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Scott has never been into war films even though he liked Hacksaw Ridge. As good as that was, 1917 is an incredible piece of film making. Everything from the score to the cinematic landscapes. Scott didn't feel the same way.

A post-apocalyptic future where a boy can telepathically communicate with his dog. They need each other to survive but the boy mostly needs the dog to meet chicks. Well, a bit more than that.

A new doctor comes into town while the old one leaves. Of course, the old doctor gives a warning to not go out at night. Of course, they don't listen while the female virgins of the town are being sacrificed.

Ilsa likes to experiment on her prisoners for the Nazis. She also likes to sleep with the men and when they can't satisfy her, exterminate them.

The Man Of Bronze and his Fabulous 5 set out on an adventure to find out how Doc Savage's father died. Will they uncover it? Does Doc even need help? Will The Man Of Bronze win the day?

Scott and Joey have been off the air for a while. This is a catch up episode of what they've been doing and watching.

We head back into reviewing films while still stuck in 1975. Based on a short story of a dystopian futuristic world where Rollerball is the most popular and watched sport. No really, they care about sports in a dystopian future. Not surprised.

The Oscars just wrapped up and we discuss all the winners and losers.

The last Oscar film we review and both Scott and I watched it together. That was probably the best part.

We review The Irishman and discuss everything that they did right and wrong. Is the CGI to make everyone look young distracting? Is it too long? How does it compare to other Scorsese films?

Scott has never been into war films even though he liked Hacksaw Ridge. As good as that was, 1917 is an incredible piece of film making. Everything from the score to the cinematic landscapes. Scott didn't feel the same way.

JoJo Rabbit is funny, dramatic, tense and heartwarming. It really does have it all and we're happy it's being recognized. We look forward to everything Taika Waititi has up his sleeve next.

Little Women has been made no less than 20 times over the years in the form of movies, TV miniseries, silent film, Broadway and even Japanese Anime. It's an extremely well made film even though in the end it wasn’t for us.

While neither of us are very big into cars or car films, this one did have something to bring to the table. Other than that, we have no idea why it's nominated for Best Picture. Good but formulaic.

The director said that if you can get past the one inch barrier of the subtitle you will be introduced to so many good films. One of the best films not only of this year but in a long time. We'd be elated if this won Best Picture.

Joker is a film that reaches masterpiece levels. From Joaquin Phoenix's surefire win for Best Actor to a very big possibility of a Best Picture win. We're all for what pisses people off. It would deserve the win.

Will Quentin Tarantino finally win Best Picture or even Best Director for Once Upon An Time In Hollywood? Whether he does or not, it's a solid film and worth watching.

The Oscar nominations are out! Listen in as we discuss all the major categories all the way from Best Picture to Screenplay.

Our annual January films list is upon us! Listen in as we have special guest Jack Wooldridge sit in and help us talk about all the January movie releases. Usually they are quite the dumpster fire. Is this year's crop any different? Tune in!

Jan-Michael Vincent used to be a leading man, that went downhill eventually but he made films like this and they did well, really well. When you can say that Air Wolf is the best thing that Vincent has ever done, that's not saying much.

Another post apocalyptic film about the end of humanity and what they would go through to survive. This includes possibly cutting off your own hand instead of cutting the rope. But who am I to judge.

Back to sex on film. Supervixens is another X rated movie from the seventies. A bit more exotic than Flesh Gordon to be quite honest. When a deranged serial killer cop chases you down, you better be ready for anything. Don't ever use Polish dynamite.

One of the first appearances of Sylvester Stallone and boy it's a doozey. Set in the future where the Death Race is televised and killing innocent civilians gets you points, it's not even that an interesting a concept. Bye bye baby!

We review the film Earthquake starring Charlton Heston. When I was a kid I fondly remember going on the Earthquake ride at Universal Studios. Looking back, it was amazing that the ride has held up better than the film.

Joey couldn't resist and had to challenge the cult sex classic Flesh Gordon. Initially rated X back in the seventies, it's pretty tame compared to late night cinema these days. You can probably watch this with your parents.