Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour (MPRPH)

Good Evening. This is an official PSA that you should NOT watch the film Battlefield Earth starring John Travolta, directed by Roger Christian, with a story by L Ron Hubbard. It is genuinely one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. It's not even fun bad. Save yourself. Please. Your Homework: Waterworld (1995)

Good Evening. The Lantern? Green. The Oath? Unnecessary. The Brothers? Evening. This episode, the Evening Brothers discuss Green Lantern (2011) starring Ryan Reynolds. And no, I don't mean Lanterns , the HBO Max show that is very good. I mean Green Lantern, the movie that is very not good. Don't forget, everyone: Make a meme with your body and say the caption out loud. Your Homework: Battl...

Good Evening, On this very special episode for which the Evening Brothers locked the F in on the podcast for exactly 1 hour and 7 minutes, there is a lot of discussion of Aliens and Predators. That's right, this evening, the boys are reviewing Alan Ritchson's Netflix's War Machine. Check your radiators, folks. Your Homework: Green Lantern (2011) Please send this episode to someone. Rate and review...

Good Evening! This episode has all the audio from everyone involved! Low bar, but consider it cleared! This week, the Evening Brothers discuss the seminal classic Borderlands, based loosely on the video game series and directed loosely by Eli Roth! Your Homework: War Machine (2026)

Good Evening. This day is a somber one. One of mourning. Mourning the loss of Jon's audio. Audio that just might have changed the world as we know it. It's not every day that you get the opportunity to hear 2/3rds of a conversation though! Though it might not be a good thing. Thing is, the Evening Brothers discuss Jason Statham's A Working Man. Man I wish my audio wasn't broken. Yo...

Good Evening! This episode, the Evening Brothers discuss the film Alien Vs Predator in as much detail as is required by the picture itself, which is to say almost none. It's a dumb movie hiding behind the mask of a thing you like. That said, it could be argued that the brothers are actually finding their footing in the whole "podcast space" so maybe share this with someone you love o...

Good Evening, This week, the Evening Brothers discuss Guy Ritchie's King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. They discuss Lake Ladies, bad CGI sword fighting, and the mathematical and theoretical improbabilities of a ... wait that can't be right... ROUND TABLE?!?! Your Homework: Alien VS Predator (2004)

Good Evening, On this very special sequel episode of the Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour, the Evening Brothers are discussing John Carpenter's Escape from LA! They cover everything from the snake tattoo to whether or not Snake Plisskin is the American James Bond. From snake to Snake. Your Homework: King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

Good Evening, This really is a special evening. This evening, the Brothers discuss John Carpenter's "Escape from New York", a good movie. Repeat: a GOOD MOVIE. They discuss everything from the start of the snake tattoo to the end of the snake tattoo. If you would like to reach the Brothers, email mprphpodcast@gmail.com Also like and rate and subscribe or whatever. Your Homework: Esca...

Good Evening, It's finally mid-February, which means the time has arrived to release our 2025 Clipshow! Couldn't be a more timely time. This is the timeliest time that has ever timed. Please share this with someone. And rate us. I'm begging you. BEGGING. Sincerely, Brother Jon. Your Homework: Escape from New York (1981)

Good evening, The Brothers this week are taking a look (some a closer look than others) at the Disney Channel Original Movie Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2, truly undiscovered country for the boys. And much like the Z-O-M-B-I-E-S films, the Evening Brothers finally solve racism in this one. Except for Preston's white hair. That still makes him a freak. We appreciate you listening to the Motion Picture Retrib...

Good Evening, This fine, albeit slightly late Halloween spooktacular episode of the Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour, the Evening Brothers discuss End of Days (1999) starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Conversation this week includes (but is not limited to) Preston's Repelling Corner, the frustration of plot-detective work, and Michael Caine playing Arnold Schwarzenegger playing Cain and Abel fro...

Good Evening, On this very special bonus episode of The Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour, the Evening Brothers are in the same room (car) together talking about Tron: Ares. This is no ordinary Tron movie though. It stars Jared (Damaged forehead tattoo) Leto as Dr. Michael Morbius... I mean Ares, the Master Control for Dillinger's grid. If that sounds a little too nerdy for your taste... well....

Good Evening, This is a special episode, one that will go down in history. The Evening Brothers dissect the Adam Sandler classic film Pixels. But that isn't what makes it so special. This is the first episode since the conception of Find Your Funny that the boys didn't need to rely on the crutch. They never lost their dang funny. This one's an "Oops All Podcast" kind of jam....

Good Evening, I want to take this opportunity in front of God and Family to officially apologize for the turn that Find Your Funny (an MPRPH Podcast) and Johnson on the Street (A Find Your Funny Podcast) has taken. We have been made aware of the unfortunate vibe that these two sub-podcasts create within the context of our show, and while that was never the intention, the effect is undeniable. Plea...

Good Evening, You can't tell anyone. Not even your surprisingly normal daughter. But this episode? Is actually a TRAP. Yeah, you remember the knife-guy from down the street? That sicko you heard about on the news? Well, the feds heard he was going to be listening to this podcast, so they set up a plan to just literally ask anyone who kind of looks like a man if they're the Knife-Guy. Isn't that br...

Good Evening, Thank you for spending your hour with the Evening Brothers. This episode, they discuss how hot Jason Statham is, whether or not we would watch a Death Race, and how hot Jason Statham is. If you would like to reach the Brothers, you can email us at mprphpodcast@gmail.com I promise you will get on the show.

Good Evening, You may find yourself thinking "huh, Daredevil? I thought that was a good movie/show/comic/almost-video-game-a-couple-times...". And on that, you'd be correct. However, we aren't here to discuss Daredevil (not for longer than about 30 seconds, anyway). We're certainly not here to discuss Charlie Cox. We're not even here to discuss Ben Affleck. We're here...

Good Evening, There are lots of things I could say to make this better, lots of excuses I could make for why this episode is the way that it is. But in this economy, in this political climate, I just don't think there's a whole lot of merit to that. I want to rise above these petty avoidances. We're better than that. And by that I mean we're better than this episode. I'm saying...

Good Evening, This might be controversial, but as a true cinephile, I think I really got this movie. There are themes you couldn't even begin to comprehend unless you listened to the dialogue even a little bit at all. Then you might comprehend it. Because that's about as deep as it gets. On the plus side, Jon's rip-roaring world famous segment "Red Light Green Light" gets ano...

Good Evening, I'll be the one to say what we're all thinking: This is arguably our best episode about the Ballistic Cinematic Universe. If you have not watched Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever (2002) you might find yourself wondering what the best viewing experience is. Let me be the first to tell you that watching this bad boy on 1.5 speed is a certified fresh game changer and I'm begging you to watch it...

Good Evening, I don’t know how you will feel about the following statement, but the value of truth is higher than your current willingness to accept it, so with a heavy heart I must carry on saying it: There exists significantly more romantic tension between the three Evening Brothers than there does between the two leads of this fortnight's film: Anyone But You With that said, I must also apologi...

Good Evening, I would like to put it on the official record the Cowboys and Aliens is NOT, as some have claimed, "An Excellent F*cking Film". And while it may not be that, it is... pretty bad. Yeah it's pretty bad. Your Homework: Anyone But You (2023) If you want to get a message on the show, you can email MPRPHPodcast@gmail.com ! Please email us. We want to know you're okay.

Good Evening, It is on this, the day of days, that I say Happy Halloween to you, one and all! I'm sorry there's a negative spectral energy on this episode, we're looking into it. My theory is Lincoln is haunted. Who's to say? Anyway, your homework is still: Cowboys and Aliens Sincerely, The Raddler

Good Evening, The Brothers three would like to welcome you to the future of podcasting, nay, the future of friendship. The doors have been blown wide open for Brother Preston's radical kickin' boots and we're never closing them. What am I talking about? Well I'm glad you've asked. I'm discussing the choice to farm nicknames for each of our beautiful boys, instead of letting them grow naturally. It...