Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into an incredible new program from Ozarks Food Harvest that provides free seeds to help you grow your own garden! We also cover a miraculous plane crash in Toronto where everyone survived, the quirky National Days for February 19th, and—back by popular demand—our own original blues song, Springfield Traffic Blues! Plus, plenty of laughs, wild commen...

Get ready for another wild episode of Morning Crankers! Today, we break down Captain America: Brave New World and dive into the ultimate battle—Red Hulk vs. Green Hulk! We also tackle what salary you need to live comfortably in St. Louis, discuss today’s famous birthdays and National Days, and call out gym membership stereotypes. Plus, why is there outrage over disease detectors at the CDC failing...

Get ready for another hilarious ride with Morning Crankers on February 17, 2025! We dive into Presidents Day fun, celebrate famous birthdays like Michael Jordan, Billie Joe Armstrong, and the legendary Jim Brown. Sports fans, we’ve got you covered with a USA vs. Canada hockey showdown and the latest on the St. Louis Cardinals at MLB spring training. Plus, don’t miss our mouth-watering review of Hu...

Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining Valentine’s Day special on the Morning Crankers Podcast! We dive into the history of Valentine’s Day, the science behind pheromone cologne, and share dating tips to help (or hurt) your love life. Plus, we break down some of the worst pickup lines and most savage rejection lines of all time—because nothing says romance like laughing at epic fails. Whether...

Valentine’s Day is here, and Morning Crankers is bringing you the ultimate survival guide for dating success (or at least avoiding total disaster)! In this episode, we break down 8 things you should NEVER say on a Valentine’s date, the absolute worst Valentine’s Day gifts, and some great places to take your date in Springfield, MO for a romantic night out. Plus, we highlight some wild national hol...

In this hilarious episode of Morning Crankers, we take a deep dive into Springfield, MO, and bring you our first-ever Springfield Blues Comedy Segment—easily one of the funniest things we’ve ever done! We also talk about bad canned tuna recalls from Costco, Trader Joe’s, and other major retailers, breaking down why you should check your pantry ASAP. Plus, we discuss the FBI uncovering 2400 new doc...

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the Kansas City Chiefs’ heartbreaking loss in the Super Bowl and what went wrong. Plus, Springfield, MO, is looking to crack down on expired tags—should the police have the power to tow your car? We also celebrate the 30-year reunion of The Drew Carey Show and more! Tune in for laughs, rants, and everything in between. Become a supporter of this p...

Get ready for a Super Saturday edition of Morning Crankers! We welcome Myia Hanson from the hit family podcast "We Are the Hansons" for a hilarious and insightful chat about life, family, and the upcoming Super Bowl. Expect non-stop laughs, wild takes, and great conversation as we dive into game predictions, halftime hype, and unforgettable moments. Don't miss this high-energy, must-listen episode...

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we kick things off with DOGE—but not the crypto! We’re talking about the incredible work they’re doing to uncover waste and save taxpayers a billion dollars a day. Then, we check in on the upper respiratory sickness spreading through Springfield, MO—is it just the season, or something more? Finally, we take a hilarious deep dive into the wild world of Bigfoo...

It’s another wild morning on Morning Crankers! We’re diving into the latest on Travis Kelce and the KC Chiefs, insane weather records being shattered, and the crazy world of tariffs and skyrocketing egg prices. Plus, a few surprises and laughs along the way—because that’s what we do best! Grab your coffee and crank up the fun Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mor...

Get ready for another laugh-filled morning with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into bizarre historical coincidences—because history loves to be weird. We also explore the best things to do in Springfield, MO, this February (spoiler: it's not just hiding from the cold). And if you’ve ever thought competitive beer drinking should be an Olympic sport, we’ve got you covered with the Hold My Beer Oly...

In this wild ride of an episode, we dive into Germany’s bizarre beef with the English apostrophe (grammar police, stand down!), Trump’s tariffs and why winning never gets old, and the jaw-dropping tale of a Missouri woman who killed, escaped a Mexican prison, and then pulled the ultimate game of hide-and-seek in Canada for 50 years! Plus, we take a nostalgic (and slightly depressing) look at Ameri...

Today on Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we honor our great friend Jerry Norwood, celebrating his life and the laughs he shared. ❤️ Then, we dive into dating advice from Pepe Le Pew & Johnny Bravo—the worst role models ever! 😂 Plus, is dating over 50 a lost cause? We explore the struggles, the laughs, and the best under $5 date spots in Springfield. Expect hilarious commentary, awkward roman...

Get ready for laughs and head-scratching moments on today’s Morning Crankers Podcast! We break down the absolute worst jokes ever told, dive into the hilariously terrible ways the federal government spends money, and count down the top 10 greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. Don’t miss this wild ride of comedy, controversy, and cartoon nostalgia! Become a supporter of this podcast: https:...

Start your day with laughs as the Morning Crankers dive into today’s hot topics! We rant about endless road construction projects, chat about the unpredictable weather, and rank the greatest Looney Tunes characters from #20 to #10. Plus, we tackle the frustrating reality of taxes on overtime and tips while giving a shoutout to the happenings in the greater Springfield-Branson area. Tune in for a p...

Kickstart your Monday with Morning Crankers, the ultimate comedy podcast! Hosts Hans and Gred serve up laugh-out-loud moments as they recap the Kansas City Chiefs' big win over the Buffalo Bills, share the bizarre story of a man whose erotic ping pong session took a deadly twist, and poke fun at the funniest things politicians have ever said. Plus, dive into the origins of hilarious slang and sayi...

Join the Morning Crankers for a hilarious deep dive into the week's hottest topics! In Episode 2, we cover the uproarious "Show Me Donut Showdown" in Springfield, MO, recap the intense NCAA National Championship game, analyze NFL highlights, and laugh through the latest Trump news. Packed with comedy gold, this episode is your ultimate dose of humor and current events. Become a supporter of this p...

The Morning Crankers are BACK after a 3-year hiatus and ready to shake things up in Springfield, MO, and beyond! In this hilarious return episode, we dive into everything from local broadcasting to regional humor. We kick things off with some famous birthdays, dive deep into the Trump inauguration (don’t worry, we’re making it funny), and honor Martin Luther King Jr. Day with some heart and laughs...

Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm...

Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm...

Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm...

Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm...

Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm...

Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm...

Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm...