My Smart Speaker is Haunted!

Is your smart speaker haunted? Tex & Wil have been plagued by their possessed smart speaker blurting out random nonsense for several years, entirely unprovoked, and captured on a sleep recorder app in the dead of night. What started as some obscure silly sound bites seems to have evolved into a full story in an artificially intelligent world. Join them and their friend, amateur sleuth Joseph B...

Episode 13, complete with 13 clips and released on the 13th of the month? We'd love to claim we planned it, but it all just fell into place... Prepare yourself as Uncle Horton starts to get suspicious, there's an invasion of crickets and we finally learn what "we don't talk about Sarah" did to upset everyone. Oh, and a very very heavy flapjack. Tasty! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

Another week, and more uninitiated clips from the smart spea... Attention! Would one of the mattress selling team please come to the management office immediately... Plus, there's ugly gifts being dished out and will Tom pull through? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's another episode of unprompted musings from Tex and Wil's smart speaker! This week, the search for Uncle Horton intensifies, Joseph desperately hopes for an update on Tom the Mattress Man's condition and we learn about the market for novelty napkin rings. Also, warning: there must have been something in the water the day we recorded this, judging by the number of lines that are unnecessarily s...

We're back with more smart speaker nonsense! Feel like you're floating through life with no meaning? It's time for the overhaul you need with a set of new rules to live by. Tom's getting into altercations and trigger warning: this episode comes with great peril for one character Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MISSING: one document wallet full of official homeware secrets. Please return to Tom the Mattress Man if found. Reward: one taffeta bed runner This week Joseph, Tex and Wil learn more about the ongoing court case, Bridget's hunt for Uncle Horton continues and Delia's been busy baking Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tex and Wil are back with more clips from their haunted smart speaker! Joseph's getting ever more frustrated as one foodstuff takes over the show - and there's developments as threads start to be connected. Reckon you could sprint in corduroy plimsoles? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's light reading (bedtime reading?) from Bed Linens Weekly to get to and some surprising new lines are drawn between characters on the Mattress Universe family tree Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a solemn start, as we're invited to the funeral of a recently departed friend. We also meet Gibson, mattress seller extraordinaire, and the oat powder's starting to pile up everywhere (bit of a nuisance, actually) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a shock plot twist in the mattress universe, as the war of the competing retailers "hots up". Plus poisoned fig rolls and a death - but are the two connected? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the No 1 mattress based podcast, despite what you might hear in the biased media. My friends grow in number - as we meet Uncle Horton, Neil Parsons and Mademoiselle Mixed Copper-Alloy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in the Mattress Universe with more from Tex and Wil's haunted smart speaker. There's only one question on everyone's mind - why do you have a big brunette Bridget on your website? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back for more already? This week there's a jelly bean controversy, Tex starts an email exchange with a Spanish band and a concerning delivery is made by Tom the Mattress Man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's full steam ahead as Joseph is introduced to Tex and Wil's possessed smart speaker for the first time. Captured on a sleep recorder in the middle of the night, we listen back to the absurd sound bites our Smart Speaker has come out with, entirely unprovoked and entirely silly. Who is Tom the Mattress Man? Who's taking a boat to Cherbourg? And who wants this quiche? Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...