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This episode of Morning Crankers brings a mix of celebration and somber reflection. We honor the life and legacy of boxing icon George Foreman, who has passed away at 76, remembering his incredible career in the ring and his impact beyond it. Then, we dive into the deliciousness of National Cheesesteak Day, National Chocolate-Covered Raisin Day, and National Cocktail Day—because who doesn’t love a...

It’s Friday on Morning Crankers, and we’re serving up a fresh batch of comedy, chaos, and crazy headlines! We break down the March 21 National Days, from quirky celebrations to foodie favorites. In the news, police arrest the Head of the Zizian cult, while a numbing box office weekend sees Novacaine fall flat. The man behind the infamous Ruby Red Slippers theft dies before he can face justice—talk...

On this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the hottest topics of the day! Missouri’s governor pledges increased funding for cancer research, while a shocking murder unfolds over a reality TV home-flipping dream gone wrong. The Kansas City Chiefs make moves, signing a new defensive lineman and running back. Meanwhile, eerie blue dogs are spotted near a Russian chemical plant, sparking wild t...

In today’s Morning Crankers episode, we kick things off with our own original song, "Dead Broke Blues"—because if you’re gonna be broke, might as well sing about it! Then, we dive into the absurd statistical nightmare of winning an NCAA March Madness bracket and reveal our dark horse picks to take it all. Meanwhile, across the pond, a British lawmaker goes to jail for beating a constituent (public...

Start your day with a shot of laughter! In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright ridiculous! From the official National Days of March 18th (because who doesn’t love a good excuse to celebrate?), to the highly anticipated Young Guns 3 filming in New Mexico—yeehaw! Plus, we dive into sci-fi madness with Mickey 17, an upcoming film that pro...

Today on Morning Crankers, we’re bringing you a jam-packed episode full of history, news, and a little bit of fun! ☕🎙️ 🍀 First, we dive into the rich history of St. Patrick’s Day, uncovering its origins and some of the wild traditions that have developed over time. 🌪️ Then, we shift gears to discuss the devastating storms that recently hit the Ozarks, the impact on local communities, and ways yo...

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the absolute worst dates people have ever been on—from cringe-worthy disasters to hilarious misadventures. Buckle up for some wild dating fails! 🤣 We also celebrate March 14th’s national days, including National Potato Chip Day 🥔 and some other quirky holidays you never knew existed. Spring is in the air! 🌷 But did you know these crazy Spring...

🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found, Canada’s New PM & More! | Morning Crankers Detailed Description: In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the 5 best work boots on the market—because if you’re on your feet all day, you need the right gear! Then, we take a wild dive into the discovery of a new human species in Asia, dubbed the "Big Head" species—what does this mean...

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the latest wild and hilarious stories making headlines! First, we break down the economy and what’s really happening behind the numbers. Then, we talk about a 4-year-old boy who dialed 911 on his mom—for eating his ice cream! 🍦🚔 Next, you won’t believe this: A rare Pokémon-shaped Cheeto just sold for a jaw-dropping $850K! 💰🔥 Meanwhile, in th...

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the shocking death of Thor at the hands of Kang—what does this mean for the future of the MCU? We also dive into Tom Hardy’s new crime series, Mobland, and what fans can expect. Plus, we discuss the significance of March 11 National Day, count down the top 10 worst candies (you might be surprised by some of these), and cover even more trending...

In this explosive episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into a groundbreaking new documentary featuring 34 high-level politicians who openly claim that aliens are real—what does this mean for disclosure? Plus, we break down the latest global tensions as China imposes tariffs on Canada, shaking up international trade. We also explore the significance of March 10 National Day, along with other trendi...

In this high-energy episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the six best gas station foods you need to try, the eight coolest new gadgets from the latest electronics show, and the heartwarming story of a Missouri 5th grader paying off student lunch debt. Plus, we dive into the incredible feat of a 23-week pregnant woman winning a half marathon and a professional skier breaking a record skiing b...

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the National Days for March 6, uncover what products the U.S. is already being tariffed on by other countries, and highlight a wonderful father from Independence, MO, who wrote a book about being a great dad. We also talk about the continued high cost of groceries, the states stepping up to eliminate food taxes, and the retirement of Mike Moust...

It’s a Hump Day special on Morning Crankers, and we’re bringing the madness! We belt out Wooly Booly while taking jabs at the Springfield tax man, dive into the insanity of the Florida Man Games (yes, it’s a real thing), and shake our heads at a former high school student suing his school for graduating without knowing how to read or write. And to top it all off, Greg graces us with his, uh… uniqu...

Get ready for a wild ride through the backroads with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy hit, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap! This high-energy track blends country grit with hip-hop beats, bringing you the funniest take on life in the Ozarks. From dodging deer on the highway to making deals at the local swap meet, this song captures the true hustle of small-town living. Whether you're fixing up an old truck, runn...

Get ready to laugh (and maybe relate a little too much) with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy song, Springfield Traffic Blues! This hilarious tune captures the daily struggle of dodging potholes, waiting for endless red lights, and dealing with that one driver who just won’t use a turn signal. With a mix of bluesy rhythms and over-the-top storytelling, Springfield Traffic Blues turns road rage into...

In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into some of the craziest headlines of the day! Springfield's poverty rate is dropping (finally some good news!), but turbulence takes a brutal turn as five passengers are injured on a flight to Houston. Meanwhile, India’s booming wig and extension market is making waves, a smuggler tries (and fails) to hide contraband under a wig, and a Texas teac...

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Pete Rose’s latest push for reinstatement and Trump’s possible pardon, the intense Gervonta Davis vs. Lamont Roach boxing showdown, and the wild world of gambling. We also celebrate National Cold Cuts Day and National Hope You’re Happy Day while revisiting Gene Hackman’s legendary career. Plus, a woman already in prison gets sentenced to 10 more ye...

Start your day with laughs and wild headlines! Today on Morning Crankers, we break down Russia offering U.S. mineral rights on Ukrainian land (seriously, LOL), the new Tom Hardy show Havoc, a Missouri woman’s failed attempt to sell Graceland, and Bayer trying to dodge billion-dollar lawsuits with tort reform. Plus, plenty more chaos, comedy, and caffeine-fueled fun to get your morning rolling! Bec...

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we dive into the bizarre heist of a stolen golden toilet, the Green Bay Packers’ call to ban the “Tush Push”, and a top national football recruit from Nixa cutting schools from his list. We also cover a historic ocean liner’s final voyage to become the world’s largest artificial reef and debate the 11 best bathrobes and who should wear them! T...

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the retail rollercoaster—Joann and JCPenney are closing, but Catalyst Brands is stepping in with 1,800 new stores and 60,000 jobs! Missouri’s film tax breaks are already paying off with a new documentary in the works. We also dive into Springfield’s controversial tow bill (2025-035) and how Missouri could be losing millions on NFL betting. Buck...

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Springfield’s bold new move—making it legal to tow vehicles with bad registration, no plates, or expired tags. We also talk about the latest struggles for Cardinals and St. Louis Blues fans trying to find TV options, revisit the classic V series, and break down a Florida gator’s heroic traffic stop to save a turtle. Plus, after 49 years, the New Yo...

On today’s Morning Crankers, we break down Springfield, MO’s vote on towing unregistered vehicles, wild National Holidays, and the latest in Missouri sports, including the Missouri State girls' team and Mizzou men’s basketball. Plus, we dive into the wild Running from the Yeti race in Springfield and the crazy trend of egg smuggling across the Mexican border. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and mor...

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into today’s National Days and some wild famous birthdays. We also read an email from a fan in Branson and, in true Crankers fashion, give him some hilarious yet helpful advice on getting his life back on track. Plus, we explore the legend of MOMO (Missouri’s own Bigfoot), the extinct Giant Moa, and the secrets hiding in Missouri’s caves. Get ready for...

In this wild Morning Crankers Friday episode from Springfield, MO, we cover the jaw-dropping story of Lily Phillips—after being with over 1,000 men in 24 hours, she’s now pregnant! We also break down the National Days and famous birthdays for February 21st. Plus, major news from New York as the Governor calls in the troops due to a prison worker strike, and Springfield citizens raise concerns over...