My Momma Told Me

If you buy your romantic partners shoes will they walk out of your life? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes (Black People Love Paramore Podcast) about this old wives tale. The question of receiving or buying shoes is on the table, plus do custom made gifts put you in deeper water about commitment. More importantly, do you end up keeping them? Langston and David don't hold back on New...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about putting earwax on vaginas in order to detect STIs. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Mom...

Is Diddy turning our hip hop heroes into sex slaves? Langston and David disuss with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams (Fraudsters on Last Podcast Network) about this popular Internet conspiracy theory. Talks of the queer spectrum, Clive Davis rumors, and just eccentric millionaires doing the absolute most. We all remember Diddy dressing up as the Joker and starting public fights. Is this a cry for h...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Medusa being a Black woman. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out...

Do butterflies in your stomach mean you're in love or is your body warning you about that person? Langston and David talk are extra lengths about a fan's conspiracy theory and what our brain is actually trying to warn us. We fully acknowledge how our brain has let us astray in the past and what the human connection really brings forth to all of us. Also, if Dennis Graham is reading this, it's not...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Maya Angelou's voice being performative in the public eye. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepo...

Did the Pascagoula alien abductions happen? Langston and David make contact with Khari Johnson (Pause with Sam Jay) to talk about this Southern conspiracy theory. Boy scout stories are bound to pop up as they find video reenactments of the kidnappings online. Lots of questions asked and sad truths realized throughout the discussion. Also, why are those Avatar aliens so thick? Send your conspiracy...

We will return with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, please rate and review the podcast here! Bye bitch! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! --- Is all secular music a sin? Langston and David dive deep into this lis...

Langston and David answer a listener’s very confusing email about spiritual dimensions, or something vaguely George Clooney related. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your...

When it rains and the sun is shining, does that means the devil is beating his wife? Langston and David speak with Lisa Beasley (South Side) about this classic spiritual Black conspiracy theory. There are talks about what whether devil's wife looks like an Instagram Baddie or a female version of Goro from Mortal Kombat. We encourage our listeners to send us drawings and ask an important question:...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about fireworks being placed in Black neighborhoods to cause chaos in the community. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad...

Should you burn your own hair, so people can't cast a spell on you? Langston and David invite MMTM’s most chaotic guest Sydnee Washington (Inside Amy Schumer) back on the podcast to discuss this conspiracy theory. They dabble in talks of dark magic, Sydnee accidentally burning her house down, and much more. Plus, she is determined to become the third host.  Send your conspiracy theories, music dro...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about A.I. and chatGPT has replaced the podcast. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

Is Churches Chicken owned by the KKK and trying to sterilize Black men through their food? Langston and David are joined by sibling duo Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar (The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show!) to discuss this hot topic that consumes Omaha, Nebraska. We are familiar with KKK business conspiracies, but this one leads them down a rabbit hole of what true intentions the KKK has to spread...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about pimps moonlighting as pastors. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do Black people get depressed? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with former MMTM guest, Jordan Temple (Abbott Elementary). They are entertained by "freestyle" therapy, crack therapy, and discuss why this is such a hot topic in the Black community. This episode will make you think, and also make you thankful for your white wife. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any p...

Langston and David discuss another theory from Bobby Hemmitt that black people originally settled in Ireland, France, Russia, and Bosnia-- but not Herzegovina. Also, we invented Riverdance. That part makes sense. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel...

Happy birthday Hip Hop! Langston and David go through the Lil Bow Wow timeline, and his evolution from being a rapper no one could admit liking to the hilarious, successful black man he is today, and his future. They also discuss Comeback King Corey Feldman and how he's doing (not well). Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on You...

Langston and David respond to a listener's email about black men who catcall women sound like cannibalistic savages. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Are mustaches always associated with white pedophiles? Does the lack of a mustache imply the same thing for black men? If anything, either situation is questionable. Langston and David sit down with Steelo Brim (MTV's Ridiculousness) on this polarizing conspiracy theory. Langston commends Lil Bow Wow for being the Logan Roy of durags, and we ask you to see that we are men who bleed, and have techn...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about backshots making your butt big.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does EVERYTHING kill your sperm count? Langston and David sit down with John and Tyler of The Jenkins & Jonez podcast and chat about a range of things that can impact your sperm count from Mountain Dew to cellphones and 5G. This conversation goes all over the place and we have the great discussion of "is it 'laptop' or 'labtop.'" Either way, make sure you keep your airfryer away from yourself and...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about saying "bless you" when a person sneezes or they could die. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...

Are African leader's heads being kept in jars in Europe? Langston and David go down the TikTok rabbit hole on this viral Black conspiracy theory. They talk about the history of body parts being collected as war trophies, museums messed up motives on displaying bodies, and Boyz II Men. Makes us question a lot of things throughout this episode, like Langston buying a tuxedo. Send your conspiracy the...

We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime enjoy this MMTM classic mini-episode. Rate and review the podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me/id1523712290 -- Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more ab...