Mystic Lasagna

Intent!! Do ya have it? Also, stop asking tired people to carry society forward. They're tired.  Direct the energy of this week's strip Here.   Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on  Twitter  or  Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, check out  https://www.missingsocknetwork.com/...

Addiction vs. Responsibility. That's pretty much it, that and how Garfield drives a car. And also killing bears and drinking games. This is a ride, y'all. Mostly, Paul and Alex are chatting about the moment that a responsibility or a pleasure begins to demand your fealty and what to do about it.  Take care of this week's strip Here.   Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul o...

Sometimes, when the Cosmic Diner tries to limit your options you gotta go off menu. Paul and Alex are both returned from their respective mountains and we have perhaps the most Epic Field Sighting ever.  Find something new to do with this week's strip Here.   Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on  Twitter  or  Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Mem...

Paul is full of home run power and the world is dropping apples on our heads. It's pretty straight forward this week, friends. It's time to chill out.  Accept this week for what it is Here.   Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on  Twitter  or  Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one...

Are you in the flow?? Or are you about to get pulled over by the Karma police? Paul and Alex talk traffic tickets of the real and metaphorical variety.  Flash your lights at this week's strip Here.  Follow the Podcast on Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on  Twitter  or  Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like th...

Here we are, at the center of everything, down the rabbit hole, and looking around. Ain't Life grand?? Join Paul and Alex beneath the tree of life to discuss martyrdom, colonialism, and the colors of the wind.  Nail yourself to this week's Strip Here.   Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on  Twitter  or  Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of...

This week Paul and Alex are joined by Energy Healer, Standup Comedian, and Podcaster Katie Rubin! We talk to Katie about growing up as an only child in Florida with no one to spiritually guide her but Dave Barry and, you guessed it, the Orange One. Then the 'Field serves us up a truly beautiful strip about stillness and acceptance.  Wait for this week's strip Here. Get more of Katie at KatieRubin....

Take a hit of this dank ass bear. This week we're talking about private time with the Universe and lickin meteors.  Spark up this week's strip Here.   Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on  Twitter  or  Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, check out  https://www.missingsocknetwo...

We're talkin wizard robes today, friends. We're talking changing your reality and other realities and makin it friggin fashion.  Try on this week's strip Here.   Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on  Twitter  or  Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, check out  https://www.missi...

What's holding you back? What's it holding you from? Is it a lack of slang terms or the knowledge that all plants are rock stars? Join Paul and Alex for an ULTRA COOL episode.  Get Jiggy with this week's strip Here.  Plant Music That List of Slang Terms we referenced a bunch.  Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on  Twitter  or  Instagram Mysti...

Do you really think you know how the Universe is supposed to function??? Perhaps it's time to get out from between the layers and glimpse life outside the pan. Be present with this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on  Twitter  or  Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like t...

Oh, you lucky pocket monsters, who have but to look around to see evidence of your final form. Happy Monday, nerds!! Paul and Alex are trying to evolve and the tubby oracle just keeps talking smack. You ever want to know what Cher and Squirtle have in common? Well, yea, they get everyone wet, but there's more! Come hop in our fish bowl and contemplate the Universe with us!  Swim in this week's str...

Oh! My! God! He's going off the top rope!!!! This week Paul and Alex are going for the lasagna tap out. It's an extremely high octane episode of podsportstainment with discussions on the most professional wrestling, the legacy of Eleanor Roosevelt, fantastically pierced royal butt holes, and sandwich theory. There's no way this episode ends in submission.  Body slam this week's strip Here .  Follo...

We're overwhelmed. Sometimes the Field comes at you relentlessly and the only thing to do is remember that the same thing is happening to everyone...sometimes...maybe?!?!?!? Things are rough, y'all.  Let this week's strip overwhelm you Here. Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on  Twitter  or  Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing...

Stand on your chair and scream at the Universe. This week it's lip glamours, backwards hat camouflage, shaking hands with strangers, and confronting new feelings. Paul and Alex are just summer camp counselors... to the Universe! Make an impassioned speech to this week's strip Here.  Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on  Twitter  or  Instagram...

Oh sick, bro! You score that sweet spider internship? Aces. Now you just have to worry about surviving Ashton's butterfly wings, Vaccinated wieners, and Buttermilf wings. Bro, if you see W ask him what it's like to start a war cause you're bored and you wanna impress your dad. F*&kin sick internship, bro. So jealous.  Go get cocaine and hookers for this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast on Twi...

Paul and Alex are back together in the soundscape, and it's... well... kind of weird. After your boys settle into these unfamiliar surroundings and get the dog under control they discuss time travel and prognostication before joining Garfield in some serious complaining about that ol devil portal The Television!! Also, some very special politicians stop by, and Mystic Lasagna has an exclusive on t...

Put on your dopest robes and let us prepare a feast. This week Paul and Alex are talkin sky powers, ceremonial garb, and throwback toy/car crossovers.  Suit up with this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on  Twitter  or  Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, ch...

Happy Eoster! Zombie saviors are out for revenge, Elvis is mad about his seating on an airplane, and Odie is king of the baggage compartment. This week Paul and Alex are talking about periods of transition and the creation of a new class of dick heads. Nextpats.  Fart on some elitists in This Week's Strip.  Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex o...

Strap in. Hands and arms inside the podcast. This one might get messy. Paul and Alex have conjured up a potent strip this week, and they're talking Nermal, risk, and destiny. What would you risk for the sweetest thrills in life? Also, 90's in home laser tag is much discussed.  Make your choice in this week's strip Here.  Follow the Podcast on Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram  ...

Whoops! Crappy Yadnom, friends. Paul and Alex start out this week's episode a little backwards. They talk Ninja Turtles cameos and gnocchi volleyball before communing with the 'Field for a conversation about sainthood, spare cheese, and being a friggin sheeple.  Snake fart on this week's strip Here.  Follow the Podcast on Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram   Follow Alex on  Twitt...

Ok. Let's get serious for a minute. How was y'all's time traveling? We need to use the poop hole please. This week Paul and Alex are extremely dialed in to the Field as they discuss recent temporal shifts, historically significant Ratatouille situations, and the tendency to push others away before we give them a chance to Love us. Also, they make the worst joke that's ever been made. Then they mak...

Ok. Let's do some chakra shifting. This week Paul and Alex get right into it, then they stay in it. This might be the most obviously far out strip we've ever summoned, and it leads to discussions about lucid dreamscape body swapping, Tommy Tutone's skincare line, and dropping your happy bare ass into a pan of noodles.  Sit in this week's strip Here.  Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram F...

Well...Paul and Alex are a lil punchy this week. After starting off as a drive time traffic report, for absolutely no reason, they look around the room and end up talking about food mascots and the Greco Roman pantheons before diving into this week's strip. It's a big fat Sunday jam, and while the boys don't really know where the giant metal tube was taking them, they definitely felt vital by the...

How do you measure up?!?! And are you concentrating on the measuring? This week Paul and Alex take a look at various physical and metaphorical scales, smell some women, confront plant fertilizer on a physical and emotional level, and attempt to transform. Eyes on the prize, friends.  Compare yourself to this week's Strip.  Follow the Podcast on  Twitter  or  Instagram Follow the Paul on  Instagram...