My Partner Has No Taste - A Comedy Movie Podcast

Poor Carly and Rich have been struck down with Covid! Despite this, they still managed to sit down and record a podcast for you ingrates.  Because Carly hated The Shining so much in Episode 22, in this week’s episode, Rich makes her watch the sequel: 2019’s Dr Sleep. Will Carly want to “redrum” her wretched husband? Will Rich regret putting on a three-hour long film when they’re both delirious wit...

In this week’s episode, Carly Two-Tits gets Ricky No-Eyes to watch Martin Scorsese's 1990 gangster classic, Goodfellas. Will Ricky make it through the whole movie without a bowl of pasta? Will Two-Tits have him whacked if he doesn’t like it? Find out in the twenty-third ball-bustin’ episode of MPHNT!   Follow us (or have a chat) on IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

In this week’s shamelessly drunken episode, Rich finally forces Carly to watch horror classic, The Shining!  Will Carly be able to get past her intense hatred of ‘70s decor? Will a work-play imbalance make Rich a dull boy? And did Kubrick really fake the moon landing?? Find out in the twenty-second axe-wielding episode of MPHNT! Rate and subscribe to save our marriage  Follow us (or have a chat) o...

After a two-week hiatus, Carly and Rich are back! In this week’s episode, it’s Carly’s turn to defend the indefensible, with 2015’s found-footage horror, JeruZalem. What is it that she loves so much about this hokey junk, in which a gate to hell opens underneath The Holy City? Will Rich be able to get past the most ludicrous oral sex scenes in cinema history? And is “Jerusalem Madness” a real thin...

We did it — twenty episodes, baby! To celebrate this monumental occasion, Carly and Rich give you the first of two special episodes: HERE ME OUT, in which they attempt to defend the indefensible.  In this episode, Rich forces Carly to watch 1999 critical and commercial failure, Wild Wild West. Will Carly see it as the misunderstood masterpiece Rich is so adamant it is? Will Rich be able to convinc...

Carly and Rich didn’t have time to sit down and watch a film this week, so in this episode they decided to challenge each other to a movie quiz. Who will come out victorious? Who will shame themselves? The winner gets head! Play along at home and win nothing.

What could be freakier than forcing a 35-year-old man to watch Freaky Friday for the first time? Will Rich finally see the light and become a Lohan convert? Will he and Carly swap bodies, leading to hilarious fish-out-of-water hijinks? Who cares, Rich is drunk while typing this episode description and has given up… Find out in the nineteenth freaky episode of MPHNT!

Summer in the UK has been way too hot this year… So what better time to watch a film about the sun dying!! In this week’s episode, Rich forces Carly to watch underappreciated 2007 sci-fi thriller, Sunshine. Will Carly be able to get over her aversion to our closest star’s cruel rays? Will Rich have a full-blown existential crisis after realising we’re just insignificant specks in a hostile, godles...

Poor Carly and Rich. They ate a massive meal, drank too much wine, then remembered they were meant to record a podcast. So in today’s episode, your bloated, flatulent hosts sit down to watch Step Up (Carly’s choice obviously). Will her lusting after Channing Tatum be the kindling that finally burns their marriage to the ground? Will Rich make it to the end of the episode without soiling himself be...

Carly almost made it to forty without watching a Star Wars film… Unfortunately for her, Rich wasn’t going to let that happen! In this episode, she is forced to watch Episode V. Will she become a nerd-ass Star Wars convert? Will Rich be able to get over his hatred of the special editions’ ghastly mid-noughties CGI? Find out in the sixteenth rebellious episode of MPHNT you will, hmmm.

In this episode Carly and Rich mix things up a bit, by reviewing a film that’s currently in cinemas (and not just so they can claim the cinema tickets back on tax!) Will Carly manage to get the title of the film right? Will Rich learn a thing or two about Jurassic history from his nerd-ass wife? Find out in the fifteenth tax-deductible episode of MPHNT!

Carly pulls out the big guns! In this episode Rich is forced to watch 2006 Lindsay Lohan vehicle, Just My Luck. Will Rich feel like a lucky Lohan, or a cursed Chris Pine? Will Carly finally be able to admit that maybe Lindsay’s films aren’t actually that good…? And what the hell are McFly doing in this film?!! Find out in the fourteenth critically-panned episode of MPHNT!

Grab your whips, tilt your fedoras and strap into your mine cart, because in this episode Rich finally gets Carly to watch one of his favourite childhood movies, 1984’s deeply problematic Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom. Will Carly be able to look past the overt racism and rampant misogyny to see the masterpiece buried underneath? Or will she simply think her husband is a racist, misogynist...

For the first time on the podcast, Carly and Rich watch a film that neither of them picked! In this week’s episode, they review a film suggested by a listener: 2022’s Bullet Train. Will they love it, or will they be united in seething hatred? Find out in this very special episode of MPHNT/My Partner Has A Great Vagina.   If you'd like Carly and Rich to let you know if you have any taste, suggest a...

Determined to get revenge on Rich for making her watch Mulholland Drive, Carly retaliates with a strategic strike from the heart of her teenage DVD collection: Clueless. Will Rich survive the pastel outfits, gigantic mobile phones, and Paul Rudd’s ageless face? Will Carly finally convert him to the Church of Cher Horowitz? Find out in the eleventh incestuous episode of MPHNT! It’s the bomb!

This week, Carly is forced to navigate the baffling dreamscape of David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive, courtesy of Rich and his love of “vibes over clarity.” Will Carly embrace the mystery, or just demand a plot that makes sense? Will Rich finally admit he doesn’t fully understand it? Find out in the tenth identity-crisis-inducing episode of MPHNT!

Carly wants to watch Avatar… which means Rich has to watch Avatar. Will he finally reassess it and see the masterpiece Carly insists it is? Or will he double-down on his opinion that it’s a load of namby-pamby hogwash about smelly blue hippies dancing around a tree? Find out in the ninth unobtainable episode of MPHNT!

Say whaaaat?? That’s right, it’s a bonus episode!  In this surprise mini-ep, Carly discovers cinema tickets are tax-deductible and promptly drags Rich to see Final Destination 6 (yes, they made another one). Join them for a spoiler-filled horror movie review full of franchise nostalgia, absurd death scenes, and marital bickering. Is the Final Destination series still delivering the goods? Is Death...

In this week’s episode, Rich gets Carly to watch 2024 female-led body-horror, The Substance. Will Carly finally concede that women are just as bloodthirsty as men? Will Rich’s beady little eyes be opened to the female experience? Find out in the eighth prawn-slurping episode of MPHNT! Directed by Coralie Fargeat Starring Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley & Dennis Quaid Horror/Drama | 2024 | Mubi #f...

Sick of Rich’s violent gorefests, Carly decides it’s time for something truly wholesome… heartwarming musical classic, The Sound of Music! Will Rich be able to get past his aversion to musicals? Will Carly’s relentless lusting over Captain Von Trapp finally destroy their marriage? Find out in the seventh all-singing, all-dancing episode of MPHNT!

To help Carly get over her aversion to gore, Rich makes her sit down and watch ‘80s splatter classic ‘Hellraiser’! Will she gain a newfound appreciation for blood and guts, or will she regret marrying such a sicko? Find out in the sixth kinky episode of MPHNT!

What better way for Carly to get Rich to open up about his Catholic upbringing than by subjecting him to a badly-written thriller about the quest for Mary Magdalene's bones?? Will Rich finally make peace with his past, or will he end up flogging himself with a whip while reciting The Lord’s Prayer? Find out in the fifth penitent episode of MPHNT!

After four years together, Rich finally gets Carly to sit down and watch 1987 sci-fi classic ‘Robocop’. Will she become an obsessive fangirl, or will she think it’s a pile of macho crap made for basement-dwelling virgins? Find out in the fourth law-abiding episode of MPHNT!

It’s the middle of April… What better time to sit down and watch the festive classic ‘The Holiday’? Will Rich’s icy heart melt, or will he think Carly is a pathetic sap for loving it? Find out in the third mushy episode of MPHNT!

Poor Carly. She just wanted a quiet evening at home, but instead was forced to watch a 2-hour long, black & white nightmare about two smelly men going insane on a windswept rock. Will she regret her marriage, or will her eyes be opened to the possibilities of arthouse cinema? Find out in the second impenetrable episode of MPHNT! Please rate, comment and subscribe to save our marriage