Mystic Lasagna

Where is all your excess energy? Paul and Alex spend the first ten minutes of this episode attacking their candles with blowtorches. Then the Field, in it's infinite wisdom, sends them a strip so chill, that they cannot help but enter a meditative state. Also, Skatezard is back and he's flying the mind ship and he's recording zen ass new wave music. He's so f*ckin cool.  Find calm with this week's...

Welcome to Paul's cosmic Zen Garden. This week ya boys are keepin it mega chill and prankin on everything. We're prankin on portals, on oppressors, on Christopher Walken, on the ding dang Universe. Sometimes when you're performing, the audience has to be you.  Slip a banana peel under this week's Strip.  Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on ...

Paul and Alex have primed their canvas for the foreseeable forever and the first stroke of the brush...is Skatezard, the coolest freakin lizard around. He's covered in purple, seafoam, and pink, and he wants to teach you about life. Bonus: An extremely caffeinated Sarah Morgan Ashey wanders through the podcast.  Shred to this week's strip Here.   Follow the Podcast on Twitter  or  Instagram Follow...

Time. Hah!! Flat circle or not, we've rejoined Garfield in the air. Well, on the runway anyway. This week the 'Field brought Paul and Alex back to the beginning of our journey together so we could contemplate time, flight, the healing power of Enya, Sky Church, and the talismanic nature of the barf bag. The 'Field has chosen this week as our milestone. So...fuck it this is episode 100.  Skip heart...

What the hell is that thing in the window? What in the actual HELL is that DEMON thing in the window. Well...whatever it is, it's there. And you've gotta deal with it. This week Paul and Alex are talking new dimensions, transforming faces, and brain pathways. Also, there's just sauce everywhere.  Time travel to this week's strip Here.   Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul...

Old 97! It was, well, sort of a wild week. Wild enough for Paul and Alex to get politically adjacent with some talk about the Comicoup, but not wild enough to stop them from talking about high speed cat anuses, exploding lens flared dolphins, the noise Monday makes when you suckle it, and Karmically balanced shoe laces. The Field asks us to search for the relevance in our friends' seemingly inane...

What sort of power are you absorbing, and what are you doing with it? Have you maybe not tried some power cause you thinks it's weird? Maybe you'd like having Emu strength. Perhaps the call of the sparrow is the call for you. This week Paul and Alex try a bite of something new, meet a cadre of new Batman villians, and chill in an extremely relaxed Fieldian color pallette. Have a bite.  Time travel...

It is time once again, dear friends, to journey back to the Arbuckle farm for Christmas. This year we're joined by the inimitable Adam H. Phillips (Childz Play) as we discuss our own holiday traditions, Arbuckle trumpet lips, arboreal hubris, sucker punching city slickers, and how Garfield saves Christmas by returning steamy letters to a horny agent of chaos. Will you be entombed in the past by yo...

There are moments, not always huge ones, where you are just going to do what you have to. Not moments where you need to step up, but moments when your very nature simply takes over. Moments that are indelible across all space and time. Sometimes we are all beautifully inevitable. This week's lessons include 4 wheeler mysticism, buffet intimidation, the blue collar commandments, and the true purpos...

We're our own bosses!! That's right, this week Paul and Alex embrace the power of controlling themselves and their movement through the Universe! Along the way they learn the sounds of the days of the week, meet some lesser known phone AIs, and fight wildlife with hatchets. Invictus!! Time Travel to this week's strip Here .  Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagr...

Tis the season of much conflict. Fa la la la la, la la la *SMACK*. That's right. This week's episode is all about weather or not it's worth getting into it. Do you need to fight with your family, that guy in the bar, yourself? Take a second and see if the thing you're  fighting with is actually your own butt. Also, Paul makes the greatest pun ever.  Time travel to This Week's Strip !  Follow the P...

No. Nothing's wrong with your download, we absolutely did a six minute non sequitur to start the show. Then, as is the habit, that conversation bleeds into just a blistering storm of hot political takes, some demonic interference, the use of conversational and cultural templates in every day exchanges, the giving spirit, Paul's anti cat tree shopping, the literal birds and bees, plus the usual non...

This week Paul and Alex solve the matrix with cat orgasms. That's right. That's what that sentence said. We get into Benford's Law and Twisted Minds before consulting the field. Using a strip from 2016, Paul and Alex talk about the shift from being awestruck to bored of the formerly awesome to awestruck by being bored of the formerly awesome and so on and so forth. Also, we talk about robot's bust...

It's been a big ol long long of a big. We're taking a break to recharge our mystic batteries, but we'll be back next week with the 'Field and all of our friends. Lasagnaste´.    Find us on Twitter or Instagram: @ralexmurray, @pasheypashey, @mysticlasagna Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, check out  https://www.missingsocknetwork.com/  or s...

Welp. We're this side of something. So, Paul and Alex take the chillest bike ride ever, contemplate capturing demons for personal use, then commune with the 'Field. This week we head to the Fieldspace for a lesson in messing with things that are larger and more complicated than you are. It's not always easy to figure out, say, a demon's motives. So, careful he doesn't hilariously smash you over a...

It's Alive!!!!!  Welcome, Noodle Belts, to Missing Sock. It's a podcast Network for Explorers and Friends. Paul and Alex tell you all about our new Network and the Patreon page in this short Interlude. We also make some Power Rangers jokes. So, it's worth a listen even if you can't donate. Really, we just want to say "Thank You!" We Love making this show. We Love making our other show, and the fac...

Boo. It's Halloweentimes and we're taking our annual trip with the Orange one to an extremely haunted island. This year we talk about the halloween magic that makes Garfield huge, weather or not this is the Pirates of the Carribbean source material, costume CHAOS magic, and we get a visit from the actual spirit of Halloween. Also, Sarah is here!  For Advanced Viewing!  https://www.youtube.com/watc...

Man. Our mess is all stuck together. We've been disrespecting our toys, friends. So, the 'Field makes sure we talk about it. On the way we enjoy the Egyptian Pantheon Family Circus, a prepubescent billiards shark, and multi dimensional toolboxes. Lasagnaste.  https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1989/06/21

We all float down here. Cause down here is a lazy ass river, and we'll get to the point eventually. This week, while stuck in John Arbuckle's khaki hell, Paul and Alex take on a 12 year old banking crisis, start a store for penitent dads, and let the laziest of rivers steer them toward the acceptance of beautiful memories. Hell yea. Experiences. Remember those? Lasagnaste´.  https://www.gocomics.c...

Let's get Chakradical. This week Paul and Alex are stayin Zen. John Arbuckle is not. After a few words on prophecy seeding, the Beast and the Seeker commune with the Field to talk about Maintenance and Zen. This is a nice chill one folks. Dip some cookies in some icing and snuggle deep down in those layers.  https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2002/04/16

Are you dreaming? Have you ever been awake? Are you a robot? Are you a robot's dream? Are we all Garfield's dream? Let go and float through this episode, Friends. Paul and Alex are fully riding the 'Field's ether this week, and the results are, like the best dreams, profoundly simple and endlessly puzzling. Lasagnaste´.  https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2015/07/21 Donate to the Louisville Bail Fu...

Shameless SEO title aside (it's pretty f*&kin shameless), we've cooked up a heady casserole for you this week. Paul and Alex are joined by "Cthulhu in the Deep South" author and good friend Kirk Battle. We talk about the cultural and cosmic repercussions of Garfield in video games, the value of two thousand year old rituals, and in home holo preachers. Then we commune with the 'Field for a discuss...

Total. Situational. Awareness.  This week we're settling into our surroundings. Those surroundings may be non euclidian. They may have been infiltrated by interplanar blankets. They may be the saddest bedroom ever. We know where we are and what we can do. What we can do is start flashing and smashing some taints. That's what we can do.  https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1989/11/23    

PAY ATTENTION TO US!!!!!  This week Paul and Alex discuss how much can go wrong when you aren't paying attention. Well, mostly we make fun of ourselves for making the high school equivalents of prison wine and trying to get a class full of students hammered with nine ounces of cheap gin. This week we are going to pay attention to our furry children (any responsibility) and make sure they don't get...

Just a couple a real New Yokas talkin about what they dunk deya donuts in.  Y'all. We are drunk, our brains are mush, and we are hurtling through the universe at the speed of destiny. This one is fast and loose and somehow razor sharp at the same time. Things are changing. Things are happening. Ukuleles are raining down from the sky. Someone lend me a golf club. We are all here together witnessing...