Moviesucktastic

When local nerd Barney (Baio) accidentally gets becomes a victim of his own experiment he gains super telekinetic powers in the process. His best friend Peyton (Aames) sees this as a huge opportunity and hilarity ensues.

The best melt movie ever made? It's none other than Street Trash. A film with layers other than dirt. When a local liquor store owner finds bottles of Tenafly viper he starts selling them to the local homeless, they start melting!

A deranged ex-cop is going around killing innocent people and frames Bruce Campbell (Jack Forrest) for the whole thing. A stellar performance by Tom Atkins a no nonsense detective really brings this film home. Bruce ain't bad either.

Shocker can be campy at times but it's one of Scott and Joey's favorite 80's slasher horror movies. Serial killer Horace Pinker (Mitch Pileggi) steals the movie with a great performance where you're almost rooting for him.

When Rod Steiger (Kallin) decides that the justice system is broken, he hunts down and electrocutes the very criminals that have gotten away with murder because of it.

Deathrow Gameshow, a film Joey used to watch on late night Cinemax back in the day. A comedic take on the game show aspect using nothing but death row criminals as contestants.

The Last Dragon is what we attempt to review this week. We have special guest Christian Wollner and Live Stream decides to crash my entire system all during our milestone 150th episode. Luckily I was able to salvage the show. Enjoy!

YouTube sucks! They will flag, dispute and take down videos of our show all under Fair use and we've had it. Share Scott and Joey's disgust in this very special FU episode to YouTube.

When Pauly Shore has nowhere to live he decides that Jury Duty isn't such a bad idea after all. As he milks the system you only wish you were having your prostate milked instead.

Rappin' (1985) is a lot less tough than it looks. No one can rap. No one can dance. And no one can certainly act. It's so bad Ice T had to rap over Mario Van Peebles voice.

Breakin' and Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo are on tap this week. It's the same film different titles, or is it same title different films, or maybe same genre but different plot structure? Ahhh, who gives a crap really?

The Exterminator is back and cheesier than ever. Set in the not so distant future where break dancing and drugs rule the streets, John is back one more time to clean it all up!

When John's best friend is attacked by the Ghetto Ghouls he takes action into his own hands and pleads to clean the city. A misleading poster, a clone of many other vigilante flicks and some of the worst pacing, foreshadowing and editing around.

What do you get when you have Linda Blair in the beginning stages of the downward spiral of her career? That's right, Savage Streets! When her sister is raped and nearly beaten to death she goes on a vigilante death spree for REVENGE!

Christina Applegate is Dawn, a hooker whose love for heroin has brought her to the Streets. When she's almost killed by a serial killer, her and her new city boyfriend (and everyone she knows) find themselves fighting for their lives to get away from him.

When a little boy watches his parents murdered by (Robert Davi) he's taken in by a crazy homeless woman who raises him as her own. Instead of being put in a shelter and foster care he's raised in the streets and becomes Wild Thing!

Tanya Roberts stars as Sheena, a telepathic soothsayer of all animals of the jungle. When the King is killed in a plot to make money over land and unobtainium, err sorry, Sheena and her new city boyfriend find themselves fighting for their lives.

The Beastmaster isn't just something my wife calls me, it's also our review this week. Join in the fun of this childhood classic that Scott and I grew up with. Swords, witchcraft, peta problems and oh yeah, bat shit crazy Rip Torn.

When Albert brooks dies in a car accident he's sent to Judgment City to defend his life. Everything is perfect about it except it's also unfortunately the deciding ground of whether you move on or get sent back to earth to try it all over again.

Michael Ironside has always been a solid but completely underused character actor. This film is no different. Does it fit the bad movie mold? A fun bad flick? Hell yes! Should Michael Ironside be wearing a leather wife beater? Probably not.

In a world of ash and death it seems that all the hip Norsemen like listening to dub step. I'm guessing when they aren't over acting and spending as little money as possible on the film they are tripping balls with glow sticks somewhere in a cave.

Bill Cosby decided to make a movie in 1987 called Leonard Part 6 that he was directly responsible for. Scott and Joey have decided to review that movie from a listener suggestion. Bad idea.

In this episode Scott and Joey shamelessly whore themselves out by doing an entire show on Philip Seymour Hoffman movies due to his recent death. It's actually not that bad.

How many topics can Joey and Scott get sidetracked on while trying to review yet another wildly mediocre superhero film that shoots its creative wad in the first ten minutes? Listen in and find out.

Recall, recall, recall!! Both the original and remake of Total Recall are reviewed and inspected. Joey was angrier last but lost steam for the actual show. We also play fan voicemail.