Mummy Dearest

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane discuss 2001's musical comedy cult classic: Josie and the Pussycats. The duo discuss feminism in film, the gaslighting of BIPOC in the music industry, and of course, Joey McIntyre. This week they make it a whole 22 minutes before discussing pedophilia which leads to Sloane telling everyone her very first AOL screen name which, surprise, surprise, was...

Send us Fan Mail Many weeks ago Zach and Sloane discussed 2000's sexiest she-devil comedy romp: Bedazzled. To be honest, neither Zach nor Sloane  remembers what they discussed on this episode because this was taped in May and for some reason, never released. Anyway, sorry, that's the description. Enjoy? Maybe?  Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane share the stage with panty man / Instagram personality Brett Collins to discuss 1995's black comedy-drama crime film: To Die For. The trio discuss everything from rats to witch boots, panties to Brad Pitt's penis. Listen to them talk about Nicole Kidman's iconic performance and find out whether or not Nicole Kidman has hair or is she a secr...

Send us Fan Mail This week the dream team is joined by legend, icon, and all around sweet boy Ian Paget. The trio discuss 1999's cult classic black comedy: Jawbreaker. Together the trio unpack everything from Rose McGowan's fierce mean teen queen performance to Zach's need to tell people he summers on the cape. Listen to Ian talk about the time he almost became a Ryan Murphy Gay™ an...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane discover the truth behind 1994’s American action adventure comedy: True Lies. This week the duo discuss common action tropes like skirt suits, bathroom fights, unresolved PTSD, and the tango craze of 1990’s action movies. Other topics include the undeniable hotness of Tia Carrere (and Tom Arnold?) and the horrors that Jamie Lee Curtis exp...

Send us Fan Mail This week Sloane was moving so she couldn't watch a movie. Instead, she and Zach field your questions! They discuss everything from their favorite snacks to why the manliest thing you can do is have sex with another man! All this and more on this week's mini episode of Mummy Dearest!  Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast o...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1996's sci-fi box office bomb / cult classic: Mars Attacks! You're in luck cinephiles because the duo actually discuss the movie this week! Of course their train quickly derails into discussion about the afterlife, the insane amount of episodes in mid 2000's shows (every season was 4,000 episodes long), White House/ Black Market, sex...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane say “welcome to Earth!” to 1996’s alien epic disaster film: Independence Day! Zach delivers two incredible acting performances during this episode inspired by queen / non ballet dancer / dolphin enthusiast Vivica A. Fox. They talk Florida’s problem with public beach 20 foot long sub sandwiches, fake joining the Peace Corp, and punching Harry Connick Jr. i...

Send us Fan Mail Two of you asked for it, now you're all getting it...the first ever Mummy Dearest minisode! Zach sets a timer for 45 minutes and Sloane  talks about her star studded trip to California! Listen to Sloane regale you with tales such as:  strong arming her way onto the set of Vanderpump Rules and manifesting multiple interactions with Shia LaBeouf! Also, Zach talks about his weir...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane discuss 1997's most eruptive disaster film starring Pierce Brosnan's Croakies: Dante's Peak. Zach shares the tale(s) of his daring rescues and how he received the title of Rhode Island's Puddle Boy.  The duo discuss child murder (as usual) and Sloane discusses her Father's Day plans with Kenny G and the time she was addicted to sm...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane disappoint almost everyone by barely discussing 1996's best disaster film about separated storm chasers looking for love and tornados: Twister. They discuss everything from class rings and Helen Hunt's lesbian top energy to Grimace's perfect body. Listen to them discuss Zach's favorite all-you-can-eat chicken restaurant and his high sc...

Send us Fan Mail This is it. The moment no one has been waiting for: 90'S SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER TIME! This week Zach and Sloane travel back in time to 1993's science fiction dinosaur spectacular: Jurassic Park! Unlike most episodes they actually discuss the film this time. Of course there's plenty of sidetracks including: Zach's nose hair, Sloane breastfeeding her adult son, probl...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unpack 1993's incredibly problematic erotic thriller: The Crush. As always the duo barely discuss the movie but instead focus on Thermos kids, Sloane's dad's 1960's electrolysis, perverted veterinarians,  which flavor of Doritos make Zach sick and whether or not nanny Fran Fine could bring peace to the Middle East. All this and more on...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane barely discuss 2002's erotic teen psychopathic thriller, Swimfan! Listen to them veer wildly from talking about Sloane's denim fedora and Zach's double popped collars, to high school basketball games and the Holocaust. They cover it all yet also cover nothing at all on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!  Support the show Visit Mummy...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane are joined by everyone's favorite guest co-host, Ian Paget, to discuss the horniest movie of their preteen years: Cruel Intentions. Ryan Phillippe, the King of 1999,  drops in before dinner to dish up some behind-the-scenes facts about "Cruel Intentions" and Zach and Ian freak out. Find out what prop Ryan kept from set and find out what Ben...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach Mellen and Sloane Steel discuss 1995's best pill addled, drunk, skydiving talking gorilla adventure caper: Congo! Before they unpack Laura Linney's ("ugly woman" -Amy the gorilla) award winning performance they discuss everything from pubic hair rankings to terrorism. Sloane talks about her experience flying Spirit airlines while Zach talks about...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane discuss 1995's misunderstood NC-17 erotic drama masterpiece: Showgirls. Listen to them kind of talk about Showgirls while also discussing how Zach wants to be committed to a turn of the century insane asylum, the lawlessness of airport terminals, Doggy Chow, the perils of MAC lipgloss, Zach's groundbreaking exercise tips, Sloane's fan theor...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane discuss an oft forgotten rom-com masterpiece, 1999's "Blast from the Past" starring King Brendan Fraser and Queen Alicia Silverstone. As always Zach and Sloane discuss Zach's scrotum, their love of Brendan's soft lips, Zach's obsession with Alicia Silverstone, and the swing dance craze of the 90's. They also delve into t...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane discuss 1997's  fever dream fantasy "Batman & Robin"...the gayest film ever made! Listen to them deep dive dicks, gynecologists, Queen Uma Thurman's stunning performance, that weird time in the 90's when films were all about women auctions, and which Vanderpump Rule's baby should be cast as Robin if this film is ever rema...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane are joined by legendary TikTok/ film/ tv/ stage star Ian Paget. In what critics will one day call "Mummy Dearest's Most Emotional Episode" Ian, Zach, and Sloane cry, laugh, and hide in a closet. Together, the trio explore everything from Nicole Kidman's exquisite breathing, Sandra's 90's wardrobe, hot ghosts, the magnetic sex...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's snakiest action-adventure: Anaconda. They apologize to South America on behalf of Jon Voight's accent and thank their El Salvadorian fans (Mummy Dearest hit #4 on El Salvador's comedy podcast chart!) Together, Zach and Sloane discuss how horny the jungle makes people, evil Owen Wilson, Louis Vuitton luggage, and most important...

Send us Fan Mail Zach and Sloane return (like the Mummy) to discuss one of 2001's most important historical events: The Mummy Returns. Zach talks about his time working in the dark tombs at Hollister and Sloane sadly recounts the time Abercrombie + Fitch wouldn't hire her. They also discuss the movie (especially the erotic knife fight scenes, of which there are many!) Again, they discuss...

Send us Fan Mail Zach Mellen and Sloane Steel unwrap your darkest fantasies about the cinematic masterpiece  "The Mummy" staring King Brendan Fraser. Zach and Sloane deep dive everything from bi-sexual awakenings to what it takes to become a Bembridge Scholar. Listen and learn everything you've ever wanted to know about the greatest film of all time.  Support the show Visit MummyDea...