Motherfunk

This week the Shirleys are back from Spain and they talk about Separation Anxiety, Man Skirts and missing vegetables while away. Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shirleys are at a wedding together in Spain. This week they talk about JLo, gyrating and the heat wave. Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Posh Spice, shitty gifts and the Horniman museum. Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From the Desert to Battersea. This week the Shirleys talk about sugared almonds, BoJo's exit and travelling with excess baggage. Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Pride, Aldi and Elvis. Plus, breaking news, the Shorter Shirley hits the desert with two kids in tow! Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kate Bush, no more wees in the sea and pawn shops. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're OBSESSED with celebrity's faces and fingers this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Longer Shirley dials in from the Italian countryside this week. Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Platty Jubes, a song about Prince Andrew and fifteen years of Shirley & Shirley. Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hand transplants, drug dealing headmistresses, and why you should never have kids. And this is your last chance to buy tickets to PUSH IT this FRIDAY 3rd June @ 2pm (use discount code MIDEAST1) https://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3 Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drying up on stage, rapping in Arabic and an ominous rash. Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pm (use discount code MIDEAST1) https://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3 Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knackered lingerie, homophobia and sex parties. *CORRECTION* In this episode The Short Shirley says that only people who identify as women can attend One Night sex parties. Not true, people who identify as non binary can also attend. Sozzles. Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pm https://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3 Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram...

Golden boobies, performing in a hotel in front of ten people and appearing in an actual film. Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pm https://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3 Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Listen, subscribe and share! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fifteen pound prawn, in bed with Madonna and sex with a duck. Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pm https://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3 Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Listen, subscribe and share! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Designer bras, DNA results, evil sleep fairies. Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pm https://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3 Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Listen, subscribe and share! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rihanna's maternity wardrobe, toddler gnocchi and flashing at the Easter Bonnet Parade. Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pm https://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3 Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Listen, subscribe and share! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the menu this week: Rats at Mc D’s, MRI’s and an Easter fanny wax.  Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pm https://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3 Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Listen, subscribe and share! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shirleys have got their whinge on this week and admit they only have themselves to blame for the mess they find themselves in.  Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pm https://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3 Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow them on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Listen, subscribe and share. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

The Shirleys discuss tax evasion, Camille Cottin and Sexy Starter Kits.  Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pm https://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3 Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow them on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Listen, subscribe and share. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Terry Waite, eye tests and the Red Light District are your starters for ten. Also, turns out one Shirley likes a sex snack and the other doesn’t. Hmmm… What’s a sex snack?  Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pm https://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3 Email your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow them on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Listen, subscribe and share. Hosted on Acast. S...

The Longer Shirley returns from Zurich with top tips of how not to travel with kids whilst the Shorter is glued to a pump because her youngest refuses formula. Will she ever be able to go out again? Will the Longer ever stop going out? Email The Shirleys with your questions at motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow them on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Listen, subscribe and share. Hosted on Acast. Se...

The Longer points out to the Shorter that missing ‘to tea’ gives Judith Kerr’s iconic book a very different meaning. Find out who’s off to Zurich, why two ears are better than one and which popular children’s educator is on YouTube taking an actual crap.  Listen, subscribe and share. Ask the Shirleys ANYTHING: motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow the Shirleys on Instagram @thetwoshirl...

The Shirleys come together to record in the dead of night. They celebrate their first hot date together sans kids and dive into swimming pools warmer than soup, rats the size of cats and a hot new mascara that’s better than sex.  Listen, subscribe and share! Follow the Shirleys on Instagram @thetwoshirleys www.shirleyandshirley.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Longer Shirley has a perpetual cold which the Short one insists is better than a perpetual period. Discover why you should never slag anyone off on a podcast and which Shirley ended up in A&E.  Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share! You can ask the Shirleys questions via email and they will do their best to answer you on air. motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com Follow their story on Instag...

The Shirleys discuss their new postpartum figures and how to get their Willing Partners back in the sack. Or how to keep them out. Meanwhile, The Shorter gigs alone and spends half the night on the toilet and the Longer wakes with a numb face just as she’s about to film a commercial.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.