More Morgellons

Crystal visits the comment cave and shares with listeners the always fascinating thoughts questions and revelations from a listener out of Austin.

Crystal and house band The Worms continue their tirade ms with mouth worms and ears worms for your contemplation and listening pleasure.

Crystal pulls some worms out of her teeth to talk to you about true grit. Stay tuned for part two of your worst mouth worm nightmare. It’s Mooooondaaaay!

Crystal Clear brings you in depth and up close to the surface with house band The Worms.

Crystal visits the comment cave and begins experimental treatment on her dairy farm.

Crystal attends a boxing match, and she explores the art of worm grunting and dispels the myth of the Morgellons mask.

Crystal goes off on pseudo science and does it Broadway style!

Do not try this at home! Crystal Clear does not promote or condone the use of found time machines, nor do her subsidiaries and associates.

Crystal puts out some neo soul, heavy metal, and a new listener still for some reason stops by to visit the comment cave.

Mental Health care is a joke in this country, unless of course you count Keno, cigarettes and More Morgellons. It will make you feel good.

Crystal is inhabited by the ghost of Franz Kafka and a host of other vermin.

How about a little Kafka in season four?

But don’t call Crystal lazy, unfunny or disingenuous about her Morgellons Disease. It’s hard to say goodbye, so at the end of season three just say see ya later.

Crystal ponders whether the plastics that come out of her skin are related to the increasing exposure to plastics in the environment. She’s got the good funk tonight.

Crystal experiments with Morgellons, but she didn’t inhale and doesn’t think drug use causes Morgellons.

Crystal has no news, and that’s not great news. But she is making news with More Morgellons and its listeners. Thanks listeners!

Crystal entertains a thought experiment about the potential link between Morgellons, clanking replicators and the pending nanotechnology ecophagy apocalypse.

Tomfatomf and Crystal Clear orchestrate and dedicate this little weekend bonus episode to the deer flies that gave them the Morgellons.

Crystal breaths a sigh of relief after the best customer support person on earth restores her podcast account she thought she lost forever and buried. “I dug y’all up.” -CC

Crystal and guests baldly go where no one wants to go, bald. “Wig out with your wig on Morgies!” - CC

Call her Crystal Corpse. She alludes to a new heavy metal act called Rat Lung Worm, but all we get is a badly translated research paper from Mexico and guest appearances by Senor Morgellono, Dr. Count Dracula, a Russian troll and a couple of angels perched like parrots by each ear.

They’re called Hairasites people! Also, Crystal has decomposing rats in her attic. This is classic More Morgellons with CC and specialist guest.

Crystal breaks it down, keeps it real, drops the mic and smokes a misty light. “I invented classy trash.” -CC

Crystal and callers hop in their cars and catch the Black Death while cruising around Craxytown.

Is a new Lupus variant also known as Morgellons on the rise? “Will I get bitten by a wolf and turn into a wolf?!” -CC