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Bad Bunny, BIAB, and being Busy. Please note that the Shorter Shirley, unsurprisingly, gets the name of the nail-strengthening treatment, BIAB, incorrect. It is not BIAM, it is BIAB (Builder in a Bottle). You are welcome. Please consider donating to Salam's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Please donate to Samah and her children: ht...

A new hairstyle, a hectic lifestyle and an evening with Mr. Harry Styles. Please consider donating to Salam's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Please donate to Samah and her children: https://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lana Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on...

From Woking to Windsor, with a bum wipe in between. Donate to Salam's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Donate to Samah and her children https://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lana Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See...

Solo parenting, sober raves, and bum gel Donate to Salam's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Donate to Samah and her children https://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lana Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Breast reductions, Asda, and Nigel Farage. Donate to Salam's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Donate to Samah and her children https://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lana Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

This episode may literally pinch a nerve as the Shirleys discuss mysterious ailments, the horrors of changing careers, and whether it's okay to use lube as hair gel or worse... to call your sister "sexy". Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com! Edite...

This week the Shirleys dissect the dystopian nature of robotic mums and AI essays, leggings make a triumphant comeback and the ladies rank some royal scandals. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com! Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia Follow us on...

This week, the Shirleys discuss the upcoming release of a new MJ biopic, family rituals, the long Shirley's husband takes a tumble and the short Shirley has some explaining to do down at the school. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com! Edited by K...

This week, the Shirleys find out which age is meant to be the unhappiest, a local pub bans children, cigarettes are back on the rise and the Fury family gets even bigger than before. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com! Edited by Kez Sol Owens @ke...

This week, the Shirleys review Winklefringe's new telly venture, Piers Morgan gets beaten at his own game, Banksy's identity is finally revealed to the world and the long Shirley desperately urges her peers not to abandon life in the city. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to moth...

This week, the short Shirley accidentally incites a pub brawl, the ladies discuss Louis Theroux's concerning new documentary, "Into the Manosphere", and the UK comedy scene receives a promising update in the form of the new Saturday Night Live. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to...

This week, the Shirley's manifest a spot alongside the great "Winklefringe", Jennifer Aniston takes some prenuptial counsel with Courteney Cox and the short Shirley pins her hopes on a phone call from Heart FM. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!...

This week, the Shirley's discuss a controversial moment at the BAFTAs, Prince William has so much going on in his head that he can't watch films, the short Shirley faces the duality of riding bicycles and Michelle Obama drops some serious parenting advice. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your...

This week, the not-so-grand Duke of York faces his latest media storm, the long Shirley can't decide what to give up for lent, a child becomes obsessed with tattoos and find out how much time you could be saving by exiting more swiftly. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to motherf...

This week, reality kicks in as the Shirley's return from a dreamy time abroad, the short Shirley finds a spaghetti recipe that won't break the bank, the ladies react to underwhelming Valentine's day gifts and a certain shop is crackers for cheese. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions...

This week, the Shirley’s reflect on a well needed getaway, discuss their Valentine’s Day plans (and past mistakes) and explore why couples are no longer tying the knot.  Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com! Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedi...

This week, a new parenting style takes the internet by storm, a sexy show leaves the short Shirley clutching her pearls with glee and a Greek secret good enough for Barbie herself is revealed. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com! Edited by Kez Sol...

This week, the ladies discuss the ongoing feud between Posh and Brooklyn, the short Shirley's wife finds outside comfort in the form of good Wi-Fi and baked confectionary, the long Shirley provides some half-term recommendations and find out how hotels are testing the limits of intimacy! Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survi...

This week, the ladies talk of an unbridled belting of Tina Turner, the mask is finally lifted on the short Shirley's new gadget, Will Smith reaches true enlightenment and Greggs' new breakfast option becomes an overnight (oats) sensation. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to mothe...

This week, after a hectic festive period, the Shirleys return to discuss their Christmas hauls, a new michelin star breakfast experience, the short Shirley's daughter has to face her prejudices and the long Shirley assures us her new bag isn't for the average (trader) joe. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate...

This week, the Shirleys recount a festive, Butlins-esque gig, the short Shirley engages in some tactical gift-giving, we find out the ladies' biggest guilty pleasures of this year and some unexpected house guests arrive in time for the festive season. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your quest...

This week, the long Shirley stuns and entertains her house guests - against their will. The short Shirley powers through a magnesium deficiency to escape an academic K-hole, the ladies give a podcast recommendation (as if you need one) and there's more drama at the Beckham household. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-a...

This week, the Shirley's despair over soaring cheese prices, Prince Harry sets his sights on american late night TV, the short Shirley goes overboard with Disney dolls and find out the pros and cons of 'Friend-mas'. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley...

This week, the Shirley's tread new ground in the world of auctioneering, Prince William drops an absolute truth bomb, King Charles gives the passport a fresh makeover and find out which shows are worth a watch this winter! Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyand...

This week, the short Shirley reflects on pulling off the party of the decade, the long Shirley becomes a household face, the ladies discuss the pros and cons of an AI husband and vie for a spot on Claudia Winkleman's new show. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Email your questions to motherfunk@shirle...