My Momma Told Me

We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime enjoy this MMTM classic with guest Brandon Kyle Goodman. Rate and review the podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me/id1523712290 --- Do Black men have big dicks? Langston and David discuss with Brandon Kyle Goodman (Netflix's Big Mouth) about the greatest and most talked about rumor across a...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the female body repelling men if they are incompatible.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...

Do dogs form packs at night and attack people? Langston and David yap it up with Katrina Davis (Figuring It Out on Amazon Prime) about her dog saving days and all sort of wild Florida antics. Are dogs more friendlier than cats? What do you do when a dog get's aggressive? Is the Wendy's on Colfax Avenue slow? Whatever the answers may be David wants you to know that he doesn't hate dogs.  Send your...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about having a birth mark makes you an old soul. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

Is playing cards on a Sunday a sin? Langston and David lay their cards out on the table and explore a listener's conspiracy theory. Was the "Last Supper" a Texas Hold'em Game? Whether you're into Fan Duel or Spades these "sinful" games get them talking about gambling and one of Langston's secret talents: predicting anime outcomes. Plus, the guys add more clarification about oral sex and cancer...l...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about sucking d*ck giving you cancer. Plus, Langston unleashes a new evil on the mic. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your a...

If you have skinny arms, does that mean you can't cook? Langston and David gather around the table with Skye Townsend (HBO's A Black Lady Sketch Show) and talk about this popular meme conspiracy theory. They question cooking skills, Skye's taste in men in the Greater New York area, and what thick arms really indicate. Also, David asks listeners to bring a plate to his green room, and make sure it...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about P.Diddy not sleeping or eating and getting his nutrients through an IV and micro-dosing molly. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn mo...

Does the flu shot have tracking chips? Langston and David sit down with Tristen J. Winger (So Help Me Todd) about this conspiracy theory, or should we say FACTS?! Software updates, Bluetooth, and Purple Gatorade are making a lot of sense these days. Langston and David malfunction, get a reboot, and open their collective third eyes in this episode. Also, you can't CashApp a baby.  Send your conspir...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about lightskinned people getting more nosebleeds. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

Did George Washington Carver really not invent peanut butter? Langston and David get sticky with Jonathan Giles (Black Mitzvah Comedy) about Mr. Carver and his multiple intentions with peanuts and other inventions. Is this another example of white people undermining a Black man's accomplishments? Also, who's making these Uncrustables? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about "Salt Peter" being used in the military to reduce men's sexual urges. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices....

When you hear a ring, does that mean people are talking about you? Langston and David sit down with Dulcé Sloan (The Daily Show, The Great North) about this southern superstition. The guy, along with "The Minneapolis Uno Champ" discuss it's origin as well as sniffin' those you love (Looking at you, Plies!) . We constantly drift from the topic, but we come back plenty of times and revisit the chaos...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about genetically inheriting penis size from the mother’s side. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap...

What happens if you don't cover your belly button? Langston and David sit down with Brittany Carney (That Damn Michael Che) to talk about this Japanese superstition. We dive into talk about crop tops in sports, a little demon who loves belly buttons, the importance of keeping your middle warm, and Mortal Kombat.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@g...

Langston and David take a deep dive into the most hotep person on the Internet: Bobby Hemmit. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

Are white people buried right away, so their bodies don't turn Black? Langston and David explore this listener's conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of bodies post mortem, Quora "facts", and David's lovely fake wife. A new segment is introduced called "Ask A White Guy" and they sit down with the "Stuff They Don't Want You To Know" hosts Ben Bowlin, Matt Frederick and Noel Brown. Send your cons...

Langston and David answer a listener’s email about The Matrix and Terminator being created by a Black woman.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...

Are turtles racist? Langston and David break out of their shells and talk to Carl Tart (NBC's Grand Crew) and talk about this TikTok viral video. Were turtles complicit in an act of racism? Are pigs smart? Are we just banning straws so turtles can stop snorting cocaine? All these questions will be answered in this wild episode. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks...

Hey My Momma Told Me Listeners! Check out this episode teaser with Big Money Player's Network head honcho, Will Ferrell. If you want to listen to the full episode, subscribe to "How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer" on the iHeartRadio App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Langston and David answer an angry listener's email about their Black Hebrew Israelites episode. Surprisingly this episode is not sponsored by CashApp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Was the Super Bowl half time performance demonic? Langston and David take the stage to address Rihanna pentagram rumors, A$AP Rocky being bamboozled by dark energy, and why she's wearing so much red. White guys are winning dunk contests and if you are still deciding to go to your 10 year high school reunion, Langston and David has some advice how to go about it.  Send your conspiracy theories, mus...

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Is the NFL scripted? Langston and David move the chains on the possibilities of this viral conspiracy theory. Discussions arise when we revisit the NBA being rigged and what rappers Langston and David could beat up. The answer: plenty. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about women being on their periods and why they should not hold a newborn baby during that time. Plus, Langston tears white people apart and David announces he is pro p*ssy. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, Califor...