My Momma Told Me

Langston and David answer a listener's email about white people not being able to follow directions. Also, we have some thoughts on Eminem.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com HEY LIL' MOMMAS! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/...

Did a girl die when she did the "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It" too hard and snapped her neck? Langston and David break it down with Atlanta comedian Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this 2007 dance craze. They talk about high school dance battles and making sure we all know who Fabo is...even if you're from the Midwest.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com HEY...

Is Vaseline better than lotion? Langston and David hang out with Candice Thompson (Nosy Neighbors Podcast) to talk about this skin care conspiracy. The three get into a shiny conversation about this household item and what it truly does to your skin. Is it really a good moisturizer? Also, what's Tussy? This episode will introduce us to a hard decision: cocoa butter or cherry flavor. HEY LIL' MOMMA...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about not flashing your headlights at cars who don't have them on. Plus, after years of searching, we finally have a name for our listeners. HEY LIL' MOMMAS! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg...

If a baby looks like a family member, does that mean the person got on the mom's nerves? Langston and David sit down with Marilee Williams (South Side) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They explore Reddit threads and personal stories where this has come into play. Whether you are a hater of an aunt or uncle, it's a silly time all around. Also, we learn you have to have a "thick back" to survive...

Hey there Lil' Mommas! We will be returning to Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes next week. Please enjoy this FULL episode of Langston and David being guests on "The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show!" on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network! -- It's hard to keep a straight face when you're in good company, so brace yourself as hosts Amber and Lacey welcome comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie...

Was Mozart Black? Langston and David take listeners down through this musical rabbit hole. Discussions of more composers like Beethoven being Black along with conversations about Chevalier de Saint-Georges. We don't know who he is either, but Hollywood made a movie about him. It's time to get your cornrows tight and put on your best powdered wig for this episode. Plus, David and Langston have fun...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about housing "communities" being built by big corporations near distribution facilities. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Inst...

Is Khloe Kardashian's biological father O.J. Simpson? Langston and David chat with actress Xosha Roquemore about Brentwood's best kept secret. They discuss Kris Jenner's multiple marital affairs and Kardashian family has driven the economy in the Dominican Republic. Who is actually Khloe's father? Why haven't they addressed the BBLs on their reality show? What's a key party? More questions will be...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Steve Harvey being an energy vampire. DENVER, WE'RE COMING TO HIGH PLAINS COMEDY FESTIVAL: Get your tickets here! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black cons...

Was the Alabama Riverfront brawl a cover-up for aliens? Langston and David hang out with Papp Johnson (Timeless on YouTube) about this conspiracy theory he brought up at the Los Angeles live show. Are the aliens hiding in plain disguise to throw off planet Earth? Why didn't anyone pull out a gun in an open carry state? How many billions of planets have life? What's a baby BBL? We ask so many quest...

My Momma Told Me live episodes are available on the first Friday of every month on Diamond Bonus. Live episodes will become available to the public two weeks later.  Bye, bitch!  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness...

Langston and David roast a listener's email about the white perspective of Black men wearing the dress.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod See...

Are white people aliens? Langston and David talk with recent My Momma Told Me live guest, Skyler Higley (Conan), about this wild conspiracy theory, the connections between Mormonism and extraterrestrial life, and where the hell the Caucasus region is. Is adoption another form of abduction? Allergies from the sun and more are also discussed in this crazy episode. Send your conspiracy theories, musi...

Langston and David answer an avid listener's email about Crispus Attucks and encourages demonstrations at future tours. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymom...

When your left titty itches, does that mean your man is cheating on you? Langston and David talk with Punkie Johnson (LOL Network: Love Thang Podcast) about this Black conspiracy theory she heard from her father. There are distinct differences between a left and right titty itch and what they bring forth. Also, male and female sweat and itches are fully discussed. Talks occur of Nia Long and Sommo...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Hurricane Katrina being controlled by a weather machine. Plus, talks of Jackie Chan take over the chat. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy the...

Is there such thing as "Color People Time"? Langston and David sit down for the first time together in the studio. They answer a listener's email about this conspiracy theory. They discuss the white standards with time construct and how Jesus gets involved. Is A.D. and B.C. even necessary? How tall was Mohammed? All these questions don't get answered, but hey, we know for a fact no one likes a tim...

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Do Black men in Hollywood have to put on a dress to succeed in Hollywood? Langston and David try on different ideas with Devon Walker (Saturday Night Live) about this popular barbershop conspriacy. They name the Mount Rushmore of Black men in dresses and what does it mean to be masculine. Musicians take a swing at putting on dresses, but are they really contributing to the conversation. Two words:...

Langston and David use this mini episode to dive into the conspiracies of Black films. They kick off with Diary of a Mad Black Woman and explore the "Black Girl Magic" of it all. Lots of questions arise around Tyler Perry. Is he trying to destroy the Black communities with his movies? Did he get the right film permits? Most importantly, did Shemar Moore keep that wig on the whole time? Send your c...

Langston and David would like to gift the listeners the FIRST live show of the pod at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles. Guests include Garrick Bernard, Sydnee Washington, Yassir Lester, and Laci Mosley. Get a taste of the live show and go check out The Fluoride and Barbicide tour at a city near you!  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We...

Langston and David answer an email about urine being helpful when it comes to growing facial hair. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod SEATTLE +...

Did Bill Cosby try to buy NBC? Langston and David chat with Bridget Todd (There Are No Girls On The Internet Podcast) about this conglomerate of a conspiracy. They discuss being a "Cosby" family, television raising them, and the downfall of America's deadbeat dad. Was it just white people afraid of his popularity on TV? Who knows. We don't condone Bill Cosby or Terry Crews. Send your conspiracy th...

Langston and David answer an email about smoking weed during pregnancy leaves babies with dark lips. Dates and special guests are announced for the Fluoride and Barbicide Tour. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness o...