More Morgellons

Spoiler alert, the book is shit. Crystal puts her left foot in, her left foot out, then she shook it all about. “Because this is Hokey Pokey horseshit y’all” -CC

Crystal is convinced that the mystery China seeds of 2020 were brushed off as a brushing scam but claims that a new investigation has deepened the mystery.

Crystal dives into season five with some conspiracy theory she insists isn’t a conspiracy theory.

Crystal back, and she brought her friends. She also is living life to its fullest with Morgellons, squeezing the most fun And freedom she can from the pre-apocalypse we call here and now.

Okay so maybe it was a year and a day, and we were all alone in this together… but it was lonely until we arrived here.

We shall! CDC gathering 8.23.21 900 am

Crystal has morgie mouth, a close cousin to angular cheilitis but more hallucinatory and nightmarish. Enjoy!

Crystal visits the internet and vows to never not show her face there again. Followed as always by who know what will happen??

Crystal shares a story about the strongest worms in the world against the strongest women in the world and triumphs.

Crystal claims to be alive and well ….except for Morgellons.

Morgellons hasn’t been discussed enough… her fans write. Please. Fans chant with burning torches and performs outside crystal castle and shout, WE WANT MORE WE WANT MORE. Here ya go. More Morgellons.

Crystal tells an old story about a new disease and reminds listeners that there are still too many to sue to commit suicide.

Crystal reaches out to the world, and a guest joins Crystal in the comment cave .

Crystal and some lady named Jan Smith have fibers with letters and want to know what the fiber bureau of investigations is doing about it.

Crystal has a celebrity guest on the show before spelunking down to the comment cave. And boy did she spelunk.

Crystal ties all the Morgellons theories up in a pretty bow on today’s episode. “I’m dying y’all.” -CC

Crystal has something called tripe palms now on top of her Morgellons, morphing into cancer.

Crystal checks in, and Morgellons checks out.

The truth about the origins of Rona will be revealed by Crystal Clear on today’s long awaited and yet forgotten episode. “Leak or LAUNCH y’all !?”-CC

Crystal has a sermon this Sunday about activism and advocacy efforts for Morgellons Disease in the 2020’s. “There’s a new sherif of town ya’ll. And I shot him. So I will be your interim sherif.” -CC

Crystal goes deep into this clusterfuck we all know and love to hate: Morgellons. “Also, I’m dying. The good news is: I’m not the only one.” -CC

Crystal Falls in love with a chatbot then realizes she needs an intellectual peer. “Do I have lymphoma y’all?”-CC

Crystal has more news about the latest developments in Morgellons. She and Bestie Tomberson Cumberbund are The Worms. Enjoy.

New research with the same conclusion from the Charles E. Foundation. Crystal says she’s running a “fundation spectacular” this episode?

Crystal and part-time co-host Tomberson Cummberbun explore the possibility that glass worms are real. They are, strangely. But they aren’t Morgellons, probably.