Motherfunk

This week both Shirleys book themselves in for massages as the literal weight of two children take its toll. Amidst the sleepless nights and subpar parenting, the Longer discovers flushable butt wipes whilst the Shorter self-flagellates having given Covid to her Arabian family.  Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! Get tickets for the Shirley's show on 30th Jan here. https://www.tickettext.co...

The Shorter Shirley is climbing the walls as the dreaded lurgy lingers in her household for its third week. The Longer confirms her MILF status by bagging a commercial playing an older French mum. Both women complain that their sons have developed the unforgivable habit of picking their noses and feasting on the findings.  You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.c...

One child catches a glimpse of his manny’s member whilst the other weeps over his scary bedsheets.  Discover which Shirley gifted the other haemorrhoid drops for Christmas, why beauty doesn’t always get you the gig and how Meatloaf helped get over a break up. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! Get tickets for the Shirley's show on 30th Jan here. https://www.tickettext.co.uk/R73b1DZWkn You c...

Shirley & Shirley kick off series two with high hopes for 2022. The longer is celebrating being out of isolation, whilst the Shorter ponders investing in sex toys. More irreverent chat about breastfeeding, tricky toddlers, and exactly why a load of champagne has just just arrived at the door.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shirlies come together after more than three months apart for this one-off Yuletide special. The Shorter has had her babe - not without complications, and the Longer has returned to work leaving her youngest home alone. Tune in for candid conversations about babies, birthing and blow jobs.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The taller Shirley is seven days in to baby number two and breastfeeding is not easy. The shorter Shirley and her willing partner are bereft at the departure of the hot handyman. There's a big announcement, Edinburgh chat and more. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted...

There's big news this week. That's all I'm saying... Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a matter of days until the taller Shirley gives birth to her second child. On top of that there are belated presents being opened, talk of wine/champagne fridges and, of course, Bennifer. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

The taller Shirley is signing off work in preparation for baby no. 2, the shorter's breasts are already leaking months before hers is due. There are tips, tricks and the usual hilarity. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

The Shirleys are in the same room today, one with a bad blow dry and the other nearly had her leg off. Their boys met up for a playdate too this week, and there was some very bad behaviour.. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

It's a Q&A with the Shirleys this week - giving birth the second time around and what would they / will they do differently... Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The sport is on constantly in the taller Shirley's house this week, while the shorter Shirley has been tripping around Soho. Matt Hancock, June Gloom and Breast Dressed all appear too. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

An unfair question to the shorter Shirley's son? Junemass is a thing apparently, and culturally appropriated dolls. It's all in this week's episode. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Doula extraordinaire and general all round lovely person Natalie Meddings joins the girls this week to talk all things giving birth. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Staycations have been had, anniversaries celebrated (or not) and there's some big news from one of the Shirleys this week. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shirleys celebrate fourteen years as a comedy duo this week, and the shorter Shirley has a romance anniversary too, although those celebrations weren't all they could have beenl A weekend away, Sinéad O'Connor, Mare of Eastown and bobbing for cocks also feature. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirl...

More banter from the Shirleys incuding tips for travelling with a toddler, maternity wear and meetings with famous people. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girls have their old buddy, dad and actor Sam Spruell on this week. You will know sam from the telly box, usually playing a baddie, but irl he's a sweetheart. They're keeping it real with interruptions and all, kid chat, working life and of course the all important question of who takes the bins out. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirle...

It's a thing, apparently, motherhood ambivalence - leading to chat on egg freezing and tired oeufs. Holidays, passing the clap and the forthcoming birth of the taller Shirley also get a look in. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley Hosted on Acast...

Grubby clothes, a Malian woman giving birth to NINE babies, children's early memories are all on the agenda this week. oh, and those Aussie girls are back! Tune in, enjoy and subscribe You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shirleys are joined by mum of one, clinical therapist and Mum's the Word author Rebecca Oxtoby. They talk about first (and only) loves, babies vs toddlers, and of course the release of Rebecca's Second Book Tune in, enjoy and subscribe You can find out more about Rebecca and where to find her books at: https://mumsthewordonline.com/mums-the-word/ and follower her on instagram https://www.insta...

The Shirleys talk big boobs, pregnancy tales, trips to Hamleys and poos in boxes - and there's even more! Tune in, enjoy and subscribe You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girls talk dinners out, charity shops, their worst gig ever and going shopping S-H-O-P-I-N-G apparently! Tune in, enjoy and subscribe! You can contact the Shirleys at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You're in for a treat this week with the multi-talented singer, writer, activist and mother Rizo joining the Shirleys for some soul searching and deep diving into relationships, communal living, love, life and all that comes in between. She is truly inspirational. Tune in, enjoy and subscribe! You can find Rizo at: Website: https://rizo.love Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/rizolove Instagram: rizo...

There's big news on this week's episode, on top of chat about Harry and Megan vs the Archbishop of Canterbury, boy vs girls and thermal underwear. Go figure. Tune in, enjoy and subscribe! You can contact the girls at: Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Instagram: @thetwoshirleys Twitter: @shirlandshirl Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.