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Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's classic American slasher sequel: Scream 2. The duo discuss everything from Bianca breath spray (a 90's make out party classic) to the unnecessary roughness of cranberry juice. Seriously why is it so intensely tart? As usual Sloane shares her love of a random  character actor (this time it's Paul Giamatti), but then she shares...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap season 4, episode 7 of the iconic Real Housewives of Miami . Baby, baby, baby, the ladies did NOT come to play this episode. The producers of this episode gave us everything a Bravo fan could ever want: a trip to the Hamptons, a fight over the rooms, sapphic tub scenes, Lisa in Mariah Carey's outfit from the Heartbreaker music video, angry Lat...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach, Sloane and fan favorite Ian Paget, unwrap 1996's coming-of-middle-aged romantic revenge comedy: First Wives Club . The trio discuss the iconic performances of literally every single human in this film (minus one disgusting sex offender), the perfection of Stockard Channing's drunken head bobble, Zach's disgusting job, Sloane's gorgeous puppy, an...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap episode seis  of Real Housewives of Miami. Topics include: the pain of sitting at a restaurant that wants you to eat on a tiny couch, $50,000 slumber parties where no one sleeps over, Lisa's sapphic almond moment, Lisa's crumbling marriage, the eternal hotness of Dr. Nicole, and the housewives love of cabaret...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap season 4 episode 5 of Real Housewives of Miami. The entire episode is basically devoted to the intense Todd/ Alexia/ Peter/ Frankie fight, which surprisingly did not end in someone getting shoved off a balcony. The duo also discuss their love of sexy Dr. Nicole and hatch plans for a  Serial style one-off podcast crime series called "Teeny Tiny...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap two movies about "planet killers": 1998's American science fiction disaster film Armageddon and 2021's disaster comedy film Don't Look Up . Zach and Sloane compare and contrast disaster films from the 90s with disaster films from today. Topics include: Zach being murdered in the Wild West, Buzz Aldrin slaying mad pussy afte...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap season 4 episode 4 of Real Housewives of Miami. Or, in Larsa's case, Real Housewives of Ft. Lauderdale. Larsa baby, Ft. Lauderdale ain't Miami hunny. Try again baby!! Boop! Anyway, this episode was chock full of weird sapphic foot scrubs, goat shit, and the saddest Tulum themed party anyone has ever seen. These ladies are on thin ice with...

Send us Fan Mail Queen of Bravo Alexia Echevarria has done it again. She is CARRYING this season on her back ya'll. How does she DO IT?! Isn't she tired? ¡Ay, Dios mío! This week Zach and Sloane discuss the difference between waterways, canals, and estuaries, Larsa's contributions to the BLT community, and so much more. Enjoy! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2002's America spy action adventure extreme sports film: xXx . Zach and Sloane stay weirdly on topic this week because there was so much to discuss about this movie. Like why did they have a nuclear weapon attached to a solar power submarine when the weapon can only be diffused by deep water? Why did they cast Vin Diesel as an extreme sports s...

Send us Fan Mail Hello loyal friends and fans of Mummy Dearest! We wanted to give you all a little early Christmas surprise and give you one random episode of the Patreon! So jump right in to episode 4 of our  And Just Like That  recap! Topics include hating Che the podcast host, Stanford's random departure to Tokyo, Sally Field/Sally Foster wrapping paper from the 90s, how Zach fell in love...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's erotic (?) May-December spy caper classic: Entrapment . The duo got a little loose on melatonin and THC gummies and accidentally forgot they were recording so things go off the rails more than usual. Topics veer wildly from the Planet Fitness "lunk alarm" to the horrors of soggy tortilla chips in a public pool. There's a...

Send us Fan Mail Zach and Sloane unwrap episodes 1 & 2 of  The Real Housewives of Miami . Sloane is from Miami so she's basically an expert on the psychological profiles of the entire cast of this show. Topics include: the difference in pool parties in Miami and Rhode Island, Larsa Pippen's giant ass, OnlyFans, cultural appropriation, terrifying plastic surgery, and the darkness that...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1993’s gardening orphan extravaganza: The Secret Garden . The duo discuss their love of soup, chants, potions, and all things floral. Sloane lands on a new look for spring and Zach talks about his ball smells. Special appearance by Sloane’s father, who apparently passed down a genetic love of Brendan Fraser to Sloane. All this and so much more on t...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1992's best Christmas / superhero movie: Batman Returns .  Discover fun facts about the movie that you probably never knew! Discover Zach's love of his own singing voice! Discover the horniness Zach and Sloane both have for Miss Selina Kyle / Catwoman! This week the duo discuss more 90's trends like hypnotists and putting Phil Collin...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1995's World War I orphan  drama fest: A Little Princess . Honestly what is there to say except for "SARAAAAAAAAA!" Expect a lot of tears, a lot of orphan talk, and if you're lucky, you may even catch a vibe this episode. If you give it a listen that description will make a lot more sense.  Support the show Visit MummyDearestPod...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2000's small town girl dreaming of the big city coming-of-age musical rom com: Coyote Ugly . The duo discuss everything from the secret popularity of Goo Gone to the time commercials for cotton were a thing. Sloane gets starstruck when she finds out Zach got to watch Ed Hardy and Von Dutch designer Christian Audigier work his scissor magic liv...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1995's orphan rom-com "It Takes Two" ! The duo discuss the magic of the 90's and the undeniable sensuality of dowdy mom / orphanage fanatic Kirstie Alley. They also deep dive the undeniable sexual appeal of Steve Guttenberg, a truly underrated 80's and 90's hottie with a body. This episode covers everything magical abo...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Tim Burton's 1999's horror fantasy fest: Sleepy Hollow . Obviously there's much mention of Danny Elfman's inescapable bell themed score, Casper Van Dien's hotness, and the messy accents of the residents of Sleepy Hollow. There's history, mystery, and tons of recipes in this week's episode including roasted fennel...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane discuss 1995's drag queen road comedy: Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar . The duo are joined by author, ally, friend to all, and noted bisexual: Jen Winston! This episode is one of the more intellectual episodes because Jen is a wealth of information about queer issues. The trio discuss all things LGBTQIA+ and find out just how Patri...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2015's period piece supernatural horror film: The Witch! So typically Sloane will take notes as she edits but this week the only note she wrote was "gay porn idea: Plymouth Rock Hard" so...do with that what you will. The topics on the pod include general New England fan girl stuff from Zach, 2nd hand hazy memory witch lore from Sloan...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1994's gay gay gay gothic horror vampire extravaganza: Interview with the Vampire. Special guest Ian Paget joins the duo to discuss just how gay this film is! Ian shares some never before heard stories about his time on the set of "Rock of Ages" and somehow no one talks about incest! Don't worry, they still talk pedophilia and d...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane take you behind the scenes with a free Patreon episode! They're unwrapping 1996's satirical slasher film: Scream. This episode is pretty no-frills because Sloane no longer cares about editing in music. Listen to the duo discuss Zach's testicular torsion and his love of Ebenezer Scrooge style sleep shirts. They also talk about Matthew Lillar...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's American teen supernatural horror film: The Craft. This week's episode goes from light as a feather to stiff as a board as the duo discuss everything from how far you can throw semen to Sloane's current legal issues. The team discusses the hotness of 90's boys, the horrors of the patriarchy, and Fairuza Balk's tooth...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach Mellen and Sloane Steel unwrap 1995's coming-of-age teen comedy classic / Emma rip-off: Clueless. They unpack everything from high school parties, 90's commercial jingles, sexual tension in grocery stores, the sensuality of scallops, and of course, incest. But like, it applies to the movie this time. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dear...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's teen sci-fi horror film: The Faculty.  We find out chilling information about Zach (he went to a Jay Leno taping!) and we get a peek into his therapy journal (very upsetting!) Sloane makes it almost a full minute before discussing death and only 12 minutes before discussing pedophilia. The duo wonders if Elijah Wood would fuck the shit...