Muse On The Mic

Nuru or Bodyslide? If you've ever typed either word into a search bar and gotten more confusion than answers, this episode is for you. Riley and Emily, owners of MUSE (Canada's award-winning legal massage studio), break down where these terms come from, what separates them, why one costs more, and why there's such a language gap between what people search for and what the industry actually calls t...

💥 SEASON 6 IS HERE - and we're coming in HOT. 🔥 Riley Muse sits down with a true legend of the massage parlor world - someone with 25+ years of experience in erotic massage. Her name? Our own co-host, Emily Muse. Emily takes us all the way back to the beginning: how she discovered the industry, how she chose where to work, what training was ACTUALLY like, and the shocking, jaw-dropping truths no...

SEASON 5 FINALE WEEK! 🎉 Does size matter? It's one of the most debated questions in relationships, sex, and human anatomy. In this episode of MUSE On The Mic, Riley Muse and Emily Muse explore the science behind penis size, vaginal anatomy, orgasms, sexual satisfaction, and the myths that continue to make people insecure. You'll learn: ✅ The average penis size ✅ The actual size of the vaginal c...

WARNING: This episode may challenge your assumptions. Watch the full conversation before judging the title. 🚨 NEW EPISODE: NOT ALL MEN 🚨 Women never said ALL men. But when women share stories about fear, harassment, abuse, assault, misogyny, or simply navigating life as a woman... why does the conversation always become "Not All Men"? This week on MUSE On The Mic, we're diving headfirst into one...

FEET are officially back for summer… and so are foot fetishes 👣😂 In this hilarious episode of MUSE On the Mic, Riley Muse and Emily Muse dive deep into one of the world’s MOST common fetishes: FEET. Why are people so obsessed with feet? Why do some people completely lose their minds over nice toes? And why are foot pics secretly making people MONEY online?! This episode includes: 👣 A hilarious...

Kink culture has officially entered the mainstream… and the internet changed EVERYTHING. In this episode of MUSE On the Mic, Riley Muse and Emily Muse break down the shocking rise of fetish culture online, the explosion of custom content sales, and why ultra-specific fantasies are becoming one of the biggest industries on the internet. From custom videos and voice notes to texting relationships, F...

A scene from Landman absolutely broke us emotionally… and we HAD to talk about it. In this episode of MUSE On the Mic, Riley Muse and Emily Muse dive into one of the most beautiful portrayals of masculinity, loneliness, affection, healing, and emotional connection we’ve ever seen on television. When Tommy hires a stripper named Cheyenne to help care for his elderly father TL, what unfolds becomes...

Her doctor said no sex… but intimacy is still on the table. So why is her husband turning to *corn* instead of her? 😳 Welcome back to MUSE On The Mic 🎙️ In this episode, we break down a real relationship dilemma that’s way more common than people admit. A woman struggling with a health issue finds herself feeling rejected, jealous, and disconnected when her husband turns to solo *corn* … and deni...

Is it sex work… or are we already normalizing it without realizing? 👀 In this episode of MUSE On the Mic, Riley & Emily (owners of a legal massage parlor in Canada) play Round 3 of their viral debate game: “Is It Sex Work?” We react to real clips from social media and break down both sides: – What actually counts as sex work? – Where is the line? – And why is society already accepting parts o...

Is the dating scene collapsing right in front of us? In this episode of MUSE On The Mic, we break down the growing divide between men and women… and why more men are choosing their friends over relationships, while women are thriving independently like never before. From dating burnout to shifting power dynamics, this conversation hits EVERYONE: newly single divorced young and dating or completely...

Men are OBSESSED with stamina… but are they completely wrong about it? 😳 In this episode of MUSE On The Mic, we break down the REAL truth about stamina from inside the massage parlor world. What men think matters vs what women actually care about… and where things go very wrong. We’ve seen it all. The overthinkers. The try-hards. The guys who last too long… and the ones who panic too fast. 🔥 We...

4 million women are on OnlyFans… but over 240 MILLION men are buying. So why is the blame always placed on women? 🤔 In this episode of MUSE On the Mic, we break down one of the most controversial debates in modern sex work: supply vs demand. We dive into: • The viral OnlyFans statistic everyone is arguing about • Why demand for sex work NEVER disappears • The truth about the Nordic Model (and why...

🎧 HEADPHONES REQUIRED FOR THE FULL EXPERIENCE What does a real happy ending massage actually sound like? In this episode of MUSE On The Mic, we take you inside the audio experience of a massage parlor session… from start to finish. 🔔 The doorbell when you arrive 👠 The sound of heels walking down the hallway 💆‍♂️ The rhythm of the massage 😳 The moments no one talks about 🚿 And the unmistakabl...

Sexless marriages are more common than people think. In this episode of MUSE On The Mic, we break down the truth about sexless marriage, lack of intimacy in relationships, and why so many men seek connection outside their relationship. As massage parlor owners, we see firsthand what happens when men feel rejected, unwanted, and emotionally disconnected. This isn’t just about sex… it’s about mental...

This week on MUSE On the Mic, Emily and Riley dive into one of the most controversial questions in modern relationships: Is dating becoming unpaid sex work? From viral videos of men dine-and-dashing to guys asking women if they’ll sleep with them before the bill arrives, the dating world is starting to look very different. Meanwhile, in the world of legal erotic massage and sex work: • prices are...

In this episode, Riley Muse and Emily Muse, owners of Canada’s best legal, award-winning massage parlor, give their unfiltered, uncensored review of the HOTTEST sex toy on the market - the Vibrosa by Honey Play Box. AND. IT. GETS. WILD 💦😈 But this isn’t just a toy review. We dive into the psychology of women’s orgasms, why female pleasure has been misunderstood for decades, and what we’ve learne...

Does size matter? It’s one of the most debated questions on the internet, and after our last episode went viral, YOU demanded answers. In this episode of MUSE On The Mic, Riley and Emily Muse, owners of Canada’s top award-winning legal massage parlor, break down the truth behind size, pleasure, confidence, and connection. We cover:  • What science actually says about size and pleasure • Commo...

Is paying for sex low grade… or is it one of the most misunderstood, necessary services in modern society? In this episode of MUSE On the Mic, Riley Muse and Emily Muse, owners of Canada’s best legal, award-winning massage parlor, go head-to-head with a viral tweet asking: “Is paying for it the lowest thing a man can do?” Spoiler alert: we obliterate that take. We break down 10 powerful, evidence-...

Will AI replace sex workers? With AI moving at lightning speed, this question is no longer sci-fi. It’s happening now. In this episode of MUSE On the Mic, massage parlor owners and sex educators Riley Muse and Emily Muse dive headfirst into the uncomfortable truth about AI sex robots, artificial intimacy, and whether technology could ever replace real human connection. We react to shocking AI-gene...

Behind every “happy ending” is an entire ecosystem no one ever talks about. In this episode of MUSE On the Mic, Riley Muse and Emily Muse, owners of Canada’s most award-winning legal Rub’n'tug, reveal the unsung heroes who make everything possible behind the scenes. From the people who protect our safety, support our wild ideas, keep daily operations running, and help female founders survive in a...

Pretty Woman lied. And sex workers have known it all along. In this episode of MUSE On The Mic, Riley and Emily Muse pull back the curtain on one of the most taboo truths in sex work: 👉 Why boundaries sometimes change 👉 What makes a client “the exception” 👉 And how this plays out inside real massage parlors Is it money? Chemistry? Power dynamics? Hormones? Or something way more human than peopl...

This episode of MUSE On the Mic had us absolutely losing it 🤣🔥 We reacted to TWO wildly different but hilariously relatable massage stories: First, a @ShxtsnGigs listener confession about an RMT massage that accidentally turned VERY sexy. If you work in the massage or erotic massage industry, this one hits close to home. Then… a man visits a Korean bathhouse and gets completely manhandled by an...

Micropenises Exposed: The Untold Truth on Shame, Success & Sensational Sex! In this bold Season 5 episode of MUSE On the Mic, hosts Riley Muse and Emily Muse - female entrepreneurs behind Canada's award-winning legal rub'n'tug, MUSE - break down the medical facts of micropenises, the deep mental health impact, and the shame men often carry in silence. But we're here to empower! Discover proven...

Season 5 of MUSE On The Mic starts with chaos, confessions, and hard truths from inside the adult industry. We break down PornHub’s 2025 Year In Review through the eyes of real massage parlor owners, sex work entrepreneurs, and women who actually live this world, not comment on it from the outside. Before the deep dive, we share massive announcements including: • Our first affiliate sponsor, Honey...

Welcome to Christmas at the Rub n Tug. The lights are twinkling, the playlists are naughty and nice, and the decor is… a disaster. Today we dive into everything you never knew you needed about the holiday season inside an erotic massage parlor. In this episode we cover • our funniest Christmas stories from inside MUSE • how we decorate the spa and how it has gone terribly wrong • wild holiday prom...