More Morgellons

None of this adds up. Crystal will get to the square root of this. An old Taoist allegory is told. Terrible accents ensue.

It’s time to meet some of Crystal’s kin in the comment cave on this high holy holiday.

Crystal wants to know why Ivermectin kills Covid in 48 hours. “Even Jesus took 72 hours y’all.” -CC

Crystal explores the likelihood that living in an endemic region and working in mental institutions makes strongyloides a likely suspect in the mysterious case of Morgellons.

Crystal claims “the maps overlap” when it comes to the epidemiological distribution of strongyloides, HTLV, and Morgellons.

Crystal confidently explains something she only remotely understands, and then they rolled their eyes. “What?”-CC

Crystal does algebra, and begins to reveal her vision. Is she on something? “I’m on a tight schedule to win this Nobel!” -CC

Season three begins with a vision and a prophecy. Crystal enters into an unexpected new phase of her Morgellons. “Now it’s time to bring Elon Musk on board.” -CC

Who will win the Nobel Prize this year? Will it be the venture capital scientists who created the coronavirus vaccine or Crystal Clear for discovering what causes Morgellons?

Crystal is back with callers and comments and more cavewoman DNA than 90% of the world.

Crystal is outraged to share with you news out of the “biospace “ about the Morgellons Market thru 2025. “I can make you a small fortune as long as you give me a big one to invest.” -CC

Join Crystal as she marches through a parade of probable horribles. “Not all Morgies are also Lymies.” -CC

Ring in the New Year with Crystal Clear and special guest to explore the theory of Morgellons pathology de juer, parasitic fungi.

What not to do when you do it yourself, a true life story of doing dumb, dangerous shit.

Crystal explores yet another theory of Morgellons and discusses the small fortune she has invested into her dentist’s lake house.

Crystal and guest morgie discuss the lesions associated with MD. “Come along for the data and stay for the disco.” -CC

Crystal and guest Morg Tomfatomtomf compete for the best Santa award and Crystal offers a critique of another nurse’s blog post.

Crystal shares yet more weird alien news in her last days before dying of CoVID. “Again!” -CC

Crystal brings you a philosopher’s musings on contested illness, Harry Q Schone. “Sorry, but you’re welcome. “-CC

Crystal shares some misadventures in healthcare, walking the line between skepticism and open-minded curiosity as usual. Check out the case of a doctor in my hometown Atlanta who claims to be gang stalked.

Crystal spelunks once again to the comment cave to hear from a listener and hosts yet another unexpected guest.

Crystal shares an excerpt from the memoir of a Morgie and fakes her own death, again. “I’m trying to get the Cobain effect without all the dying.” -CC

Crystal spelunkers and goes trolling in her comment cave.

Crystal goes where no Morgie has gone before . . . As usual. We can’t believe she went there and kinda wish she hadn’t.

Crystal and special guest explore the cosmos and recent reports alleging aliens are in cahoots with the US and Isreal, because we need another reason for the world to hate us.