througho...

Let's get nice and clean. This week Paul and Alex discuss upside down and downright mythic showering methods, Carmen San Diego's Pyramid theiving ancestors, Garfield AI, and Joe Normal astronauts. Then we look at an infinite strip on an infinite table. It's the Garfious strip. We learn to follow our hearts and never let anyone use us as their toy. You aren't here for the amusement of some wide eye...

Guided by the spirit of the Purple one Himself, we take to the bracing waters of some lake somewhere. It's a fishing trip with Captain Johnhab. Paul and Alex discuss Frankensteinian and Ahabish obsessions, getting high on life, letting effort inform result, and Paul takes his horse on a motorcycle ride. Just another Monday. Beware of pies. Lasagnaste´.  https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1996/06/07

Roach pranks, Lasagna heists, Robert Frost Mashups, and family toilet wine recipes, this one's a trip. Alex is once again full of cheese and Paul's brain is melting, but the 'Field manages to find purchase in the hearts and minds of our cohosts as they confront a snuggly Golem trying to slowly consume John without his knowing it. Thank goodness for a wide eyed Orange hero. Also, we finally get aro...

This week we go way back...or the G man does anyway. Paul and Alex watched the 1983 special "Garfield on the Town", in which our hero strikes out on his own, has a dance fight with a punk rock alley cat, meets and disappoints his family, gives up, and is rescued by John. Discussion ensues. We learn that home is where the lasagna pan is, and that we should all have George Wendt for a stoned cat bro...

Sometimes, when you try to surf the big wave, you end up floundering in the ocean. This week, we look for joy in the chaos. Instead of thrashing around in the water, we attempt to float. In the process, we recast Titanic with the correct Leonardo, contemplate pants, Garfield's Mom causes a time loop, and take some "calls" from "listeners". C'mon ride the wave!  https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/19...

GAAAARFIIIIIIEEEEELD JENKINS!!!! We are barreling into this week's episode with reckless lasagna swinging action! Witness the Field's Orangen story, and dive into the intricate philosophical nuances of our hero's interactions with the world. Spoiler alert, Garfield moves into a ceramic jar on the streets of Athens. Finally, stand in awe of our inevitable confrontation with the All Panel. Lasagnast...

Just. Push. Through. Sometimes that mystic wisdom just doesn't wanna come out, or maybe your brain just doesn't wanna wrap itself around said wisdom. You gotta keep going. Don't crumple. Then make a pogo stick. And reference Space Jam a bunch.  https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1999/09/09

Oh yes. The Orange Oracle has awoken the Garffalos within. Ralex 2 Cosmos and Sleepy P invite you to come with them on a ride that'll squeeze every drop of toothpaste from the tube. We talk boogie men, dental thrift, and bedtime hoarding. Then...we rap.  https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1979/08/29

It's the terror of Suburban Florida...the Swanson Man. He's gonna stock your freezer with frozen meals or else!!! His lifelong feud with the postmaster general has kept him on the run. But he can't run anymore, and he's coming for you. Open your eyes. Protect your homes. This one get's real. Real delicious. Lasagnaste´.  https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1984/02/03  

This one's a journey, friends. Get ready to dive into a giant cosmic mutually beneficial pleasure act. After that, well, the 'Field confronts your hosts with a big, giant, frigid, block of ice. How will we deal with it? Will we learn to act to change our environment, or will we just wait for things to melt and cling to fragile hope? It's episode 69! Nice.  https://garfield.com/comic/1995/09/30

Alright. We aren't the people who need to be listened to at the moment. Well, we will say that JK Rowling is an idiot. After that we just wanna point you to a few friends you should be aware of.  Broken Ankles - https://www.podparadise.com/Podcast/1439748342 The Unofficial Experts - https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert/ Facial Recognition Comedy - http://www.facialrecognit...

Timmy's in the well again. Why's he down there? Well, maybe "Lassie" got sick of his shit. Maybe he deserves to be down there. Maybe he's protesting the rigors of being dubbed a savior against his will. Either way, he's down there. Join Paul, Alex, and the leader of the noodlebelts himself, Adam H. Phillips as we discuss weather or not binge watching can pull us up from the depths. Lasagnaste'.  h...

Well, it's our first deep dive into mysticism, and Alex's brain has basically liquified. This week Alex takes Paul on a journey from the rolling hills of England to the tip of the Great Pyramid, all the while trying to siphon and concentrate orgone energy so that they can finally bust the sickest 1080 ever. We end with mathematical proof that dogs on skateboards are a perfect...alchemically.  http...

Let it begin. We have emerged from the current kundun. The fresh breezes of change and growth have begun to blow. Join Paul, Alex, and the Orange Oracle as we stand on a fence and bellow our joy to the Universe. Also, the Moon misses you. Give it a call.  https://garfield.com/comic/2017/07/13

Finally, the Field takes us deep into it's timeless and nebulous bosom. This week Paul and Alex drift within the periwinkle haze of a full Sunday strip. If you look to closely, well...yikes. Along the way we encounter Lasagna! The Freshmaker, The Great British Pep Talk, Garfield vs. Thanos, and much much more. Lasagnaste´.  https://garfield.com/comic/2012/09/09

This one is Garftypal. Oh yea. We're going way back to the beginnings of our favorite tabby. All the while encountering Justin Timberlake Barenaked Ladies mashups, The Illuminati, and vengeful slurpee murderers. The numbers just line up here at the doorway to the Davian Field. Let us step through.  https://garfield.com/comic/1978/07/10

Paul and Alex are reunited!! Well...they were, for a second. But that tiny physical reunion powers talk about the Staples Family Dynasty, Phishy Field readings, Patti Smith's hurricane hope, and all kinds of madness. Then we take a good long look at being a Hanged Cat. ...that's not as horrible as it sounds. In fact. It's a fresh new perspective on the Pleggins!  https://garfield.com/comic/1981/11...

Let's. Get. Far. Out.  This week Paul and Alex discuss Newtonian Vaudeville Acts, Carl Sagan's LSD cheat codes, Cabin Fever Dresser Destructsion, and then turn to the Davian Field for a discusison on Food Portals. Alex continues to channel Jeff Foxworthy.  https://garfield.com/comic/1991/02/16

The challenges of socially distant recording are mounting up. Thrill!! As Paul fails to put down a wine opener. Amaze! As Alex is forced to turn on the lights in his bedroom. Also, The Davian Field hands down knowledge on Adaptation and Camouflage. Further talkin points include sexy fire hydrants and sentient ice cream scoops. Lasagnaste´, Bwana.  https://garfield.com/comic/1995/09/15  

Jon has something for you. It's the juice squeezed from your tired quarantined soul. Do you eat it? Well, despite a yen for yacht rock and jet skis, that's the situation your intrepid hosts find themselves in this week. Take your medicine, friends. Lasagnaste.  https://garfield.com/comic/1983/10/31

Your bliss won't show up unless you really truly believe it will. Same thing with demons. Believe in your bliss. Believe in demons. Believe in Garfield. Then, be ready when they show up.  https://garfield.com/comic/2005/06/21

Hunker down and stick some lasagna in your ears. This week Paul and Alex are separated by physical space, but they're always one in the field. This week, after discussing Paul's collection of loose human teeth and the demons that collect them, we consult the field and have a chat about...what else, our current socially distant dystopia. We'll find ways to stick our fingers in Covid's eyes yet.  ht...

Welcome to the Orange Collar Comedy Tour!! This week Paul and Alex try out some new cutting edge joke formulas, invent breadstick bazookas, and get jealous of shrimp that can see better than Geordi LaForge. Lasagnaste´.  https://garfield.com/comic/2015/11/25

From Halyards in scenic Gowanus, it's the second edition of Live Between the Layers!!! This week we're joined by Becca Stokes to discuss combining in home cat packs, pet funerals both terrestrial and cosmic, and ordering toast from Seamless. Lasagnaste´.  https://garfield.com/comic/2007/01/26