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Part 70's exploitation, part vigilante, part female prison, part court drama, part karate but ALL ALLEY CAT! Not a great film by any means but damn does it hit all the "so bad it’s good" vibes.

A Giallo esque style film. Nothing really horrifying from this movie at all. Except, except for the animal cruelty. If that bothers you, stay far away.

When your producer says that you have create control of the film except that it has to involve a castle AND a freak, you do it! Stuart Gordon's Castle Freak is better than you expect.

When a serial killer (JCVD) keeps killing "Bad Mothers" a secret agency decides to create a replica of him to track him down. Surprisingly not the worst JCVD movie out there. Just saying.

When you think Exploitation, you think films like this. Terrible acting, terribly filmed and quite honestly a plot that doesn't try too hard and it shows. Needless to say, you still kinda dig it.

While a very low budget film, it has its moments and delivers on exactly what it is. What can be considered a character study, it's not always enjoyable but that's not really the point.

Troma only distributed this film when it came out. Do yourself a favor and watch the uncut version that's now on DVD and Bluray. Not amazing but better than you're expecting.

While not up to the standard of many horror slasher films from the 80s, it does have a couple of good kills. Not a must see but probably not the worst Friday night you'll ever have.

A little unknown Dark Comedy gem released during the dog days of Summer in 1992. If you've never seen it, check it out. It's even produced by Mel Brooks.

While many sequels and a reboot has spawned, the best film is still the first one. Scott and Joey review this 90's classic.

Doomed from the beginning, Dr Moreau is exactly what you don't want to get out of hand on set. From hard to work with actors and even mother nature.

The last film made by Cannon and man, does it sure feel like it. Movie studios don't fail Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fails movie studios.

Back in 1994, they tried to make a Fantastic Four movie. This is the product of that. It was never released, for good reason.

A remake of the 1945 film Dead Of Night. Told in anthology style. Mediocre at best. Much better horror movies in the 80s.

There really is nowhere to begin with this. How bad it truly is, on every level. Does it even fill that bad movie void?

While Scott picked the right film to win Best Picture, Joey ran away with the win for the most correct answers! We also spin the wheel for a new film to review!

Scott and Joey go over all the nominations and make their prediction ahead of the 2025 Academy Awards! Who will win? Who gets bragging rights?

A very young Dylan makes it into the Folk scene and quickly becomes famous. He's not able to handle it all too well as it ruins his relationships and nearly his music career. Well made.

When Laszlo (Brody) comes to America alone to restart his life, nothing is easy. You see why he turns to alcohol and drugs. Why he's talented but throwing it away. No one ever seems to be what they say they are.

Surprisingly well made and gripping film. The score alone should win an Oscar as it keeps this movie moving. While the film is good, with the score it's a much better movie.

Based on the Pulitzer Prize winning novel, Nickel Boys tells the story of two boys growing up in a reform school in Florida.

Another film that starts one way and pivots into something else. It's works so well that we thought we'd go in hating this film and came out enjoying it quite a bit.

Another musical in this year's Oscar list. Was Hollywood tricked into nominating this? We think so. So, so BAD.

This could possibly be Joey's favorite film from 2024. It's a huge achievement that it was even nominated for best picture given how the movie starts and how it ends.

What's not to love about this sequel that may actually be better than the first film? Scott's not one for Sci-Fi and even he enjoyed it.