Moviesucktastic

Wicked is reviewed this week. Only part 1 and quite long. Enjoyable? Yes. Are musicals for us? No.

We talk about all the Oscar nominated films for 2024. What will win, what will not. Who's right?

Up this week is the film Beau Is Afraid. It's an odyssey esque style film where reality from fiction isn't always easy to spot. Or is it?

We review Phantasm III because, why not? Actually, we didn't have any reviews from 1994 and this was the least crappy film. Seriously.

If there's one thing you never do, that's give sexy nanny bots naughty parts. Nothing good comes of it, ever.

This week we review the excellent Ari Aster film Hereditary. It does everything right and keeps you glued.

While Scott was disappointed by the film Joey enjoyed it quite a bit. How do the boys square off against eachother about Longlegs? Find Out.

We review the first film in the Angel series. Highschool student by day and hooker by night and there's a killer on the loose killing prostitutes. It's like a reverse Taxi Driver.

Back in 2001 on a small TV in Scott's apartment, we watched this film and were extremely dissapointed. Is that still the case after revisiting this film 23 years later?

Much like last week, this was one of our favorite films growing up. Does it still hold up or are we just being nostalgic?

When we were kids it didn't get any better than this film. Absolutely loved it back then. Do we still agree or are we too damn jaded now?

Scott and Joey talk about the remake of the 1958 film. Joey still enjoys the film while Scott has his issues. We both agree it's fun and gory as hell!

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon meets Remo Williams meets Stifler. This film is none of those no matter how much wire work they use and how likeable Chow Yun-Fat and sometimes Seann William Scott is.

Possibly the worst film Brian Yuzna has ever made. Love or hate him, he's always bringing something to the table. The film feels like he had too many people other than him calling the shots.

The only thing more absurd than the number of movie titles for this film is the vaguely American setting. Scott and Joey review the Giallo film Absurd.

The first of MANY sequels and even a TV show, how does this movie hold up today? Surprisingly good. They get some really good creepy moments all while keeping the horror aspect alive too.

Joey ended up having to see this in the theater in 1996 when it came out. Didn’t like it then, didn’t like it now. Scott on the other hand, enjoyed it. Tune in to find out more.

What do two IT professionals think of a 2001 techno-thriller about a Bill Gates wannabe faking hate crime instead of hacking? Not much, apparently.

Hollywood has a bad habit of dumbing down computers and technology in movies. This is in part due to them not really knowing anything about computers and technology. Still the same with this? Oh yeah.

The Wheel of Suck spun and League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen was chosen. Is it as bad as we remember? Is it better? Does Alan Moore still suck?

Our 2024 Oscar wrap up show. We discuss all the winner and losers and who guessed more right on their ballots. Scott or Joey?

The Zone Of Interest is so good that you may need a repeat viewing. Also, the better the sound system, the better the experience. Truly engulfs you.

Another Best Picture nominated film. While the opening had us almost leaving, the rest of the film makes up for it. Enjoyable.

This isn’t a whodunit whatsoever. Go into the film knowing that and you’ll walk out enjoying it. Mostly a French speaking film, it’s a truly well made and acted film. Even the dog should get an Oscar nom.

Martin Scorsese is a master filmmaker, no doubt about that. This film is extremely well made. While we did like it, does it really need to be three and a half hours?