My Partner Has No Taste - A Comedy Movie Podcast

In this week’s episode, Rich has chosen to subject his wife to the stupidest action movie of all time: 1985’s Commando! Will it lead Carly to hate men even more than she already does? Will it encourage Rich to stop being such a goddamn slob and get back to the gym? And just why is this is movie so gay?? Find out the forty-seventh gun-toting episode of MPHNT! IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

In this week’s episode, poor Rich is forced to endure one of Carly’s all-time favourites: The Lord of the Rings (the second one, with the walking trees). Will Carly’s lusting over Aragorn be the thing that finally breaks their marriage? Will Rich’s love of bad wigs and dodgy English accents be enough to get him through? Find out in the forty-sixth epic episode of MPHNT! IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste  

Carly and Rich took a trip to the cinema this week, to watch A24 horror hit, Backrooms. Will Carly be able to give a succinct synopsis, or will it be as endless and confusing as the backrooms themselves? Will Rich conclude that he’d be happier living in the backrooms, away from the constant chatter of other people? And just what the hell would backroom copies of Carly and Rich look like??  Find ou...

Following the results of a listener poll, in today’s episode, Carly is forced to watch 1987 splatter cult classic, Bad Taste!  Just how much will Carly detest the listeners who forced her to sit through this film? And how much more will she hate her husband for owning it on DVD?? Find out in the forty-fifth tasteless episode of MPHNT! And you can watch 'HER LOVE', Rich’s award-winning horror-comed...

To celebrate the release of The Devil Wears Prada 2, Carly forces Rich to watch the original!  Will Rich gain a newfound appreciation for designer fashion, or will he continue to spend his days wearing rags and hand-me-downs? Will Carly convince him that bullying in the workplace is acceptable when the bully has amazing hair and a Marc Jacobs handbag?  Find out in the forty-fourth overpriced episo...

It should have been Carly’s film pick this week, but because this podcast is a shambles, your hosts forgot and Rich picked the film.  Ironically, he picked a film about memory loss: 2004’s sci-fi romance, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.  Will Carly remember why she hated this film the first time she saw it? Will Rich remember to put the toilet seat down? And will you, dear listener, remembe...

Well, here we are: one whole year of My Partner Has No Taste!  Join Carly and Rich as they drink cheap Prosecco and look back over twelve months of ramshackle content.  To all the regular listeners who have joined them on this “journey” so far, thank you, you beauties! To anyone new, you picked the wrong episode to jump in… Big thank you to die-hard fans: Jen, Chantelle, Emily, Siobhan, Oscar, Dav...

It’s Rich’s film pick this week, which means Carly has to suffer through male-centric sci-fi fever dream, The Fifth Element. Will Carly be able to get past the weirdly sexualised goo-goo ga-ga voice? Will Rich admit that Chris Tucker’s performance is a work of genius? Find out in the forty-first “big ba-da boom” episode of MPHNT! Subscribe and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypar...

Well, here we are: episode 40! And what better way to celebrate this milestone than by watching a film about how great capitalism is!  Will Rich be horrified by the consumerist wed-dream that is Pretty Woman? Will Carly wish she was married to a blank-faced man with a limousine and a private jet? And just what did go on between Richard Gere and that gerbil?? Find out the answers to these questions...

Pour yourself a White Russian, stick on some Creedence, and polish your bowling ball, because in this episode, Rich is making Carly watch The Big Lebowski. Will Carly be as happy as a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever, or will she come away as grumpy as a German nihilist? Will Rich be able to convince her that dressing gowns and cargo are a good look? Find out in the thirty-ninth far-out episode of M...

In this week’s episode, Carly has chosen a film by her favourite director, Ronald Einstein! Will Rich holler and cheer along with his wife as LA goes down in flames, or will he wish he was watching a film with less neutrinos in it? Find out in the thirty-eight destructive episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

In this week’s episode, it’s Carly’s worst nightmare — watching a James Bond film! Will her preconception that Bond movies are misogynistic crap about a sleazy old man preying on young women be proved correct? Will she even be able to get past the use of the word p**sy in the title?? Find out in the thirty-seventh shaken (not stirred) episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their...

It’s Carly’s film pick this week, which means Rich has to watch every thirty-year-old woman’s favourite film, Mean Girls. Will Rich feel like he’s been personally victimised by Regina George? Will it bring Carly back to her high school days of shopping and writing Burn Books? Find out in the thirty-fifth fetch episode of MPHTN. You go, Glen Coco! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marri...

In this week’s episode, it’s Carly’s worst nightmare: a film about sweaty men blowing up trucks and forcing women to breed!  Will Rich be able to convince her that behind the mayhem, Mad Max: Fury Road is actually a deeply feminist piece? Will Carly’s theory that this film takes place in the same universe as Disney-Pixar’s Cars hold water? Find out in the thirty-fifth gas-guzzling episode of MPHNT...

Unfortunately Carly and Rich were unable to watch this week’s scheduled film in time — but because they love you, they still managed to record an episode so you didn’t miss them! So barricade the doors, cover yourself in iodine, and enjoy their review of a film that’s currently in cinemas, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple.  Will Carly resent Rich for taking her to see such a gratuitous, violent mov...

This week, Carly has decided to inflict her favourite film genre on Rich: a ‘90s domestic thriller about a psychotic bitch stalking a family of yuppies! Will it make Carly want to breastfeed a stranger’s baby? Will it make Rich want to be a baby? Find out in the thirty-fourth baby-stealing episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

It’s Rich’s film pick week, which means poor Carly has to watch slasher classic, Candyman. Will she be able to fancy Tony Todd, even though he’s full of bees? Will Rich be able to convince her that the film is a thoughtful social commentary, despite all the bloody bees?? Find out in the thirty-third beetastic episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerha...

Carly and Rich mix things up this week by taking a trip to the cinema to watch The Housemaid (Carly’s pick, obviously).  Will Rich be able to enjoy the sight of Sydney Sweeney naked, knowing she’s a registered Republican? Will Carly get any ideas for how to exact bloody revenge on Rich if he lets her down as a husband? Find out in the thirty-second tooth-tugging episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a...

MERRY CHRISTMAS, DEAR LISTENER! To get into the festive spirit, Carly forces Rich to watch a film he’s managed to avoid for over two decades: 2003 Christmas romcom, Love Actually. Will Rich’s grinchy heart swell in size, or will he vomit mince pie all over himself? Will Carly be able to defend the rampant sexism and aggressive fat-shaming of this supposed classic? Find out in the thirty-first love...

‘Tis the season… for shooting bad guys! In this week’s Christmastastic episode, Rich finally gets Carly to watch one of his favourite holiday movies, 1988’s Die Hard.  Will Carly feel the festive cheer that only a wave of bullets and bloodshed can provide? Will Rich concede that The Muppet Christmas Carol is possibly a more Christmassy film? And which one of them can do a better impression of Bruc...

In this week’s episode, Carly forces Rich to confront the trauma of his Catholic upbringing by making him watch 1998 Biblical animated epic, The Prince of Egypt.  Will Rich find his way back to God? Will Carly’s disturbing obsession with the plagues of Egypt finally tear their marriage apart? Find out in the twenty-ninth slave-freeing episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their...

After suffering through Billy Madison in last week’s episode, Rich decides it’s high time Carly watched a good Adam Sandler film.  Will Carly be able to see past the lack of silly voices and fart jokes in 2002’s arthouse comedy-drama Punch-Drunk Love... or will she wish she was watching Happy Gilmore 2? Find out in the twenty-eighth coupon-collecting episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rati...

Here it is! After several episodes of teasing/threatening it, Carly finally gets Rich to watch an Adam Sandler movie!  What on earth will poor Rich make of 1995’s Billy Madison? Will Carly convince him of The Sandman’s genius, or will Rich claw his own eyes out in despair? Find out in the twenty-seventh stupid-voiced episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @myp...

‘Tis the spookiest day of the year, when the veil between the living and the dead is cobweb thin! It’s also the day when Rich watches 1978 horror classic, Halloween… And this year, Carly must join him. Will she be scared out of her wits, or will she use it as an excuse to have a lovely nap? Will Rich get over his trauma of not being allowed to go trick-or-treating as a child? And will they ever be...

It’s that time of the year, when the nights are drawing in, the leaves are turning brown, and Carly watches 1998 romantic fantasy, Practical Magic! And now, after several autumns of pushing for it, she finally gets Rich to watch it with her...    Will Rich fall under its nineties spell? Will Carly put a hex on him if he doesn’t? Find out in the twenty-fifth practically magical episode of MPHNT!  ...