More Morgellons

Duh. That’s glittergellons. Guest appearance by the Morgellano Crime Family Boss.

Morgies, when it comes to Morgellons, we need more maps. Crystal Clear just wants to put Morgellons on the map period, but it wouldn’t hurt to have some up-to-date epidemiological data on geographical distribution of our Alien Worm Disease! 29 countries and counting earthlings!

And the critics wrote: “What is this, some kind of joke? It is hilarious obviously... and that’s my only critique.”-the critics

Crystal shares a few stories from the MRF. The Worms play their greatest hit

Crystal drops in and then drops the mic. She wore snowglasses because there was no sun only snow in Atlanta today.

How long are you gonna sit there with your thumb up your ass hoping? Crystal hopes you enjoy the “most depressing episode ever” of more Morgellons, which is still funnier than anything on the tube.

Crystal puts on a brave face for Valentine’s Day. . . And invites everyone to the CDC on August 23 2021. Be there or be attacked by your hair Morgies!

Corona came from China? What about these Morgellons? Why does Crystal have tags coming out of her hands?

Crystal chats back to listeners.

Crystal takes a stroll down memory lane, telling a story of a morgie named Dickie Dog and being told at long last the story of Abbie.

And here’s for those who wanted it more bizarre. Stick around.

Crystal tells a Bible story about a guy with Morgellons who Dr. Jesus cured. “This is the Holy Ghost hour.” -CC

Crystal and friends explore various theories about the emergence of Morgellons disease.

Like moths to a flame, listeners gather round Crystal Clear as she delivers her Saturday Sermon.

Crystal went there. Oh yes she did.

There’s a company in China that has the blueprints to all of this creation, and Crystal is going to tell you about it whether you cared to know or not.

Crystal and Special guest marvel at the man who stood up to Vladimir who’s Putin his pants now Putin Smearer of Underpants. “This is heroism.” -CC

Crystal gets in the bat cave with Dracula to discuss the bat plague Kung flu Morgellons virus she got in 2020... or 2015 or in the womb.. “I got it from a wombat!” -CC

Crystal yucks it up with new friends in the comment cave, which is surprisingly and alarmingly bat free.

Crystal kicks off a two-week holiday on Planet China to investigate the other pandemic and smells something fishy in Wuhan. “Knock knock. Who’s there? The WHO. The WHO who? Owl thought you said it came from a bat.” -CC

Crystal explores the infinite possibilities of the Morgellons pandemic.

Bringing you the best floating feather worms of TN and TX, Crystal Clear and the The King take a tour of the comment cave.

It’s ladies’ night y’all! And it’s time to recognize some kin, contested illness cousins. Do you hear me sister?

Crystal shows her OG side and explores the idea that PCR testing for Morgellons induces Morgellons l.

Crystal does some Morgellons science with the scientists who study scientist and talks about the largest study of the worm genome ever done in 2018. “Miss Cleo was such an impressive and successful fraudster, she deserves more credit... ya’ll can have Oprah.” -CC