Moviesucktastic

The 2013 Oscar Nominations are out and we go over each category with a fine tooth comb. Listen in and hear Scott and Joey talk too much about Gravity.

APE, not to be confused with King Kong! Released in 1976 the same year as the De Laurentiis King Kong remake. Based on that alone one would have to know this film has more than a few problems.

Christmasucktastic is upon us! Scott and Joey talk about their favorite Christmas movies and play scenes from each one. Enjoy!

Michael Critchton is a horrible writer and film director. It's proven yet again with his horrible futuristic film of Runaway. Will the mustache man beat the tongue guy? Find out!

Happy Thanksgiving! We talk about films that take place on or around the holiday of Thanksgiving. Films like Alice's restaurant, Dutch, Planes, Trains & Automobiles plus more!

A sequel to Saturday Night Fever? The film? Staying Alive. The Director? Sylvester Stallone. Unfortunately only one of us had to sit through 90 minutes of Travolta doing Jazz hands as the other host watched the wrong film. Find out who it was!

The Wicker Man (2006) is carefully dissected for all its horrible glory. Nicolas Cage always seems to at least try and deliver a solid performance even if it's campy. It's one of the worst film he's ever done so please join us in tearing it apart.

Lets talk garbage! This episode is dedicated to everything coming out this January 2014. This is where films go to die. Everything from the new I, Frankenstein to Paranormal Activity 5 is covered. Yeah, crapfest 2014...

Is there anything more terrifying than childbirth? Joey and Scott discuss, along with the unavoidable silliness of devil worship, in their rather timely review of Rosemary's Baby (1968). Hail Satan!

Man, these guys really hate Ti West.

When garbage from the planet Pluton is sent off course to Earth an alien pet with an insatiable appetite comes along with it. It ends up coming through the Putterman's new satellite dish and hilarity (and death) ensues.

Patrick is nearly dead and still he kills! When Patrick kills his mother and her lover he ends up in a coma. He falls in love with his private nurse and tries to kill everyone in his path using psychokinesis to be with her.

When Kirk Douglas's supernatural son is kidnapped by the government, he sets himself on a hell bent mission to get him back anyway he can. Even if it means taking hostages, stealing cars and getting innocent people killed.

You let a woman beat ya! Scott and Joey review the gritty classic Gloria from 1980 and its ugly sister remade in 1999. We break down each film side by side and talk strengths and weaknesses. Although Gloria from 1999 is just...weak.

In "One For The Money" Stephanie Plum is looking for a big payday if she can bring in felon Joe Morelli. If that isn't simple enough for you don't worry, there's plenty of voice over to help along the film.

V.I. Warshawski: She's as sexy as she is smart! When VI's 10 minute boyfriend drops off his daughter and he turns up dead, the real fun begins! Also, a long overdue cinematic confession from Scott!

When a scientist is killed in Pinsky's (Benson) cab, everyone is after him from the Russians, to the FBI to...Bud Cort. They're all after the scientist's monkey, who has memorized a formula for turning trash into plutonium. Yeah, I just said that.

Sunny beaches, roller discos, making out on dumpsters, humorous sexual assault, strange fruit trucks... Welcome to the wonderful world of Roller Boogie!

Set in a post-apocalyptic future where a group of roller-skating lacrosse players imprisoned in a fascist orphanage (complete with roller rink) escape on well-paved desert roads to help a glowing ball restore the planet's water supply. No, really.

Fatal Beauty is a dangerous new drug on the streets and only Whoopi Goldberg can stop it! With a supposed deleted sex scene, bad dialog and terrible gags this is one you won't want to miss. Trucks don't bleed.

The Wild Life is this week's film. Is it too much like Fast Times? (both films penned by Cameron Crowe) Also, Scott rethinks romantic comedies into suspense thrillers. It's casual!

Wolverines! Our first endeavour into the new remake challenge is Red Dawn (1984 and 2012). Also, we bring back the Name That Movie Challenge game from last week!

It's a cross between the $100,000 Pyramid and Name That Tune. Scott and Joey have been tooling around new ideas for the show and here's a taste of what's to come. We hope you have as much fun listening as we did playing.

Jets, army base brats, homosexual overtones and Lou Gossett! That's right, we're talking Iron Eagle! Drop the Wall of Fire and tune in!

The third dimension is TERROR! We review the abominable Jaws 3D. Essentially a 99 minute commercial for SeaWorld but in a very bad way. Join us for 3D fun and antics!