Moving on Sideways

Tu Sits 05.07.2026 50:28 ↓

Mass 4

Too Sits 28.06.2026 49:40 ↓

Massachusetts vacay 3

Two Sits 21.06.2026 44:59 ↓

An elephant farts for 45 minutes.

To Sits 14.06.2026 43:11 ↓

With rapid-fast lecturing and not a drop of music, I describe my upcoming trip to Massachusetts in vivid detail.

Loneliness Brilliantly Illustrated in Beatles Songs 07.06.2026 37:04 ↓

Don’t the titles describe the episodes?

Eleanor Rigby Mentioned that One’s Facebook Friends has no Correlation with One’s Actual Friends 10.05.2026 39:02 ↓

After diarrhea-ing violently for 3 hours straight, I eat a crumpet and then continue with the hours-long diarrhea-ing.

Captain Snappy and the Power to Assume the Worst 03.05.2026 39:48 ↓

I eat 3 corn frijoles and then have uncontrollable diarrhea, tee hee.

Not going to attempt Operation Sha-Bla-Goo and Experiencing Technical Difficulties 26.04.2026 26:56 ↓

The last episode to get released was a mistake - not the episode itself, but the timing of the release of the episode.

Contemplating Operation Sha-bla-GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 20.04.2026 38:43 ↓

I discuss my thoughts on eventually unblocking Amanda, almost 0% for reasons to do with the absolutely wretched concept of pursuing romance with Amanda, which is such a horrible concept that it makes me want to barf. (Because Amanda would definitely flip and go from treating me like tomorrow’s tomatoes to yesterday’s tomatoes.)

The Nursery Rhymes that Most Apply to Meh 19.04.2026 49:00 ↓

Inspired to create a “real episode” by a friend’s YouTube videos, I valiantly do an episode where 35% of it has to do with 2 nursery rhymes that 73% describe me 95%-ishly. (I say all this in an 83%-ish manner, I mean, at least 92%-ishly anyway.)

Dedicated to the United States Marine Corps 05.04.2026 20:41 ↓

Dedicated to the United States Marine Corps

Season 6 Premier: And That is Cheborsens So Far 18.01.2026 1:26:26 ↓

I read a work of fiction I’m working on about a somewhat disfunctional office.

Season 5 Finale - Identity Found/Not Found or Lost/Not Lost 07.12.2025 44:38 ↓

I find the area that I jokingly called my “identity,” but it doesn’t quite look the same…

Really Good Really Bad Movies from the 90s 30.11.2025 29:08 ↓

I go over 1 or 2 movies from the 90s that somehow manage to be really good while also being really bad

Why I haven’t Been Back to The Netherlands Part 2 26.10.2025 41:33 ↓

I come up with much less possibilities of why I haven’t been back to The Netherlands since 2013 than Part 1. Also I dance an Irish jig.

Just What the Hell is this Mad Cow Disease Thing Anyway? 05.10.2025 35:32 ↓

I go over Mad Cow Disease and horrible unproven rumors about the 80s movie, Milo and Otis.

Cyborgs and Singularities 01.10.2025 37:58 ↓

I discuss my very liberal definition of the word “cyborg” and how this relates to the concept of a singularity.

Tryin’ to Survive 2025’s Summer Beach “Vacation” Part 3 07.09.2025 38:43 ↓

Yet another episode of this podcast.

Old Timey Radio - A Tale of Duckzoids Part 3 31.08.2025 44:54 ↓

Don’t worry. This episode is the last of this series.

Tryin’ to Survive 2025’s Summer Family Beach “Vacation” Part 2 24.08.2025 36:10 ↓

This is a podcast episode.

Old Timey Radio - A Tale of Duckzoids Part 2 17.08.2025 38:10 ↓

It’s like the Duck Takes show or something.

Tryin’ to Survive 2025’s Family Beach Trip 10.08.2025 37:45 ↓

Will I pull ALL of my hair out on this year’s family beach trip? Only time will tell!

What it was Like to be a 2000’s Liberal 27.07.2025 45:57 ↓

I describe and show what it was like to be a liberal/anti Iraq War/anti-Bush Administration person in a long lost time, the decade of the 2000’s.

Superman Basically Sucked (Or Blew Actually) 20.07.2025 43:10 ↓

Mostly not about the new Superman movie, but at some point I give my review of the new Superman movie.

Old Timey Radio - A Tale of Duckzoids Part 1 13.07.2025 35:40 ↓

This series of episodes is meant to mimic the old radio dramas, using a modern cartoon.