Movie Torture

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Blumhouse Trent a hater of most things Blumhouse to talk about the 2022 stinker "Halloween Ends". The guys discuss what Blumhouse is and why they are so bad. They ponder if they would rather live in Haddonfield or Sawville. We learn that Brad's son loves to troll Producer Gary and he is only 10. Blumhouse Trent wants to know why the b...

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as they discuss the werewolf movie from 2005 "Cursed". Hannah lets the guys know that she spent over 3 hours watching bad movies over the weekend. Producer Gary thinks he can beat Brad up in a fight while Roger tells a story about a fight he had with no clothes just a sock. Plus they talk about how t...

On this month's Made up Movie the guys are joined by Jonathan. Producer Gary reads a movie pitch from Barry in Little Rock, Arkansas. This Halloween movie involves an old organ and lots of secrets. Brad talks about a trip him and Blumhouse Trent took to Arkansas to eat Shoneys. They try and figure how Producer Gary would fit in this movie. As always submit your idea and it will be read on the...

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Johnathan to talk about the 2020 crapper "The Hunt" Johnathan opens up about his beef with Brad's dad and wonders why he is Brad's dad's number 3 favorite host. Producer Gary actually talks about watching this movie with Brad and has notes for it. Producer Gary wonders about how much work they must have put into poisoning the...

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as they kick off Slashtober with the year 2000 stinker Scream 3. Roger tells us why he likes watching scary movies, Hannah confesses she thought the killers name was "Stabby". We also learn that Gary had a ghost face mask as a kid. Plus, the gang talks about scary moments in their life and Brad creat...

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Johnathan as they kick off Slashtober with Saw 3D since Saw X was just released. The guys wonder where Roger is and Johnathan claims he is on strike because of Brad's dad's ranking of Johnathan as a guest. They talk about how John Kramer went through Dave Ramsey to have no debt to afford the traps he sets up. They also wonder what a day in...

On this week's episode the guys talk about the 2023 so called football movie, 80 For Brady. They wonder how much Botox was used in the making of this movie, they talk about if they have had any weird traditions or superstitions while watching football, they also learn that Gary has a workout song. Plus, they wonder if it is in Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin's contract that they have to appear...

In this week's BONUS EPISODE the guys chat with the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as Producer Gary reads a made up movie from Carla who lives in Allentown, PA. They talk about what sloppy seconds really is and have they every been sloppy seconds. They also wonder if Carla is writing a biography. Plus they try to cast this movie and wonder if Chris Hemsworth would be good in this movie. If...

On this week's episode the guys talk about the 2007 movie The Game Plan. They wonder what happened to The Rock's hair, we learn that Producer Gary didn't know Rock would say "Do you know what the Rock is cooking?" They wonder if the Rock has actually ever thrown a football and Brad wonders why Christine Lakin is in this movie? Plus, they wonder if anyone young cares about Elv...

On this week's episode the guys tackle the 1988 football movie, but is it really a football movie, Johnny Be Good. They talk about the academy award winning actors in this movie, how it is awesome it's. only 1 hour and 20 minutes. Brad wonders why Uma Thurman's wig isn't in this movie and does her wig need its own credit. Plus Roger tells us a story about the time Michael Jordan co...

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture, Hannah. The first week of Movie Torture Touchdown Month brings us the stinker The Replacements. The gang talks about how awful cleaning a boat would be, they talk about bad jobs they have had, they talk about how this movie looks like it was made in the 90's, Roger spills the beans early on how much he has watch...

On this week's episode Brad and Roger bring Opposites Attract Month to a close as they discuss the 2006 disaster My Super Ex Girlfriend. They wonder why Gary is absent again, They talk about what he is wearing since he isn't there, they wonder is G Girl the laziest superhero name. They also discuss is G Girl the real villain of this movie. Plus, Brad wonders if Super Flex could live in thi...

On this week's episode the guys continue the Opposites Attract Month talking about the 1987 comedy Can't Buy Me Love. Roger and Brad wonder where Gary is? They talk about Berets and if they are cool, They wonder if the mall has ever had a store devoted to just telescopes and they talk about what their favorite stores were at the mall. Roger talks about his long Red hair again and how he wa...

In this week's BONUS EPISODE the guys are joined by Johnathan as Producer Gary reads a made up movie from Marty in Osh Kosh, Wisconsin. Marty proposes a movie about football, gangsters and a nagging wife. The guys are baffled at how this got submitted but try and help Marty make this a workable movie. They also discuss should the gangster be Italian? Producer Gary also talks about his love for...

On this week's episode Johnathan joins the guys for the third week of Opposites Attract Month to talk about the terrible The Hottie and the Nottie from 2008. The guys discuss how gross June is to actually look at, why did they make her so gross, is Paris Hilton the worst actress of all time? They also try and rank the worst Paris Hilton movies. Brad shares a story about when he met Paris Hilto...

On this week's episode Johnathan joins the guys in this second week of Opposites Attract month which brings us the stinker A Guy Thing from 2003. The gang talks about what happened to Jason Lee, is he still a scientologist, is Julia Stiles dumber than Haru and is she hot. Plus, we learn about bad breakups from the guys and Johnathan shares about a guy he didn't like. follow us on IG moviet...

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture, Hannah. The gang dives head first into this stinker from 2000 that spends the whole time repeating itself, they wonder if Jason Biggs was forced to do this movie, Brad admits to seeing this one in the theater, they talk about first girlfriends and we learn Roger had long red hair. Plus, the gang calls Trent to verif...

On this week's episode the guys are joined by special guest Johnathan as he returns for more torture this time with Michael Myers. The guys talk about how bad the mask looks in this movie, how Roger hasn't seen a horror movie since the 90's, Producer Gary talks about the Rob Zombie Halloween, Why is Jamie Leigh Curtis in this movie? The guys also wonder if Busta Rhymes did his own Kung...

On this month's episode of Made Up Movie, Johnathan and off mic Hannah join the guys to discuss Michael from El Paso's movie pitch. He pitched "Super Flex" a story so crazy you have to listen to hear it. The gang discusses who would play Flex, Hannah judges Brad because he forgot Chris Pratt is in a Marvel movie and the wonder if this would be a good fit for Marvel or DC. Plus th...

On this week's episode the guys are joined by special guests Greg and Matt as they take a trip to Gotham to talk about the 1997 film, Batman and Robin. They wonder why Producer Gary is dressed as Batman, what is McGregor's Disease and why is stage one the worst? They chat about why the title of this movie is all wrong and are Batman and Robin a couple? They discuss how Uma Thurman must not...

On this week's episode the guys are joined by special guest Hannah who makes a return visit to talk about the 2018 movie Book Club. They talk about the fact that Jane Fonda has to always play the cool character, have they seen 50 shades of Grey, spoiler alert, they haven't. They discuss their last first dates, and talk about the fact that Andy Garcia is a little forward when it comes to da...

On this week's episode the guys are joined by special guest Johnathan. They discuss how bad the turtle costumes are, how much did Domino's not want to be a sponsor of this movie, how bad the villain is and where is Shredder? Also, they discuss TMNT PTSD and if that's a real thing. The guys also wonder which turtle was the most annoying and would a hard R rated turtle movie be better th...

In this weeks BONUS EPISODE the guys are joined by Hannah as Producer Gary reads a made up movie from listener Donnie from Wichita, Kansas. They talk about Mermans, are cartoons living in live action worlds good movies? They also learn that Roger hates the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit. All this while helping Donnie polish his story. Follow us on IG at movietorturepod Submit your movie pitch to th...

On this weeks episode the guys travel back to 2017 and watch Baywatch. They discuss beach bathrooms, Would this movie had been better with Will Ferrell, Is every actress in this movie a 10 and they read five star Amazon Reviews for this movie. Baywatch stars Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Pryiyanka Chopra Jonas. Directed by Seth Gordon Email us at movietorturepod@gmail.com Follow on IG at movietorture...

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Sports movie expert Justin. They Discuss how dumb Napoleon Dynamite is in this movie, why Rob Schneider would rather play baseball than stay home with his wife, which car is cooler the Batmobile or the KnightRider car and has Rachel Hunter ever actually been to a Pizza Hut? PLUS: Justin talks about what he does to bully his kids at home. Benchwarme...