My Smart Speaker is Haunted!

Still reeling from last episode's bombshell? There's another one incoming. Plus the most amount of clips we've ever put in an episode! Strap in for a sneak peek at the future. Make sure to hit subscribe and follow on your podcast app, plus on the socials for updates:- https://instagram.com/myhauntedspeaker https://bsky.app/profile/hauntedspeakerpod.bsky.social Thanks for being with us pals - Josep...

Episode 37 = crescendo. It's part three of the drama at the disco, as something unspeakable happens at Selby's premier gathering. Plus there's questionable bus etiquette, acoustic dancing and Tex is suffering with a cold. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things are getting sticky as we return to the dancefloor at the disco grooves party - plus red twine, tat shopping and our favourite radio presenter is back (not you, sorry Begs) This is part two of our disco special - hit subscribe to get the final installment straight to your phone when it's released! Will Hetty thwart dastardly Ross's scheme? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

Don your grooviest outfits, we're at a disco party! All the great and the good are there mingling, plus there's a mysterious rendezvous at the Cost Benefit Patio and somebody's having night visions. This is part one of a three part epic, so be sure to hit subscribe for the latest episode straight to your device. Remember sharing is caring! Tell a friend, bring them into the fold. We're @myhaunteds...

brenda_from_bristol.gif Yes, we're back and on track! Fashionable face coverings, unexpected deliveries and the return of the musical doorbell are all a tap away. Also, Begley's feeling vindicated after the stick for last week's late episode - there's an even bigger scandal involving another one of the gang on this one. Instagram? @myhauntedspeaker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

We're back! Get your ears round this episode as the pod returns with scattered platters, more tour and your favourite bedtime storytime show. The Serendipity Hotel is taking bookings now! Tell a friend, share the love! And yes this is a week late and we all know who to blame for that (or you will when you press play). Apologies all round. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

Clips! Glorious clips! Take a shot every time one of the gang or the speaker say "Selby" this week and you'll be legless by the second act. We take a guided tour of a local landmark, Joseph has his own tour of the area and we're all invited to a fun day out. And yes, there's a few swears. Follow us on insta: @myhauntedspeaker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a marathon of more unprompted murmurings! Tex, Wil and Joseph return to untangle the web - and this week two of our favourite recurring characters are acting suspiciously (despite their best efforts), we've a game of Jenga with a difference and the Mattress Universe™ equivalent of a meet cute occurs. Rate, review, subscribe, tell a friend - and drop us a follow for more. We're @myhauntedspeak...

The rumours are true - this episode's full of more unprompted clips from a haunted smart speaker. This week we experience a KIDNAP plot, a spinning hat and an unexpected glut of olives. And what is everyone's favourite private investigator up to now?! And apologies, the speaker's sweary in this one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Watch out, there's clips about! Why is our favourite private investigator hiding in a bush? Which character has the hots for an apple thief? And who has mislaid the TV remote? Tell a friend, share the love! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready, as the gang (and you) return for more unprompted clips from the realm of the haunted smart speaker. This time: be prepared for a trip to the nail salon, a seafood based side quest and an out of season sexy Santa suit. Leave a comment! Follow us on the socials! Tell a friend! We love you for all the above. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Clips upon clips upon clips. Intrigue abounds as we travel back to the turn of the millennium with mysterious food vendors, signed feet pics and a young star in the making. Write us a lovely review or leave a comment, we like that kind of thing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More unprompted smart speaker musings? You betcha. Uncle Horton is top of the plots as a mystery man darkens his door, an upsetting email is received and we meet a psychic with a difference. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bunting! Street parties! Warring retailers! It's a mattress retrospective as we wear our finest hats to celebrate the podcast's silver jubilee. Take a listen back to some favourite clips, plus a recap of the story so far in a special episode. This episode comes with a potty mouth* swear warning (*Tex) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buongiorno! Tex is going through a break-up, PC Parsons is a man on a mission and there's strange things being thrown in rivers. We want you... to tell us your favourite clips from the past year of episodes as we celebrate with a silver jubilee special for #025. Get in touch http://instagram.com/myhauntedspeaker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Settle in for a dramatic episode in the Mattress Universe™! There's potential corporate espionage underway, some misdelivered holiday chocolates and Tom's bursting into rooms when you least expect it, as Tex, Wil and Joseph present more clips from the haunted smart speaker. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Haunted happenings! A bumper number of new unprompted smart speaker clips this episode as we're formally introduced to Aunt Patricia, Sympathy Sinitta celebrates her birthday and there's ESPIONAGE involving secret documents and wide brimmed hats. Warning: the smart speaker uses some fruity language Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More unprompted smart speaker clips? You betcha! This week there's a BLAZING ROW between two characters, an INVASION of winged creatures and we finally find out who Bed Linens Weekly readers are LUSTING after. No surprises really. Take cover! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back for more clips and nonsense! If you're baffled by your smart speaker's voice recently changing, rest assured Tex and Wil's is even weirder. We all know that every good soap opera has its own conveniently placed café - and the Mattress Universe finally gains its own. And does anyone know where we can find a copy of Dr Doolittle on DVD? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

Happy New Year! As we take down our taffeta decorations and look to the year ahead, we learn more about the beginning of Horton's business empire and discover a whole Selby broadcasting district we never knew existed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Yuletide! Happy Holidays! Festive Greetings! It's the Christmas special, which means Tex, Wil and Joseph have donned their cracker hats and sifted through the archive to bring you a bumper mix of all the times the smart speaker has uttered anything vaguely festive. Thanks for listening this year and embracing us, means a lot x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's back to the future (present) with this week's smart speaker outbursts. There's DRAMA in the court room, LAUGHTER at a new theme park and CONFUSION over mysteriously appearing gourds. Tell a friend, share the love! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After last week's unexpected foray into the past, Wil presents us with more smart speaker nonsense as we trace the history of the Sloane-Ketterings. Plus we meet an immigrant shaking up the Selby cultural scene. Tex declares his love for himself and Joseph's only half paying attention after Episode 15's catfishing. And some of the audio is really CRISP! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

We've donned our finest clothes for this season's hottest event: the Mattress Awards! Will we bump into Bed Linens Weekly's star reporter Vicky on the turquoise carpet? Will the swimwear portion overshadow the court case? And how will Tom and Horton cope being in the same room as each other? All this and more with Tex & Wil's next batch of nonsense clips from their haunted smart speaker (and J...

We hope you've brought your compulsory catering contribution - we're off to Hengistbury this episode. Plus we find out about Bridget's childhood trauma and there's a surprise celebrity guest at the Mattress Awards. More unprompted smart speaker clips, more mattress chat, more questionable references. Share the love and tell your friends about us. Follow us on the socials @myhauntedspeaker Hosted o...