Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour (MPRPH)

Good Evening. Not joking, between recording this episode and Brother Lincoln finishing the edit, I wholly forgot that I had seen this particular film. Just to be clear, that is not a diss on my Brother. It's a diss on either the film or myself, I'll let you take your pick. The film discussed this episode is "Stealth", directed by Rob Cohen, starring Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel, and...

Good evening. Grab the hand of the person to your left and right. Join together as one large group of Garfield appreciators. Become a family of Lasagnanaires. This evening, the Brothers discuss the canonical truths of the world of Garfield, John, and sweet sweet little Odie. He's such a good boy. Your homework: Stealth (2005) Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail...

The ol' ZS has done it again, folks. And by "done it again" I mean underwhelmed us with sci-fi ripoffs. It's about time to story of... Ares? Artelus? Martinelli? uhhh... It's about time the story of the Scargiver on Fire was told, and the only person brave enough to do it is Zach. We should all be grateful. Your homework: Garfield A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) Thank you for li...

DWAYNE CAN ACT???? Look, we're all going to take whatever time we need to come to terms with this truth, but eventually it must be accepted: Dwayne The Rock Johnson isn't just a cheez-it enthusiast. He can also be a thespian. Or a guy with a gun. But a guy who seems WILDLY different from the Dwayne we know and love. This episode, the Evening Brothers discuss the seminal classic: Doom (2005...

This episode, the Brothers talk about "Die Another Day", James Bond's latest adventure at some point. Was this our best episode yet? ... probably not. You have my full permission to start a follow-up podcast and make your best friends talk about this episode as a form of punishment. Just call it the "Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour Retribution Power Hour" and we won&#...

The city may be lost, but the Evening Brothers are finding new and innovative ways to discuss bad film. One perfect example of that: just... just discussing a pretty good film. Weird call, Brother Preston. Your homework: Die Another Day (2002) Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at mprph...

Whole lotta clock talk this episode. The Evening Brothers discuss Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. No, not the one that's pretty okay, the other one. Which, somehow is also pretty okay-ish? It's a weird day at the EB Office. RIP Rude Jimmy S. You will be missed. Your homework: The Lost City (2022) Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate...

"You know, I'm something of a franchise killer myself." This episode, the Brothers talk about Sony's latest disgrace: Madame Web! If you don't want to hear three dudes talk about how this should have been a Spider-man or Spider-Woman or Spider-Anything movie, this episode might not be for you. Cause after about 20 minutes or so that's pretty much all they're bringing...

Robots: Interesting. Spider Women: hot. Zach: Snyder. This episode, the Evening Brothers discuss Rebel Moon Part 1, the latest masterpiece from Netflix. They cover all the bases, from minor frustrations to genuine film criticism. But the one thing they never discuss? Dora the Explorer. Oh wait... Nevermind, they do. Wow, what are the chances? Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send y...

The Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour has OFFICIALLY begun. And it starts with some of the worst of the worst, as Lincoln has made his friends watch... I don't even know if I can type it.... Twilight ! Much like the film itself, the Evening Brothers spend a shockingly small amount of time thinking about vampires. Unlike the film, however, this episode might be worth your time. Thank you fo...

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, not to mourn a loss, but to celebrate a life. A beautiful life that brought joy to at least three people including the hosts. TWINKIEtalk has passed away in the night, and while it may look like natural causes, we know the truth. Someone in this room is responsible for the death of this wonderful podcast. Someone sinister. Someone devious. And if you lis...

Welcome to Hell, boy! The Evening Brothers are proud to have taken this horrible film in for two hours of human life. It was an honor and a privilege. We are the shield that protects you from misery. Protect your hearts, kiddos. Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you want to send your movie recommendations for the pod, or your fan mail, or your hate mail, we'll read it all the same! Just...

Listen! Do you smell that? It smells like fear and generic alien designs! Strap in to your chair in what looks like an unfinished basement, grab some air-pods (but not the ones you're thinking about... like the oxygen ones), and get ready for the Evening Brothers to talk about After Earth! I promise we're not going to do a Will Smith impression the whole time... probably... Your homework f...

You heard it here first, folks: Brother Lincoln is a very technical boy. This episode, the Brothers join forces to try their very hardest NOT to talk about Denis Villeneuve. It's a tough needle to thread, but God gives His hardest challenges to His strongest soldiers. Take care of your cybernetic dolphins. Your homework for this episode: After Earth (2013) Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk!...

Happy Halloween everybody!!! We are proud to present our special Halloween episode of TWINKIEtalk, in which the Brothers realize very quickly that self-aware films are incredibly hard to make fun of. Still, I can't complain. There are now two more people on this big old world of ours that have seen this masterpiece. Stay safe out there tonight, kiddos. Your homework for this week: Johnny Mnemo...

It's a Prest-stravaganza out here! A film made specifically for Brother Preston, all about climbing rocks and showing off your radical deltoids. Based on a premise, this one's a ride! The Evening Brothers wander through the mountainous discourse of climbing gear, people's dad's friends, and human ninja turtles, all expertly guided by Preston. You don't wanna miss this one. I me...

Imagine a world filled with sand. A planet, dry and arid, with dust storms overtaking the sky. A place where water is the most valuable natural resource, and the least plentiful. A world that can only agree on one thing: the bugs are far too big. That's exactly what Brother Jon is experiencing currently in Texas. If only there were a movie that would also fit that description... or perhaps TWO...

Good Evening. I would like to take a moment to ask you to send this episode to your best friend and your worst enemy. NOW, if you have been gifted this episode, take a moment to reflect on your current standing with whoever sent this to you. Are you friends? Or have you wronged them with such severity that they will never forgive you? Either way, thanks for listening to the episode and rating the...

Good Evening. In a shocking turn of events, we all actually kind of liked this movie. This revelation is both shocking and slightly disturbing. We will all be taking some time to process in our own ways. Some with a long bubble-bath and a nice red blend, some with a week-long hike in the woods, some with a cavalcade of bad 70's-80's horror films. You do the math on who might be doing what....

Good Evening. The podcast you are about to listen to has been voted "Definitely Top 10 Podcasts Currently Being Produced by the Evening Brothers". This is a prestigious honor, and we are glad to accept it humbly with an undertone of pompousness. We also chose to consume some various adult beverages as it "makes the funny juices escape ma'body" (Brother Jon), but please reme...

They always told us the video games were going to rot our brains. Turns out, they were wrong. It was the movie Constantine. So, they weren't super far off honestly. We're working on getting on a more consistent schedule, I pinkie swear. But on the off chance it doesn't happen, blame Brother Lincoln. He told me he takes full responsibility for the actions of the podcast. Weird right? Yo...

This is a movie with two sequels, and for my money, that is not nearly enough sequels. I need spinoffs, I need prequels, gimme baby Xander Cage! If you happen to read these, this is probably the episode to start on. Definitely not the last one and DEFINITELY not episode 1. Listen to this one, it made my wife laugh. yours, Brother Jon Thank you for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you would like to rec...

Come one, come all! Gather round the fire as these Evening Brothers tell the tale of... I want to say his name was Charlie? Or Dave? Anyway, we tell the tale of the worst child ever conceived who learns to box using robots and all his hopes and dreams. Is the robot alive? Is this a prequel to a semi-popular and shortlived movie series? Find out now! Also the arm did go up there and I will never be...

Hey, everybody. I'm not gonna lie, you could skip this one if you want to. It's not our best work. I mean it was when we made it, because...it was like our first episode. But dang dude... this one's rough stuff. Listen at your own risk. DO watch Q the Winged Serpent though. That movie rules. cordially, Brother Jon