Monster Mates Podcast

An oasis under the sun, the obelisk in the desert planes, and place for some rad treasures! We might as well go inside and do some exploring, yeah? No need to worry about the pharaoh that lies within. Art is by AJ (@badsnailz | https://twitter.com/badsnailz ​ )!

Video games... the rising popular hobby for people around the world. It was only a matter of time before degeneracy reached even these realms of relaxation and escapism.

We're heading into new, unprecedented territory now lads, the dankest, darkest caverns that this world has ever known will now be explored by us. Or you know, we could find some rad caves in this forest here, I dunno. Art is by bucketofchum (@bucket_of_chum | https://twitter.com/bucket_of_chum ​ )!

A pocket-sized playmate, what more can someone ask for? I mean, those already exist in artificial form, but who needs that when there's the real deal! Just make sure there's some life insurance included. Art is by CherryStar (@CherryStarArt | https://twitter.com/CherryStarArt ​ )!

Deep in the wild lands there's a rumor of an untamable monster girl, one of the queens of the jungles in fact. Well, you know what that means then. Means it's our turn to go and conquer this fine creature. Art is by Morttimer (@Morrttimer | https://twitter.com/Morrttimer ​ )!

Here you go you lovely degenerates, answers to all your lovely questions! Thank you so much for sticking with us, whether you just subbed recently or have been here since the beginning! We love you guys!

These mounds sure are supple with the greatest and simplest things in life, gold, milk, and honey. What more could a person ask for? Well, how about if these mounds were attached to a femme fatal as well? Art is by MOSSYBORGAR (@MossyArtBurger | https://twitter.com/MossyArtBurger )!

We may have our umbrellas, but that's not gonna stop up from singing in the rain. Come to think of it, this rain that's getting on us is a lot more thick than I'd expect. Huh, curious. Art is by indigo (@indigodrawss__ | https://twitter.com/indigodrawss__ )!

Wow, absolutely crazy that all of you have decided to subscribe to this channel, whether it was in the beginning, or just last week. Thank you all very much for your support in whatever ways you show that, it's extremely appreciated!

You lads like pets, heckin' good head pats and belly rubs? Because the monster girl adoption clinic is advertising a lot of their monster girls that need a loving and good forever home. If I catch one of you fools buying instead of adopting a pet, there'll be retribution to pay... in sex, that is. Art is by Noah Maxine (@NoahMaxine | https://twitter.com/NoahMaxine )!

Time to put on the furs once again, as there are rumors of a savage ice queen haunting the mountains nearby. Though I'm more of a tropical kind of guy, due to being able to wear less clothes. Art is by Irma (@IRMA_NSFW | https://twitter.com/IRMA_NSFW ​ )!

Oh man, this is just like my Eternal Champion novels! But not only do we get a rad legendary sword, but a hot girl to go along with it. Now that's what I call a win-win situation. Although I can quickly see this becoming a Prototype situation, but don't worry, it's probably safe. Art is by Darboo (@Darbooart | https://twitter.com/Darbooart )!

I too enjoy the whitest of white bread, with a side of water with no ice or lemon, along with vanilla ice cream for desert. All joking aside, we're going away from the super feral towards the super domesticated. But how many lives will it take? Hopefully not too many, I need this speedrun WR. Art is by TopsieTurvy (@TopsieTurvy_ | https://twitter.com/TopsieTurvy_ ​ )!

So there's a certain meme that goes around from time to time called "big forehead energy," which indicates that someone with a big forehead doesn't have the smartest of intellects. This, of course, has no basis in actual science, but is merely an insult based on one's facial characteristics. That being said, this girl got some DUMMI 4HEAD ENERGEE. Art is by TopsieTurvy (@TopsieTurvy_ | https://twi...

I'm telling you, there's some cool ancient treasures in those ruins, we just gotta go a bit deeper in. That's strange, I don't think the map said anything about... robots? And why is there a surgery table over there? Wait, where did the robot go, it was just here a minute ago, the one with the lubed fists. Art is by Tim (@TheBaconSpider | https://twitter.com/TheBaconSpider )!

So this knight dude came up to me this one time and tells me that there are some really feral monster girls in this area. We're talking REALLY feral. So that's where we're going this time. Oh hey, what's all this green stuff nearby? And why is it hissing? Art is by Jin (@out_for_lunch_ | https://twitter.com/out_for_lunch_ )!

Time to go deep into the tall grass this time around. Hey, this is just like that one 90s movie, you know the one, right? With the shrink ray, they made multiple of them? Doesn't matter, I'm sure this adventure will prove to be useful yet. Art is by LewdStuff (@Lewdstuffart | https://twitter.com/Lewdstuffart )!

It's a full moon tonight lads, time to get out the rum distilled in silver and tune in to your inner beast, we either ride and die tonight or become one with the pack, what sayeth you!? Art is by kiyovero (@verokiyo | https://twitter.com/verokiyo )!

From the bar to the beach, welcome to Surfin' USA. I'm pretty sure the Beach Boys can't copyright us for this one, yeah? Eh, who knows. But I'm sure they won't want none of this! Art is by Morrttimer (@Morrttimer | https://twitter.com/Morrttimer )!

And now we know why it's called The Dunwich Horror. But hey, let's leave all that behind and go to a bar! Seems they don't sell booze but something else? Well, let's see what it is. Art is by Irma (@IRMA_NSFW | https://twitter.com/IRMA_NSFW )!

This Dunwich town is a lot more peaceful than those people made it out to be. Wonder why people kept leaving this place. Hey is it just me, or did that road sign just twitch a little bit? Art is by The Masked Chris (@TheMaskedChris | https://twitter.com/TheMaskedChris )!

Alright, we safely made it back. Oh hey, a new store opened up, and it's full of antiques, rad! Boy, a lot of this stuff looks super cursed and has seen a lot of the dark memories of ancient history, but I'm sure there's nothing bad that could happen from that, right? Ignore the death stare from their porcelain eyes. Art is by stele (@eletsy99 | https://twitter.com/eletsy99 )!

I keep trying to make this into a somewhat vague storyline for those that pay attention to the description of these episodes. But I'll be honest, I got nothing on how to add cute adorable pig girls into this picture. Maybe some kind of Legend of Zelda reference, or maybe even an Lord of the Flies motif? Who knows. But these orc girls are cute! Art is by ash (@ashpurr_ | https://twitter.com/ashpurr...

Those scorpion girls sure helped out a lot. Led us directly to this pharaoh's tomb oasis! Huh, is it just me or do I hear some rattling going on? Did any of you bring maracas? No? Then why does it keep getting louder every second? Art is by ORIVA (@oreebaa | https://twitter.com/oreebaa )!

I know it was a bad idea to let Joseph Joestar pilot our plane, but it was a good idea at the time, plus his fees were very cheap! But hey, we're in the middle of the desert now, so nothing bad could possibly happen now, eh? How about we ask those lovely girls for directions? Art is by Camie (@cottoncastless | https://twitter.com/cottoncastless )!